A clever Dealbreaker reader (aren’t you all) found the trading blog of cleverer-at-escape-than-DB-Schenker fugitive Dennis Bolze. A long, rambling piece riddled with low-brow anti-democrat and anti-Obama material, and a stack of those cutsie-annoying internet joke photos that your aunt won’t stop sending you. The thing goes back to 2005 if you can believe that, and certainly presents a wealth of insight into the criminal mind for those who can endure the drivel.
We love the header:
If you are new to trading, before you go out and buy into to someone that claims to have the holy grail take a day and read thru this blog. If it sounds to good to be true, well it just might be. Why put your money on the line following someone when all you really need is to find your own way….there is a lot of crap out there……BE SAFE and email me at dbolzes@chartertn.net Also visit http://www.mytradersparadise.com
That link returns this:
Dear Clients of Dennis Bolze,
It is with my deepest sympathies that I write this notice to you. I am the administrator or webmaster of this domain and my name is Dawn Suiter, and I am located near Gatlinburg, TN USA. I have worked for Dennis Bolze for many years now on several of his website projects including this website, we communicated nearly every day regarding website updates & changes.
On December 26, 2008 I went to Dennis’s house because he was late paying me a large balance due for work completed. He ceased communications with me around December 17th, which is why I went to his home personally. I spoke to his wife & she explained that Dennis was in fact missing and had also ceased communications with her around the 19th. In their last conversation he clearly told her that he would not be coming back.
Oh me oh my.
Take a look before someone yanks it, or our traffic shuts it down.
Update: CONTEST: The reader finding the most amusingly ironic passage will get a “Don’t Short Me Bro” mug.
Our favorite passage so far after the jump.
Earlier: January Is International Fugitive Month
Facing the mountains of life……
We all have to go our own path sometimes, in fact, most of the time. Life is always giving us something new to work with, build on, adjust to and of course, I am no different. I enjoy my work, each and everyday, trading runs in my blood and it runs deep.
The cat and mouse game of being on the right side, taking a piece of a swing, cherry pickin the top or bottom…what a rush. To take a trade and get stopped out only to see it take off in your direction and in the end, you were right, but……….We all going thru these moments as we scream, yell, pound the keyboard and walk out of the office lookin to kick a cat or something on the way to the frig. That is why I understand your pain at times……been there, done that, and enjoyed every moment of it. WELL, almost every moment that is…. :)
Everything a person can do trading, I have done so many times it isn’t funny, but it is…because I thought it was you guys out to get me. Turns out it was me out to get me, nothing more, nothing less, like Barney shooting his gun off while putting it back in the holster.
Living is a serious business, in a blink of an eye, you could be gone….never to enjoy those moments in time, that as you get older, you know will never happened again. Watching kids grow and grow up with their pets, sharing quiet moments with your spouse, laughing with friends over something stupid, telling jokes and busting on ole buddies over a sports team…..it could be gone in a blink of an eye.
I guess I have found out since June, that I am not who I thought I was, I’m not Superman, Batman or even Robin, I used to think I was. When building the house I live in now, I would have a contest carrying pecky cypress boards with my 16 year old son. He carried 4, I carried 5, he carried 6, and on this went until we got to 16 and I watched as he lifted them off the ground saying to myself, “Drop them, so I win this stupid thing,” well he didn’t. He carried them across the 2nd floor over to a sorting area and set them down. That meant I had to carry 17 boards, 8 inches wide and 12 feet long. It took me all I could do to lift them up, and I had to focus on a spot across the room and hard, step by step by step, ever closer to the sort room, step by step I could feel my heart pumping, I started to sweat, I even began to shake with the weight of the boards on my shoulders, step by step and I finally got there and then I had to set them down without spilling them. By the time I got them down I was within second of passing out…..but that is what Supermen do and Dad’s.
I have had to learn that rocking on the front porch while drinking some ice cold green (fricking) tea isn’t all that bad. That turning off the monitors and watching Dancing with the Stars with your wife isn’t the end of the world, that oatmeal with or without blueberries actually is good, even if it’s 6 days a week, because Sinful Saturday is only 3 days away.
I have had to postpone the workshop until after the begininng of the year, for a number of reasons, but I’ll miss busting on attendees, laughing about doing the candle thing and all the great times we have when we all get together with no agenda other then just spending time and share experiences together…isn’t that what life is all about.
You will be getting an email in the next few days with details of the future…and it’s all good….I plan to be around a long time…..and doing what it takes to get there…..PEACE!!!
How/why is it that all of these freakazoids are just now coming out of the woodwork all at once? Me = confused (albeit unsurprised).
why
PONZI BUBBLE
Take a look at how he calculates fees.
Too incoherent, didn’t read.
hahaha what a TOTAL NUTJOB!
I don’t think I saw anything about trading on the blog. I don’t know if this really happened, but funny anecdote from the guy…
Today on my way to lunch I passed a homeless guy with a sign that read ‘Vote Obama, I need the money.’ I laughed.
Once in the restaurant my server had on an ‘Obama 08′ tie, again I laughed as he had given away his political preference–just imagine the coincidence.
When the bill came I decided not to tip the server and explained to him that I was exploring the Obama redistribution of wealth concept. He stood there in disbelief while I told him that I was going to redistribute his tip to someone who I deemed more in need–the homeless guy outside. The server angrily stormed from my sight.
I went outside, gave the homeless guy $10 and told him to thank the server inside as I’ve decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy was grateful.
At the end of my rather unscientific redistribution experiment I realized the homeless guy was grateful for the money he did not earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn even though the actual recipient deserved money more.
I guess redistribution of wealth is an easier thing to swallow in concept than in practical application.
too much WIDE, not enough CLOPS.
7:
That is pure gold
He blew a smoke ring and he smiled at us,
I ain’t never goin’ back
Ponzi Housey Linky:
http://www.cityviewmag.com/departments/real-estate/282-a-giving-life.html
It’s gonna be hard for Wifey Kathleen to say “I did nothing, I heard nothing, I saw nothing” -
Quote:
Of the 18-year marriage, Dennis says, “No matter what we are doing, we do it side by side.”
This guy writes like he is possessed with the spirit of L. Ron Hubbard.
Ponzi Housey Linky:
http://www.cityviewmag.com/departments/real-estate/282-a-giving-life.html
Wifey will have a hard time saying she knew nothing about her husband:
Quote:
// Of the 18-year marriage, Dennis says, “No matter what we are doing, we do it side by side.” //
One wonders when / where this yahoo will turn up. Vegas?
@ 7:
I’ve read that elsewhere. The blogger didn’t write it. Compare the style and grammar, it’s fairly obvious.
“Several Tennessee investors have retained the services of a Retired Forensic Accountant with the Knoxville, TN FBI who currently handles these types of cases.” Name? “Grey Steed,” of course.
Can this get any better? I think not.
@10
He just wishes he were on a gringo honeymoon
P.S. Way to plagerize like he did that Obama anecdote
#7….I think the Nazis used that ploy in early 1933 as they shopped and dined, too. Proper attribution is important if you’re swiping others work.
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Anonymous has left a new comment on your post “WOW what a day in the chat room……….”:
150 contracts in ER2? How about you show us a brokerage statement?
Until then, I can’t say I really believe it. You say you did it live but what does that mean? You posted in your room what, “I’ve just shorted 150 contracts.” That ain’t saying much. Any nut can say what they want in their own room. And the pics don’t prove anything. I don’t see a an account number. Most pros I know will not trade 150 contracts in ES because the queue is so thin during the holidays. And what are you teaching your room by going from 6 to 150 contracts? Do us all a favor, post your brokerage statement or put the bong down. Anyone with any kind of experience knows you can’t pull that off during the holidays.
I love you post, keep them up…PLEASE…..
First thing you need to do is go and check the daily volume on at the CME. If you need help let me know. Here are the facts for the 19th of each month listed below.
Product Oct Nov Dec
ES 1.5m 2.1m 2.6m
ER 191k 316k 493k
This means the volume is increasing and not decreasing so “pulling” it off during the holiday it actually easier.
What am I teaching?
NOTHING…..The chat room is for people…(mostly trading buddies) to hang out and share ideas in an open enviroment. Not like that WoodiesCCIClub.com where you can’t say anything about anything for fear of pissing the Princess of the Wooden Shaft off.
I trade like I trade and I really don’t care about how someone might feel, they don’t pay anything so they are free to go anytime they want…..All I am showing is how I setup a trade, if I see a setup on the higher time frame like Tuesday (15m) work I do what I do when I see that.
When I was about 12-14 and the girls would talk about…..you know….I would always say, “Hey, you show me yours and I’ll show you mine”. So, post your Broker Statement here and then I’ll post mine. But, I don’t believe, by posting using the Anonymous sign in, that you have the balls to do that, now do you or even your boss.
But, starting in January 2008, I will be entering a contest and we’ll let that broker show you the results and then you can decide for yourself. Other then that, I really don’t give a flying raspberry what you think, I’ll just keep on truckin and doing my thing……simple as that!!!!
http://tradersparadise.blogspot.com/2007/12/rotflthanks-for-laugh_19.html
@20,
Way to spell, numbnuts.
–the crusty caballero
@ SEG
Do you know of any PONZdex (real and/or imagined) we can use to take a position in the Ponzi bubble?
The disclaimer at the bottom is obviously meant as a joke, right?
CFTC RULE 4.41 – HYPOTHETICAL OR SIMULATED PERFORMANCE RESULTS HAVE CERTAIN LIMITATIONS. UNLIKE ANACTUAL PERFORMANCE RECORD, SIMULATED RESULTS DO NOT REPRESENT ACTUAL TRADING. ALSO, SINCE THE TRADES HAVE NOT BEEN EXECUTED, THE RESULTS MAY HAVE UNDER-OR-OVER COMPENSATED FOR THE IMPACT, IF ANY, OF CERTAIN MARKET FACTORS, SUCH AS LACK OF LIQUIDITY. SIMULATED TRADING PROGRAMS IN GENERAL ARE ALSO SUBJECT TO THE FACT THAT THEY ARE DESIGNED WITH THE BENEFIT OF HINDSIGHT. NO REPRESENTATION IS BEING MADE THAT ANY ACCOUNT WILL OR IS LIKELY TO ACHIEVE PROFIT OR LOSSES SIMILAR TO THOSE SHOWN. NO REPRESENTATION IS BEING MADE THAT ANY ACCOUNT WILL, OR IS LIKELY TO ACHIEVE PROFITS OR LOSSES SIMILAR TO THOSE DISCUSSED WITHIN THIS SITE, SUPPORT AND TEXTS. OUR COURSE(S), PRODUCTS AND SERVICES SHOULD BE USED AS LEARNING AIDS ONLY AND SHOULD NOT BE USED TO INVEST REAL MONEY. IF YOU DECIDE TO INVEST REAL MONEY, ALL TRADING DECISIONS SHOULD BE YOUR OWN.
/check the last two sentences….
You can still take a gander at google’s cache of mytraderparadise.com
http://74.125.95.132/search?q=cache:h4Qn3_Qzq8EJ:www.mytradersparadise.com/+http://www.mytradersparadise.com/&hl=en&ct=clnk&cd=1&gl=us&client=firefox-a
Also
http://www.mytradersparadise.com/workshop_agenda.html
@Anal_yst
Technically speaking, we are in a “Financial Fraud Bubble” of which the “Ponzi Bubble” is a component. In the U.S., financial frauds are generally distributed as follows:
1.) East Coast: Ponzi Schemes
2.) Midwest: Churning, Plain Old Skimming (POS)
3.) West Coast: Venture Capital
Hope this helps to clarify things.
Bolze seems to spend a lot of time discrediting a trader called “Steve Matrix” (awesome name by the way). Bolze spends two blog entries (out of 9 total dedicated to Steve Matrix) to discuss how this trader stole a picture of Bolze’s trading desk. Bolze states that Matrix must have stolen it from a “chat room”. He then goes on to use this as a further example that Matrix is a fool, cheat, and an idiot, by seemingly explaining “If he has to steal a picture of a trading desk, he can’t be a worthy/legit trader”.
Now, im sure there is some probability that Steve Matrix is an actual crap (Gurus Crapola is the term Bolze technically uses) trader that just happened to steal a picture of a trading desk, which ironically belonged to a blogger that dedicated his blog to crap traders….but it may be more explainable that along with fabricated statements, Bolze also fabricated this Matrix character himself to show to his clients how astute he actually was? Talk about going out of your way to scam your clients.
Bolze seems to spend a lot of time discrediting a trader called “Steve Matrix” (awesome name by the way). Bolze spends two blog entries (out of 9 total dedicated to Steve Matrix) to discuss how this trader stole a picture of Bolze’s trading desk. Bolze states that Matrix must have stolen it from a “chat room”. He then goes on to use this as a further example that Matrix is a fool, cheat, and an idiot, by seemingly explaining “If he has to steal a picture of a trading desk, he can’t be a worthy/legit trader”.
Now, im sure there is some probability that Steve Matrix is an actual crap (Gurus Crapola is the term Bolze technically uses) trader that just happened to steal a picture of a trading desk, which ironically belonged to a blogger that dedicated his blog to crap traders….but it may be more explainable that along with fabricated statements, Bolze also fabricated this Matrix character himself to show to his clients how astute he actually was? Talk about going out of your way to scam your clients.
Bolze seems to spend a lot of time discrediting a trader called “Steve Matrix” (awesome name by the way). Bolze spends two blog entries (out of 9 total dedicated to Steve Matrix) to discuss how this trader stole a picture of Bolze’s trading desk. Bolze states that Matrix must have stolen it from a “chat room”. He then goes on to use this as a further example that Matrix is a fool, cheat, and an idiot, by seemingly explaining “If he has to steal a picture of a trading desk, he can’t be a worthy/legit trader”.
Now, im sure there is some probability that Steve Matrix is an actual crap (Gurus Crapola is the term Bolze technically uses) trader that just happened to steal a picture of a trading desk, which ironically belonged to a blogger that dedicated his blog to crap traders….but it may be more explainable that along with fabricated statements, Bolze also fabricated this Matrix character himself to show to his clients how astute he actually was? Talk about going out of your way to scam your clients.
sorry about the triple post there….server error
Have we still not sold out of the “Don’t Short Me Bro” mugs?
I bet our ABL lender is getting nervous…
” … guess I have found out since June, that I am not who I thought I was, I’m not Superman, Batman or even Robin, I used to think I was….(god?)
Wonderwoman.
Bolze is a f*cking prick.
First sign of a scam artist – They vigorously and harshly defend themselves when their covers are pulled.
I hate when that happens.
It’s effing cold in NY.
Yessiree….Last word I heard in another blog is that Steve Matrix had to go to court to get sentenced for fraud. However, he fled the US and is now hiding out in the Philippines. He is running some new scam on his site and selling software he got for free on the net on eBay. This guy is funny. He is the dictionary poster boy (short boy complex) for a SCAMMER.