Archive for January 2009

fmj2.jpgOver the years there have been many steps in the finance professional supply chain that have resulted in a sort of “grade inflation” in finance. The CFA is not one of them.

A lower percentage of candidates passed the first test of the Chartered Financial Analyst exam, a three-step process aimed at gaining a hiring edge as job losses accelerate in the financial-services industry.
Thirty-five percent passed the initial test, down from 39 percent last year, the CFA Institute said in a statement today. Almost 50,000 people took the exam in December, a 25 percent increase from a year earlier, the Charlottesville, Virginia- based institute said.

For reference, the pass-and-remain rate for the SEAL program Physical Screening Test used to be 34%, before that got candied up and pushed to 40% in the last few years. (Is nothing sacred?) The drill instructors at the CFA Institute will have none of that, thank you very much.

“Since it’s a self-study program, it’s hard to say why pass rates increase or decrease,” institute spokeswoman Kathy Valentine said in an e-mail.
Candidates take the exam betting the certification can become a path to better jobs, higher salaries and a deeper understanding of finance. The not-for-profit CFA Institute recommends candidates spend at least 250 hours studying for each phase of the test. It costs about $2,500 to complete all three levels, which are given in June and December.

Did you fail? What was your major malfunction? Which segment of the creed did you blow? Ethics? Tenacity? Rigor? Analytics?

  • 28 Jan 2009 at 12:03 PM

Bonus Watch ’09: BAC

Oh, this is going to chap some Bank of Amerillwide hide. The FT reports that the firm plans to defer bonus payments to capital markets and investment bank employees this year, though a spokesman for BoA claimed he wasn’t aware of the news. The policy will affect payments of $50,000 or more, with staff that was supposed to receive cash-money next month waiting until February 2010 to get the first third of its bonuses, and the remaining two-thirds in 2011 and 2012.
Related? Setting The Story Straight On The Merrill Bonus Rage

  • 28 Jan 2009 at 11:18 AM

DROP EVERYTHING

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And pay tribute to the most important day in history. January 28– the day, 46 years ago, Charlie Gasparino entered the world, guns blazing, singing “Funiculì, Funiculà” with gabagool, sopressata, and other Italian delicacies falling out his mouth. At this time I’m too overcome with emotion and gratitude for the cosmic generosity of the universe for sending us this angel (first Jesus and now Charlie “The Second Coming” Gasparino? Our cup overrunneth) to decide what to send. I’ve got some ideas, of course, but I need your help. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. What do you get for the man who gives everything?

Bloomberg tells you what we told you yesterday. Abhijit Chakrabortti has left the House of Mack.

Picture 647.pngAmerican taxpayers do not have the monopoly on banker bonus outrage. Apparently the Swiss are blowing a gasket over UBS’s decision to dole out $1.77 billion to its staff (or about $22,000 per employee, which is about 80 percent less than the bank paid last year), after taking money from the state. The Social Democratic Party has called for Eugen Haltiner, president of the Federal Financial Market Supervisory Authority, and said in a statement, “the bankers’ arrogance knows no limits,” describing the payout as “incomprehensible.” At left, the UBS building in Zurich after an “incident” earlier this month. Click for more.

It’s poss! As you already know, Bank of America’s board will meet today for a regularly scheduled meeting, with one topic of discussion likely being Ken Lewis’s future with the firm. A person “close to the board” told the Journal that the CEO’s job “is in no danger,” but another person, also in close proximity to the situation, hissed that everybody needs to pipe down and “wait until Wednesday…you’ll get your answer then,” which sounds ominous. Plus, since Friday, certain revelations have come to the bank’s attention like, among others, what role Lewis’s right-hand guy, Steele Alphin, played in the whole Merrill/Thain sitch, and the matter of KL dyeing his hair.
In related news, it seems Lewis may join Team Touched by Andy, with sources telling the Post a subpoena is coming his way.

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  • 28 Jan 2009 at 9:04 AM

Ken Lewis’s Dirty Secrets

Picture 646.pngAs previously mentioned, last Friday Bank of Amerillwide chief Ken Lewis celebrated firing John Thain with half-priced scotch at Sonoma Restaurant in the BAC corporate center. Nothing really scandalous there (besides his terrible tipping) but the event apparently came as a shock to the regulars at Phil’s Tavern, who Mr. Lewis has seemingly been running around on. From the mailbag:

The story about Ken Lewis drinking at Sonoma at 6:30 on a Friday was a surprise to those of us in Charlotte because up until recently he could be found at Phil’s Tavern, a dive bar next to HQ, several days a week drinking scotch with Steele Alphin.

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  • 28 Jan 2009 at 7:57 AM

Opening Bell: 01.28.09

Picture 645.pngWells Fargo has big loss as it adds to reserves (Reuters)
“The quarterly loss at San Francisco-based Wells Fargo, not including Wachovia, was $2.55 billion, or 79 cents per share, compared with a profit of $1.36 billion, or 41 cents, a year earlier. Revenue fell 4 percent to $9.82 billion.
The company also said the former Wachovia Corp, which it bought on December 31, lost $11.17 billion in the fourth quarter, largely to boost loan loss reserves as well as investment writedowns. Before Wells Fargo outbid Citigroup Inc to take control, Wachovia nearly collapsed as losses soared from troubled mortgages.”
Boeing Posts Quarterly Loss on Strike Impact and Charges (PRNewswire)

Fourth-quarter net income declined to a loss of $56 million, or $0.08 per share, reflecting the now-settled machinists’ strike (EPS impact estimated at $1.09 per share), a charge related to the 747 ($0.61 per share) and a litigation-related reserve ($0.09 per share).
Revenues for the quarter declined 27 percent to $12.7 billion, due primarily to the effects of the strike which reduced commercial airplane deliveries by approximately 70 units and revenues by an estimated $4.3 billion.
For the full year of 2008, net income fell 34 percent to $2.7 billion, EPS was $3.71 per share, and revenue fell 8 percent to $60.9 billion. Full-year results were impacted by the strike, the 747 charge, the litigation-related reserve, and higher costs for AEW&C announced in the second quarter, which together reduced full-year EPS by an estimated $2.56 per share. This was partially offset by lower pension and deferred compensation expenses.
“The progress we made in many areas of Boeing during 2008 was outweighed by the impact of the strike and our performance on some key development programs,” said Chairman, President, and Chief Executive Officer Jim McNerney. “Our imperative going forward is improving execution where it needs to be improved, maintaining strong performance across all our production programs, and preserving our financial strength to grow in these challenging economic times.”

Tax-evader Not So Popular In Davos (Bloomberg)
Meouch: Boy-toy Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner’s Yuan call was characterized as “economic suicide” by Morgan Stanley’s Asia Chairman Stephen Roach, before a panel in Davos today. “I’ve never seen an economy in recession voluntarily raise their currency,” Roach added. “It’s horrible advice.”
Eating Out, With T. Boone Pickens (Dallas Morning News)
Want some of that shit? TBP is auctioning himself off on eBay. Bidding starts Monday, at $100,000, and last ’til February 12. Good luck to all.
Behind Citi’s Decision to Scrap New Jet Plans (FT)
Mentioned yesterday but confirmed: it was those meddling bastards over at Tim Geithner’s Treasury that guilted Citi into saying it has “no plans to take possession” of the Dassault Falcon 7X.
Stimulus Bill Near $900 Billion (WSJ)
Expected House vote today. Includes: “a $365.6 billion spending measure for such brick-and-mortar projects as highways and bridges; a $180 billion measure to boost jobless benefits and Medicaid, among other things; and a $275 billion tax-relief package, which includes a plan to give a $500 payroll tax holiday to all workers, a proposal from Mr. Obama’s presidential campaign.” Also: ” ‘I would love to not have to spend this money,’ Mr. Obama said, according to individuals familiar with the president’s meetings with Republicans.”
Stephen Schwarzman’s Maverick Proposal (DBook)
Crab-hands wants more leverage.

  • 27 Jan 2009 at 5:32 PM

Dear Fellow Investors:

OPEN LETTER TO INVESTORS
IN STEEL PARTNERS FUNDS
Carl C. Icahn
767 Fifth Avenue
New York, New York 10153
January 23, 2009
Dear Fellow Investors:
As you know, Steel Partners has announced the “WebFinancial
Solution” which we believe would be extremely detrimental to all of
our investments in Steel Partners. I am against that transaction and
a lawsuit has been filed to oppose it in Delaware.
I believe it will be beneficial for all investors in Steel Partners
to meet to discuss the “WebFinancial Solution.” Because Steel Partners
has refused to make a list of investors available to us, we ask that you
call either Susan Gordon (212-702-4309) or Sue Zippo (212-702-4310) at
my office. Please provide them with your name and phone number. We
will then contact investors and arrange for a meeting.
Steel Partners’ actions to date and plans for the future are
significant events for all of us and I strongly believe that we should
meet to share our thoughts and concerns.
I look forward to meeting all of you.
Very truly yours,
Carl C. Icahn

HT: 1-2

  • 27 Jan 2009 at 5:06 PM

Write-Offs: 01.27.09

$$$ Harvey Pitt on Madoff and reforming regulation [The Deal]
$$$ AIG Said to Pay $450 Million to Retain Swaps Staff [Bloomberg]
$$$ Will Former Lehman CEO’s Sale of Mansion to Wife for $10 Actually Protect It From His Creditors? [TPB]
$$$ Calling all former Lehman Brothers and Sisters: A writer at GQ wants to talk to you (anonymously, if you’d like). Interested? Get in touch.

  • 27 Jan 2009 at 4:48 PM

People Moves

Abhijit Chakrabortti, Morgan Stanley’s chief global and U.S. equity strategist, apparently quit the House of Mack this afternoon. No word on where he’s headed.