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Will be caught at 11:59 am on 1-20-09, just before Messiah takes stage. Last minute pardon from GW as final farewell!
Isn’t he dead yet?
Poor man on the run. 24-48
He’s as good as dead to us,
US Marshals
Go cracker go !
I just passed him on the highway, he flipped me a bird and asked if Bess can visit him in jail on the weekends….
He is going to be found in a Mexican beach town, unshaven, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, shorts, flip flops trying to buy mayonaise and a six pack of Tecate at the carniceria de puto.
This guy is too dumb. No way he makes 12 hours.
anyone got deets on the citi news?
Assuming he picked up the motorcycle yesterday, he is probably already in Mexico. It is only 16 hours to Eagle Pass. I bet he’s gone.
Serious question: Why do people try to flee to Mexico? Don’t they have an extradition policy?
And – unless he plans on swimming the RIo Grande or has a bright red motorboat waiting for him – won’t Customs/Immigration I.D. him?
And if he DID make it over, doesn’t he stand out there as an Anglo (vs. say, in Canada where you look like everyone else), especially when his picture is all over CNN?
I have never understood the “he’s trying to get to Mexico” stuff. It’s like that sci fi thing, where you were snuffed out at age 25 or something, unless you escaped to…. some place? Crap! Why can’t I remember this?
Why Mexico:
1. Law enforcement is lax, and any early suspicion is about $200 away from becoming boredom.
2. The border is large and porous. Particularly in the U.S. – Mexico Direction.
3. Ill gotten gains give greater reach.
4. You can keep heading South easily.
5. You don’t have to fly.
The sci-fi thing? You mean Logan’s Run?
@11 Cost of living (ie cheaper kickbacks), donkey shows, and it sounds better than running to Canada…
How much cash is in the two saddle bags? Can’t be more than $1-2mm in Benji’s…
The US doesn’t usually check people going into Mexico. They check people coming back from there.
@12: Logan’s Run!!!! yes! That is it. Everyone thinks Sanctuary will save them, just like Mexico will harbor you.
Schrenker just doesn’t seem the “lay low” type.
He also has:
(a) children – who he’ll try to get in touch with, and more importantly from a discovery standpoint -
(b) too many people he owes money to – which means someone is sending a private eye.
It’s going to be longer than you think, I just bumped into him on the street and sold him my identity for 3 mil…..its all he had on him.
I don’t know what is worse. Being on the Lam or being in Mexico?
This guy is too dumb to make it. Guaranteed he forgot to bring enough money (he filled the saddle bags with Evian or something), he’s going to get busted when the Feds track him trying to use his Amex Black Card or his ATM card.
It’s going to be longer than you think, I just bumped into him on the street and sold him my identity for 3 mil…..its all he had on him.
It’s going to be longer than you think, I just bumped into him on the street and sold him my identity for 3 mil…..its all he had on him.
addendum to 12:
awesome kayaking in da sea o cortez, baby
Is it…going to be….longer than…I think?
@ 12 and 15: He better have his Ankh if he wants to get into Sanctuary. Or the Sandmen will catch him.
It is more Fletch Lives than Logan’s Run:
Alan Stanwyk: If you reject the proposition, you keep the thousand – and your mouth shut.
Fletch: Does this proposition entail my dressing up as Little Bo Peep?
Alan Stanwyk: It’s nothing of a sexual nature, I assure you.
Fletch: Yeah, I assure you.
Alan Stanwyk: One thousand just to listen. I don’t see how you can pass that up, Mister…?
Fletch: Nugent. Ted Nugent.
Alan Stanwyk: Alan Stanwyk.
Fletch: Ellen? Charmed. You know, for an extra grand, I’ll let you take me out to dinner…
@ 24
That is just plain old Fletch.
he a pretty boy, he best practice tossing salad
Gee, warm weather, cheap beer and crowded beachs or Canadians. Let me see, let me see….
@ 12, 13, 21
Mexican escape => Mexican prison
F&^K THAT! Just take me to Leavenworth right now.
@28: I agree with that. People here are talking “Mexican vacation with no federales breathing down your neck”.
Schrenker’s life is more likely to be cheap anonymous flophouses and not going out too much, scared at every moment that someone will recognize him.
The fact that he is doing this on stolen money too just adds to the fun!
It’ll be at least 36 hours till he’s caught using Mr. Underhill’s credit card.
-G. Gordon Liddy
Anyway to go long Dog the Bounty Hunter. Dude has got a pipeline of work that seems to be setting up nicely.
@31 – Dog’s got some problemos with the Mexicanos, if I recall correctly
With parachute pants
Some cheap blonde bimbo sure to give him shelter, grub and a warm & cozy roll before he continues south!
According to CNN @ 10:40 PM on January 13 (AC360), Schrenker was found in the woods with his wrists slit. He was taken to a local hospital for treatment.
http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2009/01/13/us/AP-NA-US-Plane-Crash-Mystery.html?_r=1&hp
that was quick
Fuck that was fast. Word to my fellow bankers. Plan the exit strategy before executing the bilk.