You know how we feel about the 895 family photos of Madoff sons Andy and Mark we’ve received, and the fact that they’re posing with fish in every single one. Not good! While it’ll be nice if they’re used as evidence to prove the boys had no idea their father (and boss) was running a Ponzi scheme, cause they were too busy catching and posing to notice, seeing shot after shot after shot of the duo hunting or holding or fellating a fish started frosting our cookies a long time ago, and we’re pretty sure you feel the same way.
But it warmed our hearts of stone and souls as black as night to hear that there’s a least one person who can not only stand the himbos’ favorite pastime, but relate to it. Andy’s new girlfriend, Catherine Hooper (she of possible ass tattoo fame). The Bryn Mawr alum wrote of her passion in the college magazine several years back:
Felipe and I walked for hours across miles of beach, scanning the water from behind polarized lenses for any flicker of silver tail against the myriad shining glints on the water’s surface. We caught Spanish mackerel in the afternoons when the bonefish seemed to disappear and ate our picnic lunches on the deck of our boat or in little abandoned fishermen’s shacks. When I left a week later, I watched from the plane window as Los Roques became smaller and bluer. The wave motion froze as the plane gained altitude.
Things at home were a little different after I returned. My husband grew sick of my talking about fishing and would leave the room if I began. To anyone who would look, I showed my fishing pictures, which consisted of 1. Me holding a fish, 2. Me holding a fish, 3. Me holding–you get the idea.
A match made in heaven. (And let’s not forget the Bob Rubin connection, and assume that surely he too is obsessed with being photographed holding something slimy in his hands. Threesome?) More pics of Hooper doing you know what after the jump.
First, does she really have dreds?
Hooper ? I don’t even know her
I love that he’d leave the room. “Enough with the fish, Hoops! All you talk about! All the time! A scale here, a fin there. Dorsals! Gutting! Rods and lines! Crawling the rocks! Humping the sandbars! Well, let me give you a line! You, me; done.” (Exits stage right.)
She don’t eat meat,
But she sure likes to bonefish.
(I’m copyrighting that shit.)
apparently the pics annoyed hooper’s husband enough to divorce her.
She looks like the type that has dreds on her box too.
RastafarIIIIIIII
…Permit me to whip out my Bonefish…
@2 love it
70′s feminist “big bush” look.
leg er down and smack em yak em
This is the most talented commenting I ever did see. Brava
Troy McClure is very intrigued
@10……niccce
you think hooper gets it in the pooper?
But speaking after the hearing, Mr. Sorkin disavowed his earlier statements that Mr. Madoff was cooperating with prosecutors and F.B.I. agents seeking to unravel the Ponzi scheme.
“No one ever said he was cooperating with the government,” Mr. Sorkin said — though he had previously said that “we” were helping investigators from the F.B.I. and the S.E.C. Mr. Sorkin said he had meant that Mr. Madoff’s firm, Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities L.L.C., was cooperating with the investigation
She only has dreads? What’s she doing with a nice Jewish boy?
“Felipe, does this silver one REALLY smell like my pubelox (sic) after you leave it in the sun all day ?”
you think hooper gets it in the pooper?
@18
uncalled for…..
you think hooper gets it in the pooper?
you think hooper gets it in the pooper?
you think hooper gets it in the pooper?
“Felipe what size and weight ROD do you have
@21
you are stupid.
@22
you are stupider.
@23
you are stupidest.
Bess, when are you going to discuss the odd fate of Liskula Cohen, former model.
It’s really a shame people are spreading nasty rumors. Or, are they?
I, for one, think Hooper takes it in the popper.
Dredds or no, she can be my master baiter. Her stink bait brings all the fish to the yard.
-BBF
Croc Dundee voice:
That’s not a snap-pah…
THAT’S a SNAP-PAH !
Madoffs ex wife used to cheat on him.
took it in the can, from what i heard.
i wouldnt be surprised if the fish ho does the same.
Those aren’t even dreads. Those are the braids that overly pampered white girls get when they wanna have rasta-cred for their week in the tropics.
Dollars to donuts she got that shit ironed and styled the minute she got back to the real world.
Andy Madoffs ex-wife used to cheat on him.
Deb took it in the can, from what i heard.
i wouldnt be surprised if the fish ho does the same.
The difference in the color of her arms in the second pic is epic.
Those are not dreads, they are bo-bo braids.
And another thing, small breasts are great, but they must be perky. Make the call Hoop.
Andy Madoff’s ex-wife used to cheat on him. Took it in the can, was what she told her girlfriends.
I wouldn’t be surprised if the fish ho does the same.
Andy Madoff’s ex-wife Debbie used to cheat on him. Took it in the can, was what she told her girlfriends.
I wouldn’t be surprised if the fish ho does the same.
Andy Madoff’s ex-wife Debbie used to cheat on him. Took it in the can, was what she told her girlfriends.
I wouldn’t be surprised if the fish ho does the same.
HOOPER DRIVES THE BOAT, CHIEF.
1.
#35-37 must be the same asshole from #21-23.
2.
I wouldnt fuck her with a stolen dick.
3.
@2-awesome
Chi mangia pesce mio, non muora mai!
I suppose if Andrew Madoff wasn’t constantly off on his “Brokeback Mountain” fishing trips his ex-wife Debbie (aka Debbie West) wouldn’t have been so busy taking it in the ass.
I guess that’s why he chose a new younger one who “shares his passion”. They can go fishing together and use ground up investor as chum.
Those dreads are from maybe 6-7 years ago and the bonefish pics are actually from the carib not seychelles.
I suppose if Andrew Madoff wasn’t constantly off on his “Brokeback Mountain” fishing trips his ex-wife Debbie (aka Debbie West) wouldn’t have been so busy taking it in the ass.
I guess that’s why he chose a new younger one who “shares his passion”. They can go do some “bonefishing” and use ground up investor as chum.
Those dreads are from maybe 6-7 years ago and the bonefish pics are actually from the carib not seychelles.
She will drop Andy too!
@38, thank you.
Here lies the grave of Maggie McGee, died at the age 103.
For 15 years she kept her virginity.
Not a bad record for this vicinity.
-BBF
I suppose if Andrew Madoff wasn’t constantly off on his “Brokeback Mountain” fishing trips his ex-wife Debbie (aka Debbie West) wouldn’t have been so busy taking it in the ass.
I guess that’s why he chose a new younger one who “shares his passion”. They can go do some “bonefishing” and use ground up investor as chum.
I heard Mark Madoff ex-wife was the one sleeping around (Greenwich) Tennis anyone
#47 “…use ground up investor as chum”
the best quoote ever in the history of DB
Do you think there will be a “River Runs Through It, and It Is Brokeback Mountain” movie deal for the boys?
Holy Fuck, how hard is it to hit the “post comment” button once?
here’s a nice little piece about Andrew’s ex-wife Deborah West’s post-divorce prospects.
Too bad the cheating slag with a propensity for buggery filed the day the little bonefishing cocksucker allegedly turned in pops. She should have taken the money and run when she had the chance.
http://www.divorcesaloon.com/deborah-madoffs-post-divorce-career-prospects
While funny, chum is the incorrect term for fly fishing. It is all based on tying up fake objects, hurling them at trout and seeing if they bite. If they do bite, you set the hook with great vigor and so deep they cant get away and you reel them in with a big smile on your face. Then once you get them in, you gut them and cook them over a fire. After you eat them you sit back and smile. Then you work up a big turd and release the remains back into nature. Once you have completed that moment of glory, you praise yourself for killing the spirit of that fish and how you relish your cunning ways of tricking it into submission….then you do it all over again until someone makes you stay at home all day and think it over. Wait, are we still talking about fishing?
she’s not a bad writer.
Imagine listening to that dreadhead’s fish tales every day. Shut up and bend over.
If I had to listen to that bonefish talk about fishing with Felipe, I’d leave the room and the marriage.
I think one of the Madoff boys is a guest poster.There’s a lot of bitterness directed at the ex wifey.
wouldn’t it be grand if his girlfriend was one of the nude sushi tray models…
are we sure she/he went to Carib for just fishing, maybe was for sex change LOOKS LIKE A MAN IN TOP PIC explain all the azzzzzz talk
@57
until every goddamned penny is returned by these animals there will be generations of bitterness.
Andrew Madoff’s wife lived the life of a Park Avenue princess off of stolen blood money. she will also have to pay the price.
the Madoff name is a curse.
Whats wrong with an Azzzz Burglar!!!!!!!!!
@57
until every goddamned penny is returned by these animals there will be generations of bitterness.
Andrew Madoff’s wife lived the life of a Park Avenue princess off of stolen blood money. she will also have to pay the price.
the Madoff name is a curse.
59
Find an issue of Fish&FLY, Volume 2, Number 2 Winter 2001 and the whole issue is there….azzzzz and all.
while Madoff senior was sending out jewelry, did she get a pearl necklace?
hooper in the pooper – just got it – hysterical!
why so many divorces?
She went to Bryn Mawr, you’re lucky she’s not wearing a cape in the pictures.
a lotta dikes at Bryn Mawr, wonder if she dabbled much in the muff…back in the day
how much would we love to find out that someday a guy up in Sing-Sing named Bubba makes Bernie tattoo “Bubba” on his ass? Then when son Andy also finds his lying ass in jail he ends up with “Jerome” on his ass….. we can only hope
Getting fishier & fishier as the days gone by…
Man hands!
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She’s trying to do a Bo Derek thing. Well, her gold digging ways are certainly a 10!
How is she related to madoff?