• 27 Jan 2009 at 1:15 PM

Layoffs Watch ’09: MER

Charlie Gasparino reports that John Thain’s inner circle at Merrill “is in the process of being purged.” Dun-dun-dun. The circle jerk includes Noel Donohue, head of risk management, Mary Lee, JT’s chief of staff, and Margaret Tutweiler, head of communications and corporate affairs. All are gone as of today. The fluffer and Mariachi band, who are said to travel with JT at all times, are rumored to be on the way out themselves. In related news, Gasparino is hearing about emails regarding who knew what and when, that Andrew Cuomo is said to be interested in.

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Comments (34)

  1. Posted by aisincl | January 27, 2009 at 1:27 PM

    Too fluffer, didn’t nut.

  2. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 1:28 PM

    Layoffs? You wanna talk about layoffs? Layoffs!?

  3. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 1:36 PM
  4. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 1:39 PM

    cuomo is putz

  5. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 1:43 PM

    Lay off JT…oh wait, uh, lay on JT…wait, no. Ah, forget it.

  6. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 1:45 PM

    I think it’s actually dum-dum-dum.
    By the way, the whole sphere thing is annoying. Was that the new guys idea?

  7. Posted by Seaman Bodine | January 27, 2009 at 1:48 PM

    what a witch hunt…everyone with half a brain at MER, LEH and the rest of the sheisters-dealers knew about insolvency by the summer of 2007…i’ve got emails from folks at those firms, about that…big f’ing deal
    the idea that BAC didn’t know MER was bk elton john style is silly

  8. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 1:49 PM

    @7 – I agree completely.

  9. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 1:49 PM

    Sphere is worse than Gasbag frothing at the mouth.

  10. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 1:52 PM

    wasn’t Margaret Tutweiler in the Bush I administration?

  11. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 1:53 PM

    Fluffer. Mariachi Band. Spit. Coffee. On. Computer.

  12. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 1:53 PM

    In my dream I am Mr. Blonde, Gasparino is Officer Marvin Nash.

  13. Posted by Bess Levin | January 27, 2009 at 1:56 PM

    @7-
    1. it’s duN.
    2. who is this new guy you speak of?
    3. among all the things you could whine like a little bitch about, this is what you choose? seriously?

  14. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 1:57 PM

    First they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the Communists, and I did not speak out because I was not a Communist. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist. Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak out for me.

  15. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 1:57 PM

    sphere-clops

  16. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 1:58 PM

    In my dream I am Mr. Blonde, Gasparino is Officer Marvin Nash.

  17. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 1:59 PM

    First they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the Communists, and I did not speak out because I was not a Communist. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist. Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak out for me.

  18. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 2:04 PM

    Then they came for the doubleposters, and I not only didn’t speak out, I applauded.

  19. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 2:04 PM

    What about Nelson Chai? JT likes him a lot.

  20. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 2:07 PM

    @2: Nice!

  21. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 2:07 PM

    Im starting to think that Stan O’Neal did not so such a good job as MER chairman

  22. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 2:09 PM

    So Thain has BAC people purged, but then Lewis purges Thain and his people, leaving us to wonder why the BAC people should not come back. But then, the board purges Lewis and, presumably, his people, leaving us to wonder who the hell will run this joke of a company.

  23. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 2:13 PM

    Then they came for the doubleposters, and I not only didn’t speak out, I applauded.

  24. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 2:16 PM

    Kind of off-topic, but is Henry Blodget gay?

  25. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 2:21 PM

    Kind of off-topic, but is Henry Blodget gay?

  26. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 2:22 PM

    @23 – someone please help us..

  27. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 2:45 PM

    Who will run BAC? How about the jokers that took a couple bucks off of Pfizer’s market cap yesterday with that buy of Wyeth -

  28. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 2:46 PM

    @13/17 – Nice. I can smell the gas and hear the Stealers Wheel in the background.

  29. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 2:53 PM

    13/17/29 Ah, Reservoir Dogs. Stealers Wheel, Stuck in the Middle WIth You (now always flinch when I hear that song), but whats “gas”

  30. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 2:53 PM

    13/17/29 Ah, Reservoir Dogs. Stealers Wheel, Stuck in the Middle WIth You (now always flinch when I hear that song), but whats “gas”

  31. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 2:55 PM

    29 Never mind: the gasOLINE… I’m squirming even more now.

  32. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 3:28 PM

    @11 Tutwiler was born rich to a family in Birmingham Al. I beleive it was one of the families that made their money by owning movie theatres, but I could be confusing them with another well known Birmingham family.
    She is the former ambassador to Morocco and was a career political hack until she ended up on the board of the NYSE. Oh well, pays to be born rich and connected.

  33. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 3:50 PM

    is Montag still there??

  34. Posted by guest | January 27, 2009 at 4:33 PM

    Fire Thain’s inner circle of banking bumpkins next. A redneck named Jim Forbes for Asia banking head? Please please…

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