Well, this is disappointing. The unimaginative fucks at Bank of America have decided, against all odds, not to name the newly formed entity Bank of AmerillWide. No matter, moving forward it will be referred to as such. Also kinda BS? The lack of Bank of Amerillwide door greet Angelo Mozilo’s mug plastered all over company branded shit.
Get your laughes in now, because BAC is set up to pay of the US GOV first and come out of this better than any bank, including precious jpm.
I’m searching for Bess’ inserted plagiarism beacons . . .
–ARS
@1 – my laughes are always in early. If only I could figure out what the fuck a laughe is.
branding fail.
@2: Comment of the day!
The “flagscape” looks like an IUD…
better order up a plate of that $10 stock, post-haste! Ward? Dinner is ready!
it only took cnbc 15 mins to lift this. new record?
Nice tan.
Wow, this JAP is hardcore, she says “shit” in every post-
go away, newbie@11
What’s the shorthand for their IB? BofAML or BAML? Isn’t everyone just going to call it “Merrill”??
@13-
That’s what i’m going to do.
-mrp
There’s an interesting business buried in ML: First Republic Bank – very profitable (at least before it was acquired in 2008(?) by ML) private bank, very big on the west coast, less big but growing in NY and Northeast. They advertise constantly on BB Radio. What’s gonna happen to that gem?
The reason Lewis did not want Mozillo around the office: from all of the sun that guido is radioactive
@2 haha I was looking for the same
Bess nice to the fire in this post. Ramp it up chica.
@11, go JO&C
@19 JO&C…explain?
I JO&C on your wife’s face almost every Tuesday night.
lets say it again: whenever you see something that you don’t understand don’t ask questions. Instead, go immediately to urbandictionary.com
I love that they are keeping the bull because it embodies optimism. Shouldn’t they just adopt the Joe Boxer smiley face and make it really clear?
&9……Since CNBC was on top of this does this mean Maria will be…..well, interviewing her list of losers?
“Bess nice to the fire in this post.”
in english please?
No retail background -
Please to explain “Client-Facing Associates” – they doing the ramming from behind or the donkey punch?
Thank you -
Stupid Instit. Guy
Bess – Just so we are all clear, I coined the “Bank of Amerrillwide” name first on November 13, 2008 at 10:14am as @9 (as guest) to the “Global Tanning Bed Repairman: Ang. Moz.” post. I am happy to give you permission to use “Bank of Amerrillwide” and randomly use an uppercase ‘W’ as you see fit. Enjoy my genius… -JGT
26 Huh?? Its not just retail. Anyone that has contact (“faces”) with clients. Institutional too. Isn’t that what the business is about?
@28
What about facing away from client?
Mayo
Sham-wow!
Slap Chop
JO&C
TL, DR
Boom goes the dynamite
Wideclops
Firsty
Brains! Brains! Brains!
Pic of Bess *teddy and non-teddy pics*
I got it all for you new bitches. Send me an email and I will explain the lingo send you a copy of my penis manifesto set the night on fire we go for the gusto roll with my enforcer packing a nine Cluz to the O Phobos always pimp’n them 18th street hoes kicking it like Chong with 1-2 and the Acapulco Gold he grows anyone seen Headless Horseman where’d you go I don’t know check baby check baby 1-2 time to bring back the mayo
All you vet bitches, tell them to send me an email. Bess cut my hours back and I have some time on my hands. She had me under her desk for the first part of the day; time of my life I must say get home and its another roll in the hay unlike Senatra its Bess’ way she said “SPODE you will obey” or you will find your ass out on the highway.
SPODE@dealbreaker.com