• 06 Jan 2009 at 4:17 PM

Outstanding, Red Team!

How’d you like to be “Head Of Retail Brokerage” nowadays? Yeah, us either. But that isn’t stopping Merrill’s Dan Sontag from making the jump into the parent organization.

Bank of America Corp named Dan Sontag head of Merrill Lynch Global Wealth Management, its retail brokerage unit, according to an internal memo obtained by Reuters, filling a spot vacated by the recent departure of Bob McCann.

Way to integrate, Dan! Culture clash my ass! We know the transition from “Wealth Management,” and those upscale clients into the depths of $20 fee rebates, free calendars with every new checking account and a Toaster if you maintain a minimum balance of $2,500 for six months is going to be a snap!
Earlier: John Thain’s Farewell To Bob McCann: Did He Really Use The Word “Enrich”?
Merrill’s Sontag named head of retail brokerage [Reuters]

Comments (20)

  1. Posted by guest | January 6, 2009 at 4:26 PM

    Good luck keeping the brokers happy

  2. Posted by guest | January 6, 2009 at 4:28 PM

    My goodness – an Apocalypse Now reference. Who are you people?

  3. Posted by guest | January 6, 2009 at 4:30 PM

    Marketing majors…..we all know about those don’t we ?

  4. Posted by guest | January 6, 2009 at 4:33 PM

    University of Tennessee (bad)
    Marketing Major (worse)
    good luck with that-that sound you hear is money flowing away

  5. Posted by guest | January 6, 2009 at 4:39 PM

    @2 EP always has the best (nerdiest) references!

  6. Posted by guest | January 6, 2009 at 4:40 PM

    hard core…

  7. Posted by Clown Capital | January 6, 2009 at 4:41 PM

    Retail = lower rung of society.
    aka “untouchables”

  8. Posted by guest | January 6, 2009 at 4:46 PM

    My goodness – an Apocalypse Now reference. Who are you people?

  9. Posted by guest | January 6, 2009 at 4:46 PM

    4 Based on these credentials, I’m guessing what we have here is the typical square jawed, all-American red blooded, glad handing exec. Which is perfectly suited to the task at hand. Remember (thinking back to your fraternity), its the B students that run the world, making good use of the talents of the students.

  10. Posted by guest | January 6, 2009 at 4:59 PM

    @7 ahole comment
    Anyway, why get rid of McCann for Sontag?

  11. Posted by guest | January 6, 2009 at 5:19 PM

    EP
    Great takedown of
    Barry Ritholtz on your blog last week

  12. Posted by guest | January 6, 2009 at 5:20 PM

    EP
    Great takedown of
    Barry Ritholtz
    on your blog last week !!!!

  13. Posted by guest | January 6, 2009 at 5:25 PM

    @9 Sounds like someone’s compensating for his 3.0 from Vanderbilt

  14. Posted by guest | January 6, 2009 at 7:31 PM

    @9…good post, but something about that name tells me jewish, aka not square-jawed all american….

  15. Posted by guest | January 6, 2009 at 8:13 PM

    13: 9 here Yr totally wrong re me and Vandy. I’m just more sensitive than you to the ways of the world. Look around you. Very often those that succeed are the ones that look good and can handle people. Esp in places like retail at BOA/Merrill.

  16. Posted by guest | January 6, 2009 at 9:14 PM

    @11 link?

  17. Posted by guest | January 6, 2009 at 9:19 PM

    Get you a case of beer for that one.

  18. Posted by guest | January 6, 2009 at 11:07 PM

    @12 quit sucking up!
    @EP – “Do not use this blindly in the real world. It will turn around and bite you.” This should’ve come from your legal writing prof admonishing you for your grandeloquent and overwrought exposition, not Fama.
    Referencing the Lono deity cycle? Its just Ritholtz for chrissakes.

  19. Posted by guest | January 7, 2009 at 4:23 AM

    us neither… its neither not either-sorry.

  20. Posted by guest | January 7, 2009 at 8:02 AM

    It’s “We neither”
    Sorry. I couldn’t let that rest.

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