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Comments (48)

  1. Posted by lehaigbsc | January 29, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    Wideclops on the PROWL

  2. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 3:26 PM

    No more lines at Jamba Juice!!!! :)

  3. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 3:32 PM

    Now youre up late, cant get no sleep, Im outside
    Cruisin down 5th ave., makin love in your ride
    You want that baby, but Im out here thinkin maybe
    What if you flip – but its ok when youre on my tip
    Take off your shoes, dont spread my business news
    Reachin for the rubber tips its time to pay your dues
    Two girls in the back, bring your friend, make it three
    Its the big thing honey, thats the policy
    I got to pull down and bring the steel home for you
    Break the headboards and tell your girlfriends come over too
    Put my motorcycle helmet on and feel the power
    Rock and lift the boots, spank the lips for a hour
    John Mack is back, doin good and lookin fly (2x)
    Keith is in town, it sho was good goin down
    John Mack is back, doin good and lookin fly
    Keith is in town, it sho was good goin down
    John Mack is back, doin good and lookin fly
    Yeah, I must show up, scope the cheeks well with clientele
    When a sister wants to see me, I should not really tell
    I bought some movies, some strippin joint type of coolies
    Boots and thongs, girls flip on my theme songs
    They know I damage, with gloves my equipments on
    I got a cape, like superman, ima put it on
    Grab the vaseline, make your hiney shine like Mr. Clean
    With a purple g-string, you wanna do your own thing
    Girls dance for me, pumpin over me
    Big sniff is back, word to honeys crack
    John Mack is back, doin good and lookin fly (2x)
    Keith is in town, it sho was good goin down
    John Mack is back, doin good and lookin fly
    Keith is in town, it sho was good goin down
    John Mack is back, doin good and lookin fly
    Keith is in town, it sho was good goin down
    John Mack is back, doin good and lookin fly
    {*phone rings*}
    Hello, room 402
    Whats happenin pizzimp?
    Yo whassup?
    Yo menelik, I want you to go down the stairs
    Get five cases of champagne, order two limousines
    Yeah, I got them honies
    And check it out yo
    Bring five freaks thats ready to do this
    Aight, let me just see, Ill be down in a minute
    Late night, me trev and keith, leave the suite
    Three limos deep, with honies greet us downstairs
    Prepared to take us, anywhere, tonights the grammys
    Afterparty back at the hotel, were poppin expensive perignon
    Im the suave don, this is the average evening
    Of the celebrities, the days are relaxed
    It would seem to most, an expensive vacation package
    The pay is good, in hollywood
    A hustler has to mack in fresh gear, my choise of rolls royce
    And a duplex location up at sunset and labrea
    Im mackin in your area
    John Mack is back, doin good and lookin fly
    Keith is in town, it sho was good goin down
    John Mack is back, doin good and lookin fly
    Keith is in town, it sho was good goin down
    John Mack is back, doin good and lookin fly
    Keith is in town, it sho was good goin down
    John Mack is back, doin good and lookin fly
    Keith is in town, it sho was good goin down

  4. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 3:54 PM

    Another round of jerkoffs losing their jobs…. tear.

  5. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    @4 Get back to the back office. Does it look like I’m amused by your pansy poem?
    -John Mack
    CC: Wideclops

  6. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 3:57 PM

    @6 BBC: Zoe

  7. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 3:57 PM

    @6 BcC: Zoe

  8. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 3:57 PM

    @6 BcC: Zoe

  9. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 3:58 PM

    @6 BcC: Zoe

  10. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 4:06 PM

    @1: Wideclops is programmed to self-destruct once the mission is complete.

  11. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 4:06 PM

    too long. didn’t read.

  12. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 4:12 PM

    any pics of wideclops

  13. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 4:12 PM

    too many layoffs; didn’t work

  14. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 4:13 PM

    too jack , didn’t knife

  15. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 4:18 PM
  16. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 4:21 PM

    @16, oh my

  17. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 4:23 PM

    what groups are being axed this time?

  18. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 4:25 PM

    what groups are being axed this time?

  19. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 4:34 PM

    Wideclops will strike again. Ouch.

  20. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 4:48 PM

    @18 – everything – you’re first

  21. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 5:04 PM

    End the Wideclops Jokes.
    You guys need Jobs……..

  22. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 5:19 PM

    So other than this rumor of the date is there any substantiated evidence about the layoffs. Pretty much all the comments here are from infantile college kids who don’t really know what it is to hold a job or support a family. I’ll await your witty retorts and intelligent cattle calls.

  23. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 5:23 PM

    @24-”So other than this rumor of the date is there any substantiated evidence about the layoffs. ”
    uh, considering that this is about future layoffs, what sort of “evidence” are you looking for?

  24. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 5:26 PM

    @24- it’s funny that you talk about intelligence when you can’t even keep your argument straight. first you ask if there’s any “evidence” of these layoffs other than the post, because all you see so far are unintelligent comments from guys who don’t know anything about supporting a family. one doesn’t really have anything to do with the other. this is when people inside morgan stanely are saying layoffs are coming, hence the post. the comments maybe be inane, but they don’t change that. also, please don’t think the fact that you have a family to support makes you any better than the next guy.

  25. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 5:37 PM

    @25 I ask because I’ve heard that it’s the 13th Feb…or is it the 17th, or two weeks next tuesday. We can all pull dates out of our arse’s dumbass. I was asking how firm a rumor this was. BUt I wouldn’t expect you to understand.
    as for you 26
    I am better than you, because I get up, go to work (can you remember what that’s like), pay my bills and look after my family. What did you do today aside from watching dodgy porn on your 10 year old couch huffing on a bong and eating doritos?

  26. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 5:37 PM

    @24- College? Never herd of it.
    SPODE

  27. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 5:39 PM

    @24- College? Never herd of it.
    SPODE

  28. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 5:42 PM

    @28/29
    Is that really you SPODE? I can’t believe that you’d fail on the double post.

  29. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 5:46 PM

    SPODE, are you getting twitchy?

  30. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 5:52 PM

    @27- no, you asked if there was any more “evidence.” since they’ve yet to take place, in what form would the evidence be?
    also, you are a massive tool for a) assuming that an anonymous commenter on a message board is or isn’t employed. the bottom line is you have NO IDEA who anyone here is, or what their story is. and b) that because you’re employed, you’re morally superior. worthy human beings don’t need to make themselves feel better by knocking others down, especially for superficial things like whether or not they happen to be employed right now. plenty of good people are getting laid off. i don’t give a shit whether or not you’ve got a job, employed or not, you’re a faceless jackass.

  31. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 5:56 PM

    @24/27 why so cranky? If the fact that people post comments here is enough “evidence” to assume we’re unemployed you have yourself a pretty weak argument given your proud declaration of employment and obvious affinity for making angry, self-rightous posts. Take your tantrums elsewhere.

  32. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 5:58 PM

    @32 calm down, you’re obviously new to DB. Read a few more threads and you’ll see how it works here…or don’t and go preach to the choir. It’ll do more good.

  33. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 6:02 PM

    @34- nah, I’ve been reading DB for over a year. I just felt like lashing out a jerk-off who thinks that he knows jack about anyone on here, and who feels the need to tell everyone how much better he is (which obviously indicates that his life sucks, and needs to overcompensate on an anonymous message board).

  34. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 6:11 PM

    @35 You felt like lashing out eh? Do you often suffer these feelings? It’s probably this anger management issue that got you fired in the first place. Now go take some deep breathes and lay down in a darkened room, nurse will be in shortly.

  35. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 6:20 PM

    @36- seriously, your need to keep asserting that you’re the only employed person here is painfully pathetic.
    -not 35

  36. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 6:28 PM

    If you guys keep biting, I’m gonna keep throwing it out there.

  37. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 6:29 PM

    @27, I was eating Nachos, not Doritos..but you got the rest right….man you are scary Dude! Like you’re reading my mind….

  38. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 8:12 PM

    Ok, so who won?

  39. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 8:49 PM

    @40 The terrorists.

  40. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 9:35 PM

    #41 – funniest thing i’ve seen on this site.

  41. Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:34 PM

    @39, same, only french fries for me. Is “Cathouse” dodgy porn?

  42. Posted by guest | January 30, 2009 at 12:33 AM

    Oh, and to @27 Moral Superiority over there, that sense of impending doom that one day, despite your best efforts, you will get fired and your three private-schooled CT-raised kids will stare at you with big eyes wondering why daddy is home during the day: yeah, get used to that feeling.

  43. Posted by guest | February 4, 2009 at 9:42 AM

    Does MS keeps e-mail accounts after firing people? Because I have been told that someone I had sent a CV has been fired but I have sent him an e-mail and I did not receive any “user unknown” message, so I guess he is still employed?

  44. Posted by guest | February 4, 2009 at 9:43 AM

    Does MS keep e-mail accounts after firing people? Because I have been told that someone I had sent a CV has been fired but I have sent him an e-mail and I did not receive any “user unknown” message, so I guess he is still employed?

  45. Posted by guest | February 4, 2009 at 9:44 AM

    Does MS keep e-mail accounts after firing people? Because I have been told that someone I had sent a CV has been fired but I have sent him an e-mail and I did not receive any “user unknown” message, so I guess he is still employed?

  46. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 9:40 PM

    dealbreaker is right again…layoffs began today

  47. Posted by guest | February 11, 2009 at 10:10 PM

    Layoffs have started 2/10 backoffice people very low key and hush hush. HR going quietly location to location. not over yet.

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