• 22 Jan 2009 at 4:33 PM

Not Guilty!

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mmpsmall.pngDB CooperMarcus Schrenker was arraigned today and quickly pleaded “not guilty” to the charges of intentionally destroying an aircraft and faking a distress call. His public defender (wow that sucks), obviously reacting to the “not guilty” plea, has indicated that he has “reasonable cause” to believe Schrenker is suffering from a mental condition. (We are guessing acute Gottagetawayfromthiscastratingbitchwiththecashitis, but the situation is fluid).
Pilot pleads not guilty in plane crash death hoax [CNN]

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Comments (31)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | January 22, 2009 at 4:39 PM

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/01/22/fugitive.pilot/index.html
    You see this here link ^^^^^^
    This story should be filed under “BUSINESS AS USUAL ON WALL STREET” rather than “CRIME” which is way less descriptive of events.

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | January 22, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    Public defender + not guilty = maximum sentence

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | January 22, 2009 at 4:45 PM

    i.love.her.so.much

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | January 22, 2009 at 5:05 PM

    Do you think she is looking for a job writing for a certain blog?

  5. 5
    Posted by Anal_yst | January 22, 2009 at 5:11 PM

    @ 1
    Since you clearly don’t, and apparently never actually worked on Wall Street, perhaps you might consider returing from whence you came, k?

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | January 22, 2009 at 5:15 PM

    @5
    will do.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | January 22, 2009 at 5:18 PM

    As long as the situation is fluid then I’m OK.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | January 22, 2009 at 5:28 PM

    Tell me that someone from Dealbreaker will be covering Fashion Meets Finance tonight.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | January 22, 2009 at 5:28 PM

    something is leaking fluid

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | January 22, 2009 at 5:29 PM

    @8 your mom called and she needs you to bring home some lube.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | January 22, 2009 at 5:31 PM

    #5 – don’t worry, you have Geithner looking out for you now, he will make sure he steals more money from us for you so you can plan more elaborate scams and it will also give you time to figure out how to keep the losses on off balance sheets so people don’t really know how much you have lost.
    Nobody is impressed with you anymore. If you didn’t have taxpayers bailing you out your companies would not even exist right now.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | January 22, 2009 at 5:35 PM

    Too middle class, don’t care.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | January 22, 2009 at 5:43 PM

    @10 Oh yeah, well the jerk store called and they’re running out of you.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | January 22, 2009 at 5:56 PM

    prop plane + lexus = wannabe

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | January 22, 2009 at 5:57 PM

    @13 Wow. Try this, when you get home have a nice long conversation with your cats about why you feel your estrogen levels are so high you feel like crying all the time. Then get a quart of ice cream and a spoon…stop me if you’ve heard this before

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | January 22, 2009 at 5:58 PM

    prop plane + lexus = chump

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | January 22, 2009 at 6:00 PM

    (Hot blonde wife + Lexus + prop plane)/goofy looking homewrecker = desperate unintelligent decisions + prison

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | January 22, 2009 at 6:08 PM

    Good thing he was wearing a helmet while riding that red Yamaha. Wouldn’t want to make that mental injury any worse.

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | January 22, 2009 at 7:03 PM

    But really, who wouldn’t tap that on the hood of the Lexus just to do it?

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | January 22, 2009 at 7:39 PM

    This guy is more Douche Bag Cooper than DB Cooper

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | January 22, 2009 at 8:01 PM

    @13 ,,,wow George,,you have lost a lot of hair…

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | January 22, 2009 at 8:31 PM

    tastes like lobster

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | January 22, 2009 at 8:40 PM

    too hot – didn’t dog

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | January 22, 2009 at 8:49 PM

    @19 I would, “on a goof” with “Here I Go Again” from Whitesnake playing in the background. She had to be a hair band groupie back in the day.

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | January 23, 2009 at 12:59 AM

    @13, jerk store would have smoked that guy

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | January 23, 2009 at 9:31 AM

    Wow…lookit George. He’s really giving it to T-Bone.
    -Mr. Kruger, CEO

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | January 23, 2009 at 9:37 AM

    @15 – You really don’t get it, do you?

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | January 23, 2009 at 10:08 AM

    @15 How do you not respond with “That’s all right, you’re their all time best seller”? Come on.

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | January 23, 2009 at 10:44 AM

    all.up.in.that.shit….

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | January 23, 2009 at 10:48 AM

    For all of you needle-dicked quants: That’s the tip of his cock she’s fondling through his pants!

  31. 31
    Posted by guest | January 23, 2009 at 10:54 AM

    For all of you needle-dicked quants: That’s the tip of his cock she’s fondling through his pants!

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