Schapiro Approved as New SEC Chairman (Reuters)
Apparently the New SEC doesn't take shit from anyone, and maybe carries nightsticks. At her confirmation hearing yesterday, Mary Schapiro vowed-- and she actually said this-- to 'take the 'handcuffs off' the SEC's enforcement division and go full force against anyone who violates investors' trust."
Citi Directors To Leave (FT)
"Citigroup is to revamp its board with the departure of long-standing members Kenneth Derr and Franklin Thomas following criticism of its ability to supervise the troubled company's executives and strategy, people close to the situation have said."
What We Have Here Is A Three Pronged Approach (WSJ)
Apparently what we're looking at is the following:
1) Stemming Foreclosures.
2) Revamping Existing Efforts.
3) Purchasing of Assets.
Pulling the assets off the books is going to help, but it's not going to help as fast as the government thinks it will; there would be at least a two quarter bleed before the banks would consider loosening restrictions in re: liquidity.
That being said, we haven't seen anything concrete on the "Stemming Foreclosures" side yet, and I don't have a clue what the "Revamping" prong even means.
Google Beats Expectations (Reuters)
"Excluding one-time charges, profit was $5.10 a share, beating the average analyst forecast of $4.95 according to Reuters Estimates.
Revenue rose 18 percent to $5.7 billion -- a shadow of the 50 percent growth levels that Google used to enjoy, but considered by analysts to be a robust performance given the weak economy and corporate cutbacks in advertising spending."
Bankers And Regulators Call It What It Is (Bloomberg)
The idea that just because you avoid the word nationalization it isn't in play is annoying; the bottom line here is that the government has in fact nationalized some of the banks. Look at it like this: arrest in many states is defined as the inability to leave. Now, the police won't directly place you under arrest in most cases until they're done questioning you about whatever heinous thing you did/peed on. But, should you be snarky and insist on departure, they will (usually) cuff your ass.
No one in the government is calling what's going on nationalization until the banks decide that they can act autonomously again. Or, as Jon Bruss puts it: "When the Treasury tells a bank to pay a penny a share vs. its old dividend, you know who's calling the shots."
Pfizer In Talks To Buy Wyeth (WSJ)
The combination of the two companies would provide for a pharmaceutical powerhouse, one would hope they will use their newfound power for the ultimate good: the panacea for STDs.
"Pfizer, the world's largest drug maker by revenue, would likely use a combination of cash and stock for the acquisition. Details on price haven't been worked out, but Wyeth has a market capitalization of about $52 billion and premiums in the sector have averaged just over 20%. That would put the value of the deal at well over $60 billion."
Times To Sell Its Building (NYT)
The Grey Lady has been facing hard times lately; with ad revenue down and the emergence of online media it's become a more cost-competitive marketplace. Add to that the debt coming due and about $400MM in revolving credit lines expiring in May and you have a liquidity crunch - and a perilous situation at best. To counter, the Times has borrowed about $250MM from outside investors, and it's looking to sell its historic building on 8th in a lease/buyback.






Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 8:10AM
Good morning bitches! Wake up and smell the crap!
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 8:14AM
I met with the enforcement division of the SEC yesterday concerning an action they are getting ready to file against a certain B/D and I gave them a ration of shit about they incredibly poor record of actually taking action against known infractions. I told them that I felt sorry for them because Shapiro was going to do to SEC enforcement what she did to FINRA enforcement - make it a laughingstock and a bunch of lap dogs.
Its fun to heckle those clowns, especially when they are about to be under the leadership of someone (Shapiro) who has no intention of mandating a strong and effective enforcement division.
Mary, you are part of the problem, not part of the solution.
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 8:18AM
btw quite funny http://www.pehub.com/29448/chrysler-to-be-back-with-terminator-iv-sponsorship/
wtf is that movie going to be about - a company is send from the past and lingers around in the present - it won't innovate, it won't die - it keeps sucking up tax dollars - we need something advanced to kill it, before it will enslave all humanity in force us to drive their shitty cars - who can finish them, whoc can do the job?
TERMINATOR 4 - THE CERBERUS
in a cinema near your subprime mortgage soon. bitches.
PEB
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 8:44AM
@1
I want to wake up but this horrible dream won't end.
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 8:44AM
http://systemicallyimportant.blogspot.com/2009/01/mated-financial-blogs.html
You guys were mentioned here today--in a "mated" post focused on blogs. Your bit:
What would happen if Mae West, a pop icon of old famous for her wit, mated with Bruce Lee, the bad-ass martial arts master famous for his awesomeness? Too easy, I know. A site called Dealbreaker.
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 8:46AM
#3 - L. O. fucking L.
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 8:49AM
@4
You can leave Citi anytime of your own free will.
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 8:55AM
@7
AQR
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 8:56AM
#2 step down from your sanctimonious soapbox douche...Did you REALLY browbeat SEC Enforcement officals? i find that very hard to beleive. i call bullshit.
"arguing on the internet is like being in the special olympics. even if you win, your still retarded"
Posted by Private , Jan 23, 2009 9:07AM
Anyone else see this chick on The Daily Beast who is auctioning her virginity online for $4mm?
Girl is a genius.
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 9:07AM
@9 did you mean "you're"? Retard.
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 9:13AM
who is in the running for the pfizer deal?
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 9:26AM
yeah #2 i call bullshit on you too. when the SEC showed up at your desk you probably got paranoid, remembering that one time when your homie in the jefferies&co analyst class of 1972 had this hot insider info on a railroad pennystock and you had your aunt in idaho execute this $50 trade on it, making a tidy 7 bucks...
..your obamanana probably shrunk to the size of a cocktail schrimp and now you're pretending here be a big man..
that shit may fly in in the coffee corner at jefferies, but not here. bitches.
PEB
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 9:27AM
@9-
#2 here. Yes, I really gave them a ration of shit. They wanted the info I had to offer so they weren't being a**holes to me. I wasn't disrespectful, but I made it clear the SEC has frustrated a lot of us in the industry who are sick of putting up with clowns who are playing fast and loose with the rules. Trying to compete with organizations who flaunt the rules is tough. It gets incredibly frustrating when the SEC knows what is going on but doesn't do a damned thing. They deserve to be heckled.
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 9:27AM
@10
and which retard is going to pay that for a diseased skank who certainly isn't a virgin.
This is not genius.
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 9:29AM
Talks have been going on for some time about breaking up GE. What's the hurry now? I would like to see the numbers on how much of a drag (mistake) CNBC is. About three HEADS I could name who should be shown the door.....NOW
Posted by Private , Jan 23, 2009 9:30AM
@15 someone already bid 3.8mm on her. She may not be a virgin , but she's smart for getting 4mm to get laid.
Posted by Clown Capital , Jan 23, 2009 9:33AM
Schapiro is a trendsetter; "fivehead" is the new "forehead". Get your fivehead game up bitches...
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 9:33AM
@15
probably the same guys that injected 7.5bln into citigroup last year... the similarity between the opportunities is striking..
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 9:33AM
@15
probably the same guys that injected 7.5bln into citigroup last year... the similarity between the opportunities is striking..
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 9:34AM
Flaunting rules is so passé, I prefer to flount them. Try it sometime
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 9:37AM
@19
Shocking isn't it.
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 9:40AM
BCS going to $0? Thoughts?
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 9:41AM
Hey 2 you don't shit where you eat unless you are a real dumb ass.
Gave the SEC shit......
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 9:41AM
The most fun of all is to flout them.
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 9:54AM
Well played, 21, well played!
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 9:57AM
@25 curses, another perfectly good zinger murdered. But of course you're right, it is the most fun to flout them.
Posted by girl , Jan 23, 2009 10:00AM
@ 10 & 15
That whole situation is so fucking creepy it's not even funny. Doesn't the girl have parents who are mortified that their daughter is now a very public whore? Who in their right minds is ever going to date or wife her? Will her fees get taxed like income or like a bonus? I have so many questions.
Posted by Private , Jan 23, 2009 10:02AM
@28, 10 here, I totally agree, the girl is ruining her life. I'm not sure how the prostitution stuff in Vegas works, I'm sure the bunny ranch where she's doing it will get a piece of her profit.
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 10:04AM
This may already be old news on DB, but I heard on Bloomberg TV this morning that John Thain recently spent $1.2M "redecorating his office" at MER/BAC.
TGFD may be somewhat behind the times, but HowTF does someone do that? WTF did he put in that office?
Someone was quoted in the local Wilmington paper today saying that, "John Thain is the quintessential Wall-Street fellow." Maybe that statement explains Thain's behavior.
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 10:07AM
I believe you are referring to the amazing paper known as "The News Journal"
Posted by Private , Jan 23, 2009 10:08AM
@ 30, here you go
http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-01-22/john-thains-top-16-outrages/
Posted by Clown Capital , Jan 23, 2009 10:08AM
Wake up people. Whores are the new virgins in '09.
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 10:12AM
@28
Prostitution & Solicitation come to mind.
When does the check bounce? Before or after consummation? Are condoms allowed? Do they call Mother superior to confirm virginity? Will she use the "I played sports" defense?
Creepy does not go far enough
-----
For the record, Genius:
Isaac Newton
Albert Einstein
Richard Feynman
Abu Ali al-Hasan ibn al-Haytham
Marie Curie
+ many, many, more.
the list doesn't include any prostitutes.
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 10:12AM
Guest@#31...
You are correct; The News Journal is a piece of shit, but it is all we have here. It does cover local news, though. How do you know about that "amazing" piece of shit?
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 10:15AM
@30
tgfd dont be such a tight thrifty cheap ass, read the posts above: for 1.2 M you can't even deflower a skanky ho from the midwest, let alone decorate your office.
back when i decorated my office (in the times leverage was abundant) i had the hardest time choosing between
a) a 30 ft high sfinx from (~2000 BC)
b) a live siberian tiger in a crystal cage
c) some fucked up artwork called re-enaction, consisting of the artist (genuinly) nailed to a cross like gsus, moaning and suffering at you from his corner of the office. he would do this 4/days a week, 8 hours a day (the lazy communist)
those were the days...
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 10:15AM
@10, 15, @28, @29... this girl isn't "ruining" her life. She's getting $4mil to be an instant celebrity. Chances are, she doesn't even go through with the deal, but now she's famous. Maybe she'll get some kind of acting gig, or talk show gig, or write a book. Odds are she doesn't go through with the prostitution because it'll be some old, ugly, fat, nasty smelling guy who couldn't get laid in a million years even though he's got money. And who the hell wants to score with that?
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 10:15AM
@11 i meant YOUR retarded. checking spelling on a messageboard! is that what you do? go kill yourself. i dont think a human life can get more pathatic or pointless. your just another tiny drain on natural resources.
@2 Your so brilliant and brave, you could be a white collar crime superhero. better then playing gotcha and being internet messageboard hero. yet another telephone tough guy...where are your complaints and tips to the sec? so me anything that demonstrates your wisdom was not just anything more than monday morning quaterbacking.
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 10:15AM
TGFD,
The same way I know about Mr. Celery (Wilmington Blue Rocks Mascot), The glorious strip malls of 202, and "Slower Lower"... i.e. am another Guy from the First State.
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 10:16AM
@11 i meant YOUR retarded. checking spelling on a messageboard! is that what you do? go kill yourself. i dont think a human life can get more pathatic or pointless. your just another tiny drain on natural resources.
@2 Your so brilliant and brave, you could be a white collar crime superhero. better then playing gotcha and being internet messageboard hero. yet another telephone tough guy...where are your complaints and tips to the sec? show me anything that demonstrates your wisdom was not just anything more than monday morning quaterbacking.
Posted by er666 , Jan 23, 2009 10:19AM
@30- seriously? how about
http://dealbreaker.com/2009/01/live-blogging-thains-fate.php
or
http://dealbreaker.com/2009/01/john-thain-to-get-canned-for-h.php
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 10:19AM
? for the board:
Michael Lewis claims the reason the TARP program instamorphed from buying mortgages ostensibly on the cheap into buying worthless warrants for preferred stock is that there were no mortgages in the bank's treasuries, relatively speaking, but swaps instead, and these swaps are of course unsecured and basically worthless due to counterparty default.
Does anyone know if Lewis is right here?
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 10:22AM
@38 & @40 fail.
That's "You're" Get it right. Retard.
- Not @11
Posted by girl , Jan 23, 2009 10:23AM
@ 37
You don't get it- it doesn't matter whether she goes through with it or not- the fact the she acknowledged she was for sale will permanently taint her. Celebrity and money disspear rather quickly- at the end all you have is what's left of your self-respect and general character.
@ 34
"the I played sports defense"...thanks for making me laugh so early on a Friday! Not an easy feat I assure you
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 10:24AM
@37
True. That's the problem with America. We celebrate mediocrity.
Posted by cy , Jan 23, 2009 10:28AM
42-
Do you have a link?
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 10:28AM
@44-@girl
@34 here. You're welcome :-)
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 10:31AM
cy:
http://www.portfolio.com/news-markets/national-news/portfolio/2008/11/11/The-End-of-Wall-Streets-Boom
Posted by cy , Jan 23, 2009 10:39AM
dude, this is from like a month ago
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 10:43AM
cy:
your point being? the fact it's a month ago does not make it not true.
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 10:49AM
Private@#32...Thank you for the link. Yesterday's news is really 'old' news when it comes to DB.
er666@#41...Thank you also for the DB links. TGFD has been away from DB for awhile. I'm still not back regularly, but I do stop by from time to time.
Guest@#36...Your office sounds impressive. How did you get any work done in there?
The Guy from Delaware
p.s. @#39...If you're new to DB, welcome. It's good to know that others from Delaware visit this site. BTW, TGFD stays away from 202, I don't follow the Blue Rocks, and I don't get downstate much. Do you still live here, or somewhere else?
Posted by cy , Jan 23, 2009 10:56AM
I didn't question its validity, just its pertinence today.
All you need to know about TARP-
This program is simply a massive transfer of wealth from taxpayers to the bond holders of troubled banks. When banks buy overvalued assets with other people's money, they get this money by selling bonds, or by borrowing from other banks. The TARP program insures that these people, who foolishly lent to the banks, get their money back. This is done under the auspices of preventing a "financial meltdown," but there's no evidence to indicate that such a meltdown would occur. Why this class of risk-takers has been spared at the expense of all others does not make sense to me, and I don't know what motivations the government had to protect them.
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 11:04AM
cy-
i get the part about what TARP is today. but TARP was sold as we would get mortgages in return for the cash the banks used to pay back their debts. now, we get worthless paper back. i'm just wondering if lewis is right that a satchel full of mortgages was not actually found in the treasuries of these banks. i'm also wondering how many people knew about this and lied about it to sell TARP, of course. you see, if the taxpayers were told they were going to give Citi $36 billion for a share of the company, they'd have noticed they could have bought the entire company for one-third that.
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 11:04AM
TGFD,
Been on dealbreaker for awhile now, and I live up in nyc now - used to live on the edge of Greenville / West Haven
With regards to my DE references, they were mainly to point out some of the "glory" of the state. Where are you in DE? Wilmo?
Posted by Anal_yst , Jan 23, 2009 11:06AM
Agreed about whoregirl, @girl, etc:
That $, assuming she ever sees any of it, will dissapear quite quickly, as will her novelty.
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 11:23AM
Guest@#54...
TGFD is not far from where you used to live. We have friends in West Haven.
I'm in Greenville, close to the reservoir; very rural here, as you know.
How long have you been gone?
The Guy from Delaware
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 12:01PM
TGFD,
Been in NYC since I graduated in '07. Grew up in DE - went to THS actually. Fun time to head back to Trolley Square from time to time
Posted by guest , Jan 23, 2009 2:40PM
Jack: You're going to be a great Chairman.
Liz: Chairwoman, sir.
Jack: I don't believe that's a word.
Posted by guest , Jan 27, 2009 9:18AM
+18 is the new killing it.
-JJM