• 29 Jan 2009 at 11:10 AM

Late Morning Caption Contest

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  1. 1
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:13 AM

    Too FINRA, didn’t SEC

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:13 AM

    Now SPIT!

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:13 AM

    Too FINRA, didn’t SEC

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:14 AM

    “And I’ve got my ruler right here!”

  5. 5
    Posted by Equity Private | January 29, 2009 at 11:15 AM

    That’s not the eagle topped symbol of the National Socialist Party she’s wearing, is it?

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:16 AM

    Feed me

  7. 7
    Posted by Investorcluzo | January 29, 2009 at 11:16 AM

    a little more powder on my moustache…

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:16 AM

    Thank god I left the pocket rocket in its special place

  9. 9
    Posted by Investorcluzo | January 29, 2009 at 11:16 AM

    “mustache” (my bad)

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:16 AM

    “Bacon! I smell bacon!”
    –Brought to you by Purina Begging Strips

  11. 11
    Posted by merkin capital partners | January 29, 2009 at 11:18 AM

    Dwight: What is on your face? Is that a disguise?
    Phyllis (leaving the room): Excuse me.
    Dwight: Clown paint.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:21 AM

    “I’ll have….a quarter pounder…..and…….hmm what should i have to drink…uh….a..milkshake!”

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:21 AM

    I wonder if I should have gone with the full beard instead of the 5 o’clock shadow look.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:21 AM

    The vibrator just powered up…

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:21 AM

    @5 – AWESOME

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:22 AM

    Dude looks like a lady

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:23 AM

    @5 – AWESOME

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:24 AM

    @11 freakin great

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:27 AM

    silent, but deadly

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:27 AM

    Well, I think Janet Reno is a very attractive woman, so there.

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:27 AM

    “I don’t like SPAM…”

  22. 22
    Posted by Anal_yst | January 29, 2009 at 11:27 AM

    I’ll give her a pearl necklace…
    …btw thats a nose that looks like its already had some powder before, just sayin

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:28 AM

    EP, not sure about the emblem, however, she sure has some balls wearing that.

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:28 AM

    @11 freakin great

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:29 AM

    THAT. WAS. NOT. ME!
    YES, I SMELL IT!
    well it wasn’t me.

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:30 AM

    zey do not know i ver nazi symbol hehe
    zuckers

  27. 27
    Posted by Seaman Bodine II | January 29, 2009 at 11:31 AM

    somebody has a case of the Mundaaayss

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:31 AM

    Up the arse corner…

  29. 29
    Posted by Investorcluzo | January 29, 2009 at 11:33 AM

    @19 and 25 – we know you’re @11 too. stop…we’ll determine how “freakin great” it was and get back to you.

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:33 AM

    Sherron Watkins’ sister? Just as phony?

  31. 31
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:34 AM

    Do these pearls make my chins look fat?

  32. 32
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:36 AM

    Taste’s like burning…

  33. 33
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:37 AM

    Taste’s like burning…

  34. 34
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:37 AM

    Taste’s like burning…

  35. 35
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:38 AM

    money shot prep…looking into camera as guy is about to unload onto face! classic pose!

  36. 36
    Posted by aisincl | January 29, 2009 at 11:41 AM

    LAY OFF ME……I’M STARVING…..

  37. 37
    Posted by aisincl | January 29, 2009 at 11:44 AM

    http://www.nytimes.com/images/blogs/tvdecoder/posts/1207/snl-bestof-1.jpg

  38. 38
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:44 AM

    I do believe I sat on a cucumber and I rather like it

  39. 39
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:48 AM

    She’s channeling her inner Frau Farbissina, but she needs a dye job.
    http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3312750592/nm0827565

  40. 40
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:54 AM

    “Somebody please remove this pole from my ass immediately.”

  41. 41
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:54 AM

    I bet she reeks when she let’s one rip. Just imagine the smell of nasty kife and cosmetics.

  42. 42
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:58 AM

    “I can’t wait to put on my new blue dress for Bill!”

  43. 43
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:59 AM

    Oh I know what y’all really want is some gross, caricature of a woman to prove some idiotic point that power makes a woman masculine, or masculine women are ugly. Well shame on you for letting a man do that, or any man that does that. That means you, dear. Miss Marshall. Shame on you, you macho shit head.

  44. 44
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 12:00 PM

    “…I didn’t mean to swallow”

  45. 45
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 12:01 PM

    is that linda tripp?

  46. 46
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 12:03 PM

    @5, was going to say the same thing. Looks like Hitler’s golden eagle..

  47. 47
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 12:03 PM

    “i’m twitching from the itching, squirming from the burning….”

  48. 48
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 12:04 PM

    Hear no evil, see no evil, prosecute no evil.

  49. 49
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 12:05 PM

    credit to law firms has dried up and capital calls to partners have gine out.
    http://endofesq.com/?p=937

  50. 50
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 12:06 PM

    Droppin’ loads!

  51. 51
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 12:08 PM

    “I wonder if he would be willing to receive a sloppy tea baggin’ from me?”

  52. 52
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 12:10 PM

    “My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard…”
    -BeckyBootFan

  53. 53
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 12:11 PM

    Why is this ostrich still at the SEC? http://www.securitiesdocket.com/2008/10/07/report-by-secs-inspector-general-questions-secs-impartiality-in-pequot-case/

  54. 54
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 12:16 PM

    Come on, who here honestly wouldn’t tap that?

  55. 55
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 12:18 PM

    @27, ve vant ze money labowski.. -german nihilists

  56. 56
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 12:19 PM

    R. Kelly, I know I am not young enough, but please pee on me…

  57. 57
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 12:20 PM

    “Ooo Ggee, lets see here. So many choices, they all look so good. I’ll have the #3, but with a Diet Sprite. I’m watching my weight.”

  58. 58
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 12:22 PM

    hummm Salty…

  59. 59
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 12:22 PM

    “hey Timmy, im not wearing any underwear… wink-wink”

  60. 60
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 12:29 PM

    @30 good call
    I don’t get the Lycan thing, but it looks like she’s rising

  61. 61
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 12:30 PM

    you say weimar, i say why not?

  62. 62
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 12:34 PM

    “Mooooooon Riverrrrrr…”

  63. 63
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 12:37 PM

    @56, I’m with you, allupinit.

  64. 64
    Posted by FUNdamental | January 29, 2009 at 12:37 PM

    Has anyone here seen my kermit the frog???

  65. 65
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 12:38 PM

    I’m a frickin NAZI mein Fuhrer.

  66. 66
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 12:44 PM

    That feels nice…but not at the dinner table!!

  67. 67
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 12:44 PM

    Barney Frank is that you? Where’s your dress?

  68. 68
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 12:47 PM

    NOW pleez to be showing me your pahpuhs

  69. 69
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 12:59 PM

    This is aside, but is that an Arian eagle she is wearing?

  70. 70
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 1:00 PM

    Hi, my name is Charlotte. Buy me a bud light and some BBQ chicken wings and I’ll rim you ALL NIGHT LONG!

  71. 71
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 1:00 PM

    @47 thats a fact
    @62 she’s probably too hairy to be a Lycan

  72. 72
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 1:24 PM

    @56 and 65
    Would tap that like a keg at a frat party …

  73. 73
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 1:36 PM

    Mein Führer, we must not allow a ponzi gap!

  74. 74
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 1:37 PM

    The Face of TARP Constipation

  75. 75
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 1:40 PM

    Viva Che!

  76. 76
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 2:20 PM

    The operation did no go as well as i thought, i still look like a man.

  77. 77
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 2:44 PM

    i’ve never done an amateur bukake shoot.
    this should be FUN!

  78. 78
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 2:50 PM

    For I am not Emily Kimberly, the daughter of Dwayne and Alma Kimberly. I am Edward Kimberly, the recluse brother of my sister Anthea!

  79. 79
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 3:14 PM

    New, long lost scenes from “Top Secret” found in Val Kilmer’s closet

  80. 80
    Posted by lehaigbsc | January 29, 2009 at 3:18 PM

    “Whats an ETF?”

  81. 81
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 3:27 PM

    I am NOT an elephant,
    I am a human being!

  82. 82
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 3:31 PM

    I am NOT an elephant,
    I am a human being!

  83. 83
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 4:01 PM

    That’s one ugly dude.

  84. 84
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 4:16 PM

    I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!

  85. 85
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 4:18 PM

    I’d hit it!!!

  86. 86
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 5:02 PM

    OMG I think I just SHARTED !!!!!

  87. 87
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 5:15 PM

    Senator, You should see me in my leather dominatrix outfit, with spiked high heels and riding crop. I can make Bernie crawl around the Capitol Rotunda and squeal like a pig, Suuuuweee, Suuuuweee.

  88. 88
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 6:25 PM

    11 wins.

  89. 89
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 6:42 PM

    looks like kid from Christmas Story in a wig….you’ll shoot your eye out….

  90. 90
    Posted by Finnegan | January 29, 2009 at 9:44 PM

    “I will not swallow and you can’t make me”

  91. 91
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 9:48 PM

    thank you sir. may I have another?

  92. 92
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 10:24 PM

    something smells like… ah…um…anchovies!…shit!!…the anchovies we supposed to go in the olives….have you seen my lost shaker of salt?

  93. 93
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:29 PM

    Can we take a 10 minute break, Senator? I’ve got a Schnauzer Tail that I need to take care of right away.
    - Fixed Income

  94. 94
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:34 PM

    Nice bird on her lapel but it she were a top notch regulator, I’m sure she would also be wearing an Iron Cross with Oak Leaf Clusters.

  95. 95
    Posted by guest | January 30, 2009 at 3:23 PM

    10 was underrated:
    Bacon! I smell bacon!

  96. 96
    Posted by guest | January 30, 2009 at 6:08 PM

    you people are worse than daily kos

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