• 28 Jan 2009 at 4:33 PM

Sleep Where A Noel Hath Slept

By Bess Levin

Picture 627.pngFirst, it was the house on Mustique. Now, it’s being whispered that one of Fairfield Greenwich founder Walter Noel’s daughters and son-in-law (a FFG partner, natch) are mulling over vacating their place at 12 East 78th Street. It’s really too much to bear, unless of course you’re in the market for a $13.5 million townhouse with a “pale gleaming Indiana limestone facade” in which case, get in touch.

Comments (35)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | January 28, 2009 at 4:36 PM

    I’d hit it. Despite the long face …

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | January 28, 2009 at 4:36 PM

    too many wearwolf pictures, do. not. want.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | January 28, 2009 at 4:37 PM

    Have all the partners been laid off?

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | January 28, 2009 at 4:37 PM

    Wilbur!!!

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | January 28, 2009 at 4:39 PM

    if that chick and john john thain had a baby do you think they would call it wibur?

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | January 28, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    She’s cute…the rest of the Noel girls, not so much.
    I’d wager hotter than anything my fellow “guests” have ever been ignored by at happy hour :)

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | January 28, 2009 at 4:43 PM

    how much you want to wager?

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | January 28, 2009 at 4:50 PM

    DB photo of chick = cute
    CityFile photo of (same?) chick = barf

  9. 9
    Posted by toshiro_mifune | January 28, 2009 at 5:00 PM

    #6 – IDK, I’ve been ignored by some seriously Grade A puha.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | January 28, 2009 at 5:22 PM

    love it. you all are tools

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | January 28, 2009 at 5:37 PM

    @10
    That’s excellent because I’d love to use my tool on her. Thanks!

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | January 28, 2009 at 5:45 PM

    @11 well played?

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | January 28, 2009 at 5:46 PM

    its just great that this family of fuckheads get what has evidently been coming to them. surely questions have come up about daddies money, answer – “he runs a hedge fund i think”. now that you’re having to sell everything and contemplate living a different life i bet you know what daddy was fucking doing! fuck all!

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | January 28, 2009 at 5:55 PM

    I’d do her, too. Look at the chin as a functional serving tray.

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | January 28, 2009 at 5:58 PM

    @14 – Wow.

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | January 28, 2009 at 6:38 PM

    insert sarcastic passive-aggressive male-slanted wounded-but-getting-by-through-effacing-humor comment with shamwow and/or wideclops kicker here.

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | January 28, 2009 at 6:40 PM

    i have hit worse

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | January 28, 2009 at 6:41 PM

    cityfile shot has a nice little sliver of side-cleavage, so it’s got that going for it. which is nice.

  19. 19
    Posted by Anal_yst | January 28, 2009 at 6:47 PM

    @16
    Or, insert deserving biting criticism (with/without the rest you mentioned).

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | January 28, 2009 at 7:15 PM

    Guess the Architectural Digest photo shoot is canceled?

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | January 28, 2009 at 7:42 PM

    Too horse – couldn’t face

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | January 28, 2009 at 8:16 PM

    I am sorry – that facade gleams not.
    Not even in moonlight.

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | January 28, 2009 at 8:54 PM

    The populist rhetoric here is amazing. CNBC brainwashing is working.

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | January 28, 2009 at 9:02 PM

    oy gevalt. remind me again why we are so interested in this family?

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | January 28, 2009 at 9:53 PM

    @21 – might be the best comment ever
    Too Lycan, I couldn’t rise

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | January 28, 2009 at 10:02 PM

    No wonder they’re considering selling. All that square footage and still no room for a paddock.
    - Fixed Income

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | January 28, 2009 at 10:43 PM

    @17- well said!

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | January 28, 2009 at 10:48 PM

    hey, she just had Boniva(tm) injected into her chin as a precautionary measure against equine osteoporosis

  29. 29
    Posted by czxqa | January 29, 2009 at 7:47 AM

    Listen to all you picky people. It’s just like pizza, even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 7:56 AM

    wwwiiilllllbbbbbuuuurrrrrr

  31. 31
    Posted by NAS Keflavik boi | January 29, 2009 at 8:40 AM

    bravo, 21!

  32. 32
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 9:10 AM

    Marisa Noel is the youngest of the 5 sisters probably the most spolied rotten. She deserves much worse than becoming a social pariah and moving to Brooklyn and she may get worse once all the investors that daddy and his buddy Bernie scammed get their pound of flesh….

  33. 33
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 9:10 AM

    13 should be comment of the year.
    seriously, whats up with all the lycan comments. was that a DB post, or are there really just a bunch of world of warcraft nerds hiding on here? I saw the previews for that and it looks like shit. what am i missing.

  34. 34
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 10:08 AM

    @33
    The thing you’re missing is that DB has its share of morons.

  35. 35
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 10:22 AM

    With that face, would she qualify as a “horse-clops”?

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