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Comments (172)

  1. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:05 PM

    Is she really grabbing for his package?

  2. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:06 PM

    Is he scratching his ass or is his left hand in his pocket?

  3. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:08 PM

    pretty tasty!

  4. Posted by Riskybusiness | January 12, 2009 at 4:08 PM

    His left hand is on his walet. Given that she looks like a money grubbing Whore, it is quite sensible.

  5. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:08 PM

    This recession/depression we are in may be painful, but damn, it sure is entertaining!

  6. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:09 PM

    a$$hole. Shit, why did the parachute open?

  7. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:10 PM

    ….like a chicken neck bone.

  8. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:11 PM

    Money-grubbing Barbie meets Ben Stiller!

  9. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:11 PM

    She’s available @ ABX pricing. Throw in the toaster.

  10. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:11 PM

    Seriously, since my layoff I haven’t had this much fun!

  11. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:12 PM

    She’s available @ ABX pricing. Throw in the toaster.

  12. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:13 PM

    Everyone looks…. so well-scrubbed. I’ve never seen a plane that clean. Michelle’s clavicle looks like it was polished to a nice sheen.

  13. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:13 PM

    I’d fuck him.

  14. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:13 PM

    I don’t think she like him. Notice the ever so subtle twist of knee and body away from betrothed.
    The shopping sprees must be great, though.

  15. Posted by Clown Capital | January 12, 2009 at 4:14 PM

    Marcus: “Eat your heart out Madoff. I’m doing it the right way. Embezzlement / Larceny / Fraud, you name it. Then I’m gettin’ the f*&k outta here with this smokin’ piece of a** next to me in this kick a** plane behind me…”

  16. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:14 PM

    I don’t care what this Shitstain did; he’s not the new Made-Off!

  17. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:15 PM

    money does buy happiness

  18. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:16 PM

    Ah, awesome Christmas card photo!

  19. Posted by FUNdamental | January 12, 2009 at 4:17 PM

    Yeah, nice little Saturday, quick flight, pickup the little lady, aaaaaand a little pocket pool, nice!

  20. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:18 PM

    Too DB didn’t Cooper

  21. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:18 PM
  22. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:20 PM

    @23
    You’re a moron

  23. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:24 PM

    @22 – classic

  24. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:25 PM

    Looks like the trophy wife is divorcing him. I guess she didn’t leave him in time cause she ain’t gettin squat.
    Is it me or are the current crop of trophy wives not as savvy and a whole lot dumber?

  25. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:26 PM

    ok, now i like this story. what is the source of the photo????!!! tell me it is an xmas card. tell me.

  26. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:29 PM

    @4…nice
    @22…swell DB Cooper reference
    Can we get a better picture to establish if she is in fact a good knob slobber?

  27. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:29 PM

    Does this mean Manhattan will be filled with newly divorced women with money? win/win no?

  28. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:37 PM

    This really drives home the point that women in NY are really different than the rest of the country. He would fit in. Haircut, suit, tie all fine. Michelle – never.

  29. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:37 PM

    That picture kind of reminds me of those pictures you’d see of eastern European mafia guys showing off all their toys – engraved on their headstones after they’ve been offed.

  30. Posted by StillNoCouch | January 12, 2009 at 4:38 PM

    @22 — Wonderful ! “Too DB didn’t Cooper”
    (Too bad it was posted as Guest, such genius should be recognized).

  31. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:38 PM

    WTF does TGFD see all over the bottoms of Marcus’ shoes? Is it traces of all the shit that the clown has been stepping in lately? Hahaha. What a goon. What a picture.
    The Guy from Delaware
    p.s. I wonder what the photographer was thinking while he/she was setting up for that ridiculous photo.

  32. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:39 PM

    She looks a little too much like the billboards for those strip clubs near Giants Stadium.

  33. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:39 PM

    That picture kind of reminds me of those pictures you’d see of eastern European mafia guys showing off all their toys – engraved on their headstones after they’ve been offed.

  34. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:41 PM

    33 Actually, I think the photographer is catching the golden glow of the sunshine in which they are basking.

  35. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    Money-grubbing Trophy Whores – the new face of the Russian Mafia!

  36. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    Christ, what a douche. “Here’s a picture of me, along with the things I’ve purchased.”
    When do people become like this? What drives someone to pose for a picture like this? I mean, where do you even PUT a picture like this? Above the mantle?

  37. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:43 PM

    @26 – The problem, as always, is supply and demand. There aren’t any more really top-notch trophy wives than there ever were, but until last year there were a whole lot more paper-wealthy guys who wanted one. They had to settle. Fortunately for them, one unexpected bonus of a low-IQ wife is less Machiavellian pursuit of your assets, or at least much less effective pursuit.

  38. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:43 PM

    At first I thought the shoes were a variation on those Prada’s from a few years ago, with the red stripe up the middle of the sole.

  39. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:44 PM

    @28 awesome slobber ref

  40. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:45 PM

    @38
    She feels really special in the picture knowing he can pick up another model for half the price.

  41. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:45 PM

    32 Actually, it went right over my head. If you have time, I would love an explanation.

  42. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:46 PM

    @#38…
    Great post. My thoughts exactly, and perfectly articulated by you.
    The Guy from Delaware

  43. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:47 PM

    New TV show:
    “Desperate Trophy Wives”

  44. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:48 PM

    http://web.archive.org/web/20050924175416/http://heritage-wealth.com/
    Checkout Michelle under the “WHO WE ARE” heading. What an annoying whinny voice.

  45. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:48 PM

    EP,
    Did Carelton Sheets send you the photo?

  46. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:51 PM

    After doing a closer inspection, I believe that Michelle might have some of that shit on her shoes too.
    The Guy from Delaware

  47. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:51 PM

    Give us more pics of Michelle, now the her husband is donezo, I think I got a chance…

  48. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:53 PM

    faking your death by jumping out of a beater-ass plane is the new “killin’ it”

  49. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:55 PM

    http://legacy.post-trib.com/PostTribune/Obituaries.asp?Page=LifeStory&PersonId=122256015
    Am I reading this right? Did Schrenker’s father just die last week?

  50. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:55 PM

    faking your death by jumping out of a beater-ass airplain is the new “killin’ it”…dumbass

  51. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:57 PM

    He keeps leaving the aircraft doors open. Close the f$&#* door after you jump or take a photo with your plane. Please

  52. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:58 PM

    @51. whoa, good research. You appear to be correct. Kind of lends a sadness to the whole thing, despite the goombah picture.

  53. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 4:59 PM

    @51. whoa, good research. You appear to be correct. Kind of lends a sadness to the whole thing, despite the goombah picture.

  54. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 5:00 PM

    Glad to see Marcus is a Hall of Famer.
    http://www.mvsc.k12.in.us/mhs/cheer/alumni%20hall%20of%20fame.htm
    Don’t know which is worse – Purdue or male cheerleader.

  55. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 5:01 PM

    @54. @51 here. Really wasn’t trying to do research, but found the link. So his wife is divorcing him, his office got raided Dec. 31, and his dad died Jan. 4.
    He is a complete tool, because he has 3 kids (named – of COURSE – Alyssa, Tyler, and Jayden). Don’t care how bad you mess up your life. You don’t suicide – or worse, fake-suicide and abandon – on your kids. Ass.

  56. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 5:02 PM

    The Truth…
    1) That photo was for an AD in the Indianapolis Monthly for the Lexus Dealership in Indianapolis.

  57. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 5:03 PM

    obvi. it wasn’t is real dad though, why the different last names…

  58. Posted by BSD | January 12, 2009 at 5:04 PM

    @12 That looks nothing like the PC-12, other than being a single-engine turbo prop. Also, the Pilatus is an amazing plane, but since you can’t even recognize it my guess is you’re talking out of your ass and flying a C152.
    Clearly, EP knows her planes on the other hand.

  59. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 5:05 PM

    Looks like Barbie realized the gig was up and decided to bail on the guy…..
    Schrenker has been the target of litigation of late, culminating in divorce proceedings filed by Michelle Schrenker in Hamilton Superior Court 3 on Dec. 30. A hearing had been set for Feb. 5.
    On Dec. 16, 2008, Indy Aero, which operates the Mount Comfort Airport, filed suit against Schrenker in Hancock County Circuit Court for “slander of title, defamation, false informating, tortious interference with a business relationship;” the suit was redocketed on Jan. 2. In June of 2005, Lafayette Life Insurance filed suit in Hamilton County Superior Court 3 against Marcus J. Schrenker, listing a Destin, Fla. address; the suit was dismissed with prejudice.
    On Dec. 22, 2008, Creative Marketing International Corp. filed federal suit against Heritage Wealth Management in Indiana Southern District Court for breach of contract. On Aug. 17, 2007, OM Financial Life Insurance Co. filed federal suit against Heritage Wealth Management in Maryland District Court, seeking $231,000

  60. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 5:05 PM

    I like how this ass clown has three kids and yet takes a family picture with a third tier aircraft and a second tier car.

  61. Posted by Clown Capital | January 12, 2009 at 5:09 PM

    @57
    He might have been trying to do his kids a favor. When you’re knee deep in debt/scandal and it threatens the livelihood of your family, if you have a sizable and protected life insurance policy, you may be a better asset to your children/family dead than alive. ala the deceased Ken Lay, formerly of Enron..

  62. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 5:13 PM

    @65
    he used a parachute …

  63. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 5:14 PM

    I’m expecting to see pics of the kids with fishing poles tomorrow.

  64. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 5:14 PM

    @65 – @57 here. I have 2 little ones at home. If I’m an hour late getting home, they are all worried and so happy to see me. I cannot imagine the trauma of hearing that your dad has died. Only to be surmounted by hearing your dad did NOT die, but chose his life insurance policy over you.
    He’s only 38! Those kids are no more than teens, if that. What is worse to a child than losing a parent?
    (I am aware you are probably being sarcastic. I just get so MAD at parents not thinking about the toll selfish things take on children.)

  65. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 5:19 PM

    @68 truest comment yet.

  66. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 5:20 PM

    Doesn’t he know that the minimum for a picture of this nature is a Ferrari and a GulfStream? A Lexus and a single engine prop, what a douche!

  67. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 5:22 PM

    @67
    holy shit, that was good

  68. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 5:28 PM

    So this is what became of “Freeze” of the Icy Hot Stuntaz….
    http://www.geocities.com/icyhotstuntazz/

  69. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 5:36 PM

    @70 – i guess that’s how they roll in Indy.

  70. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 5:36 PM

    @1 i bet she’s holding her arm that way to highlight the rolex on her wrist –damn rolex douches always do that….

  71. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 5:41 PM

    @73 yeah, but $700k will buy you a 1 bedroom 5th floor walk up in NYC (at best), while in Indy it gets you 5,000 sq feet on the water. As a former NYC banker, trust me, it’s better when you leave- even if these douches make you twitch once in awhile

  72. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 5:46 PM

    That bitch is glowing. Something is seriously wrong with her skin, I’d invest in melanoma meds ASAP

  73. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 5:52 PM

    Say what you will about the money grubbing, but Michelle Schrenker ROCKED in both the early Scorpions and UFO. Much better than Matthias Jabs. I’ll bet the black and white Flying V is in the cargo hold of that Piper.

  74. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 5:57 PM

    I’d hit it….

  75. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 6:15 PM

    I’m movin to Indy.

  76. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 6:16 PM

    I’m movin to Indy.

  77. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 6:21 PM
  78. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 6:32 PM

    That chic has to be from Dallas.

  79. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 6:34 PM

    @81
    she has bad legs

  80. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 6:37 PM

    Checkout Michelle under the “WHO WE ARE” heading.
    http://web.archive.org/web/20050924175416/http://heritage-wealth.com/
    There’s a strange asymmetry to her face…

  81. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 7:14 PM

    #74, she’s not wearing a rolex, looks like a cheap watch, but the rock looks 5 carats if it’s real.

  82. Posted by Joseph di Jersey City | January 12, 2009 at 8:32 PM

    My first reaction to the picture was, “Why did he put the rental car that he took to the airport in the picture.” The douchebaggery of, “look at what I’ve bought” was a given.

  83. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 8:54 PM

    It was a Malibu Meridian turboprop N328DC. Marcus was a Mighty-Joe-Cool wannabe that will have many years in prison to fantasize how he could have parlayed that Purdue education to better use. Sad.

  84. Posted by Bulging Bracket | January 12, 2009 at 8:54 PM

    She’s no trophy wife! Cankles, messed up face, bad & veiny legs, and scary hands. Wouldn’t touch it with someone else’s pole.
    Faked plane problems was a great way for the kids to get money isolated from his legal problems AND a way out of the legal issues (see Ken Lay). Her divorce also helps to preserve family assets (or at least attempts to). I can see this as an agreed way to help out the family, since she had to be in on the scam being the CFO.
    A real suicide or family abandonment is a piece of shit move, but in this case you have to think like a mafia boss.

  85. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 8:55 PM

    It was a Malibu Meridian turboprop N428DC. Marcus was a Mighty-Joe-Cool wannabe that will have many years in prison to fantasize how he could have parlayed that Purdue education to better use. Sad.

  86. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 9:02 PM

    @89
    The flightaware record for the last flight is still up. I guess they don’t know the difference between “arrived” and “crashed.”
    http://flightaware.com/live/flight/N428DC
    way off course

  87. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 9:13 PM

    Jumping from my airplane, jumping from my airplane my skin is bare, my skin is bare
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ_5JM6bxis

  88. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 9:28 PM

    That girl looks as cheap as the Lexus in the background!

  89. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 9:29 PM

    Marcus (Michelle) Schrenker & children, Tyler, Alyssa and Jayden
    Jayden? What kind of White Trash name is that?

  90. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 9:38 PM

    @39 – The nice thing about a dumb trophy wife is that she believes you when you tell her you’re broke and just dumps your ass, leaving you to retire to the Caymans in peace.

  91. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 9:38 PM

    I knew Marcus from college. I don’t know much about his wife, except that they married way before he had money. My guess is he pulled her into his crap and took her down with him, in exchange for a fancy life and big bucks. I cannot believe he could do this. Just get in line with the rest of the a-holes that don’t care about anyone! You know that pretty boy is going to make someone in jail happy!

  92. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 9:54 PM

    Douche chill

  93. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 10:17 PM

    She definitely can’t be that smart since this piece of garbage has been taking advantage of people and stealing money for several years.
    It really takes TOO DAMNN long for these types to get caught and taken down.
    I worked for another financial firm several years ago and we knew about Heritage Wealth and several of the shananigans going on. One of our attorneys in our firm ran like hell from these goons. They wanted to help some of our affluent clients and we noticed way too many bells, buzzers, whistles, etc. going on.
    I’m sorry guys BUT from several facts that I am privvy too, Michelle knew he was a con artist and went right on along with him. She might be hot, but she won’t be looking too good in a few years after her stint in prison too.

  94. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 10:24 PM

    @95….
    THEY never had money. They stole lots of money from retirees and my mother in law being one of them. PIECES of garbage need to fry.
    Why waste our taxpayer dollars chasing him down. Why didnt Mr. Pretty Boy just really do it and take a gun to his head?
    EVEN IF they sell all his property, toys, her boob job and all the other plastic fake crap she has had done, they will NEVER recover the $$ for the retirees and senior citizens that they took advantage of.
    She is just as guilty. Smiling all the way to the bank as the CFO….

  95. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 10:24 PM

    @95….
    THEY never had money. They stole lots of money from retirees and my mother in law being one of them. PIECES of garbage need to fry.
    Why waste our taxpayer dollars chasing him down. Why didnt Mr. Pretty Boy just really do it and take a gun to his head?
    EVEN IF they sell all his property, toys, her boob job and all the other plastic fake crap she has had done, they will NEVER recover the $$ for the retirees and senior citizens that they took advantage of.
    She is just as guilty. Smiling all the way to the bank as the CFO….

  96. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 10:24 PM

    @95….
    THEY never had money. They stole lots of money from retirees and my mother in law being one of them. PIECES of garbage need to fry.
    Why waste our taxpayer dollars chasing him down. Why didnt Mr. Pretty Boy just really do it and take a gun to his head?
    EVEN IF they sell all his property, toys, her boob job and all the other plastic fake crap she has had done, they will NEVER recover the $$ for the retirees and senior citizens that they took advantage of.
    She is just as guilty. Smiling all the way to the bank as the CFO….

  97. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 10:25 PM

    @95….
    THEY never had money. They stole lots of money from retirees and my mother in law being one of them. PIECES of garbage need to fry.
    Why waste our taxpayer dollars chasing him down. Why didnt Mr. Pretty Boy just really do it? Maybe he’ll have some pre deliverance experience in Alabama so he can get used to what is going to happen to him in prison.
    EVEN IF they sell all his property, toys, her boob job and all the other plastic fake crap she has had done, they will NEVER recover the $$ for the retirees and senior citizens that they took advantage of.
    She is just as guilty. Smiling all the way to the bank as the CFO….

  98. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 10:28 PM

    @42
    He already has SEVERAL times

  99. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 10:35 PM

    @45
    It’s already going on…
    It’s called The Housewives of Atlanta

  100. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 10:41 PM

    Why’s his father’s last name Galoozis? Stepfather?

  101. Posted by guest | January 12, 2009 at 10:43 PM

    I remember this guy when he was at Purdue. He lived on my dorm floor. He was a dumbass pretty boy that was worried about passing his MGMT200 class. Too bad I couldn’t let people know not to invest money with him. A real disgrace to Purdue. They should throw him into the swamp & let the gators have him!

  102. Posted by guest | January 13, 2009 at 12:02 AM

    The photo is for a Lexus ad. It was about being affluent, yadda yadda, thats why the plane is in the background. It ran in Indy montly, in Oct. I think.

  103. Posted by guest | January 13, 2009 at 2:46 AM

    I went to high school with Marc. Galoozis is his stepfather. His father was supt of schools. He must be proud.

  104. Posted by guest | January 13, 2009 at 2:47 AM

    Looks like she’s the sugar mummy and he’s the toy boy.

  105. Posted by guest | January 13, 2009 at 9:24 AM

    If I stole millions of dollars and had serious monetary resources the last thing I’d be banging is a woman with cankles. Two of my buddies boned her before she got married and said her stuff was stinky. YUCK!

  106. Posted by guest | January 13, 2009 at 9:32 AM

    He’s going to get ass plowed in prison and she’ll get ass plowed by a recently divorced physician up at Geist. Mrs. Schrenker, if your reading this, I’m not wealthy but I’ve got a hard pecker and some bubble gum and I just ran out my last piece. See where I’m coming from? Some bull dike skank is going to love you in prison. Nice knowing ya. Now you need to figure out who is going to raise your kids. Great job. KARMA!!!!!!

  107. Posted by guest | January 13, 2009 at 12:05 PM

    She is hotter than the Noel horse face chicks
    Probably can cook too

  108. Posted by guest | January 13, 2009 at 5:21 PM

    how do you know he has any kids? i’ve been looking over dozens of stories and it never mentions kids anywhere but this comment thread.
    that is what indy women look like. fake and empty. no. 1 reason for leaving indy.

  109. Posted by guest | January 13, 2009 at 5:28 PM

    I know the Schrenkers and I can tell you they have 3 kids. It’s really sad because the two oldest are the nicest kids but were basically raised by a nanny.

  110. Posted by guest | January 13, 2009 at 6:17 PM

    She’s grabbin’ his goodies for a Lexus and a prop plane?! Screams mid-western B team. I’d let her blow me depending on her attitude but can’t promise I’d wouldn’t push her over the side of my Feadship when finished.

  111. Posted by guest | January 14, 2009 at 7:19 AM

    Bernie M may not have been bedding a cheerleader, but his Embraer Legacy is a real mogul’s airplane. That Piper is the sort of thing orthodontists and, gasp, car dealers might fly. If you’re going to roll hard and be a massive tool, might as well do it in style.

  112. Posted by guest | January 14, 2009 at 7:57 AM

    Sad if you look at the archived version of their site, they were specifically targeting airline pilots for their wealth depletion, er, wealth management service. Pilots are among the few classes of educated professionals in America whose compensation and quality of life is generally trending downward, and yet the Schrenkers singled them out as a source of funds for their own lavish lifestyle. If they had targeted corporate lawyers, plastic surgeons, or mortgage brokers, I’d have no problem with this, but airline employees really deserve a break.

  113. Posted by guest | January 14, 2009 at 9:53 AM

    His wife Michelle Schrenker is so hot. Anyone know if Michelle Schrenker has a Myspace? If so, what is it?

  114. Posted by guest | January 14, 2009 at 4:03 PM

    The year was 1993. I was a sophomore at Purdue. Some buddies and I had a place on the third floor of the Arches II apartments on Salisbury Street. One Friday night, one of my roommates and I decided to just take it easy. We were watching some basketball when we heard a bunch of racket outside our apartment. We went out on the balcony to see what was going on. Down below on the sidewalk, there was trash everywhere. Broken bottles, pizza boxes, old food, all kinds of crap all over the place. That’s strange, I thought. Even stranger was that more trash was falling from the sky and splattering on the sidewalk below. Tracing the stream of trash from the ground upward, it wasn’t difficult to identify the source – two dudes in the hallway just outside our apartment. They had taken both of the jam-packed trash cans we had out there, ripped them open and were throwing the trash out the window at the end of the hallway, all over the sidewalk, lawn and street below.
    They looked over and saw us on the balcony at about the same point that we saw them. Before we could say boo, they retreated back into the hallway. We quickly ran back through the apartment and out into the hallway ourselves. At this point, they were about 1/2-way down the first flight of stairs. We said what I think any normal person would say in this situation – “hey ______, what the _______ do you think you’re doing”. For whatever reason, they stopped.
    Here’s a summary of how that conversation went from that point…
    Them: “What?”
    Us: “What do you mean ‘what’? You just threw our trash all over the ______ ground down there.”
    Them: “No we didn’t.”
    Us: “The ______ you didn’t. We just watched you do it. In fact, you just watched us WATCH you ______ do it.”
    Them: “Nah, I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
    And with that they took off down the stairs.
    Now, throwing our trash out on the sidewalk ticked us off, don’t get me wrong. But college kids do stupid stuff all the time. What REALLY had us peeved was when they said they DIDN’T do it when everybody there knew darn well they DID do it and, worse, everybody KNEW that everybody knew. That and the smirks they had on their faces when they said it.
    So as they took off, we went back in to throw on some shoes and go after them. We were in a blind rage at this point. We went out on the balcony to see which way they were headed. My buddy threw a 3-foot long section of a support for a Nerf basketball goal at them. He missed and they turned and yelled up some smart-aleck comment about how we shouldn’t throw stuff out on the street like that and we better come clean it up. We’re at about an 11 on the ticked-off meter at this point.
    We take off out of the apartment after them. Before we left, my buddy grabbed a hammer-sized hatchet and tucked it in his back waistband. (Side note: This guy is a great friend to this day. One of the mellowest, nicest guys I know. I’m still not entirely sure what his intentions were with the hatchet. I’ve never seen him that pissed, before or since then. I think it was for self-defense, but I’m not sure he was sure either.)
    By the time we hit the street, they were gone. All we knew was the direction they headed. We headed that way and found a party going on at the other end of the block. We barged into the party and started asking questions. Turns out they weren’t there, but they had been earlier. We got their names and found out that they were actually Purdue cheerleaders.
    Still seething after heading back and picking up the trash, we decided to do some research on these guys. The fact that they were cheerleaders made it easier to dig up info on them. Within hours we had their hometowns and shortly after that we had their home addresses. We began plotting our next move. Maybe throw trash all over their lawns. Heck, maybe throw it right through their living room windows. Maybe cover their cars in it. The possibilities were endless.
    Of course, the next day the ticked-off meter was down to a 7 or so. My buddy and I are both pretty good guys, I think, and we realized that vandalizing these hoodlums’ parents’ houses probably wasn’t the best idea. So we called off Operation Payback and decided to let karma handle things from there.
    Once we completely stopped being ticked off, it became one of our favorite college stories. Throwing a Nerf goal support at these guys from our balcony. Us barging into a party in sock hats and gym shorts. My buddy wielding a hatchet in public. The whole “we’re not the trash throwers you’re looking for” Jedi mind trick they tried to pull. Pretty comical looking back.
    We never saw, spoke to, or heard of these guys again. But their names stuck in our heads. To this day, if we can’t stand an athlete or something, we’ll jokingly gauge how much we don’t like them by whether or not they’re in a class with those guys. Example: “Freaking Rodney Harrison. He’s right up there with Schrenker and _______.”
    That’s right, Schrenker. As in Marcus Schrenker. Yep, this guy threw my trash all over the place for no good reason 16 years ago.

  115. Posted by guest | January 14, 2009 at 7:35 PM

    @118 Where are you, bc I am headed your way with trash

  116. Posted by guest | January 15, 2009 at 10:32 AM

    @118, It’s a good thing you didn’t find those guys when you were looking for them because based on your post you seem like a pussy and probably would of had your ass handed to you by a couple homo guy cheerleaders. I agree with 119, where do you live? I’m coming over to take a dump on your chest and your not going to do shit about it. Next time, tell the whole story. You and your buddy sat around all day playing dungeons and dragons beating off to porno mags and ultimately were two of the biggest homos on campus. WORD!!!!!!!!

  117. Posted by guest | January 15, 2009 at 5:31 PM

    @120. Ah, the bravado of Internet anonymity at it’s finest. I love it when wannabe tough guys like you huff and puff on message boards and say things you’d never have the balls to say to somebody in real life. No doubt you are the baddest mofo in your whole cubicle. You’re also a bigger d-bag than this Schrenker cat.

  118. Posted by guest | January 15, 2009 at 7:52 PM

    @118
    Karma indeed. If Marcus is lucky all that will happen is Bubba will throw trash into his prison cell.

  119. Posted by guest | January 16, 2009 at 9:36 AM

    @121- Thanks for the laugh. Way to come in like an internet hero. Was it the dungeons and dragons comment that hurt your feelings? The funny thing is that you certainly don’t know me. I would and have called out homo’s like this my entire life. Ask your wife about my balls. She knows. Don’t hate, congratulate. She’s naughty. Please don’t assume that some of us don’t have our own offices and that we all work in cubicles like yourself. Go work your little 9-5 job and enjoy your little cheese sandwich at lunch and shut the fuck up. If I had to bet I’d say you live out west and wear those gay shoes called Croc’s. Am I right? Your EL DOUCHEBAG. Eat one.

  120. Posted by guest | January 25, 2009 at 9:15 PM

    Hey #105. I also went to Purdue and Marcus was on my floor in the dorm. I remember he played the piano in the lobby.

  121. Posted by guest | February 3, 2009 at 4:18 PM

    Heard Marcus was a frat boy at good ole PU….out of curiosity, which one?

  122. Posted by guest | February 3, 2009 at 4:18 PM

    Heard Marcus was a frat boy at good ole PU….out of curiosity, which one?

  123. Posted by guest | February 3, 2009 at 5:10 PM

    Marcus gave me a drunken blowjob at a frat party @ PU back in 1990. I was wasted, and thought he was a chick. #118, if it makes you feel better, I tossed my ‘garbage’ down the back of his throat..and he loved it. Yet another skeleton in the Shrenker closet is revealed. He was a homo back then, and prison will allow him to reveal his true feelings for men once again. As for me, back then I took bj’s from whoever was willing to give them. In his case, it cast me a fifth of Canadian Mist. What a deal!

  124. Posted by guest | February 3, 2009 at 5:11 PM

    Marcus gave me a drunken blowjob at a frat party @ PU back in 1990. I was wasted, and thought he was a chick. #118, if it makes you feel better, I tossed my ‘garbage’ down the back of his throat..and he loved it. Yet another skeleton in the Shrenker closet is revealed. He was a homo back then, and prison will allow him to reveal his true feelings for men once again. As for me, back then I took bj’s from whoever was willing to give them. In his case, it only cost me a fifth of Canadian Mist. What a deal!

  125. Posted by guest | February 3, 2009 at 5:11 PM

    Heard Marcus was a frat boy at good ole PU….out of curiosity, which one?

  126. Posted by guest | February 3, 2009 at 5:25 PM

    Ah, the old frat boy “I was drunk and thought he was a chick” excuse… I’ve been there 128: you’re gay. The sooner you face up to it, the easier its going to be. Plus, I’m guessing you’re in your mid 30s now? As long as you haven’t let yourself get too out of shape, which “straight” boys sometimes do by that age, I can assure you you’re gonna have a good time with it. I don’t have to tell you that guys can be animals. GAnalYst

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