Robert Jaffe, the so-called “point man” for Ponz. master Bernie Madoff, was supposed to show up to testify this morning before Massachusetts regulators by order of subpoena and didn’t. A spokesman for the division kept it simple, telling the Boston Globe, “He’s not coming. What happens next is to be determined.” Since we know where this is obviously going, at this time, let’s just put our heads together and figure out a. how this one’s planning on faking his death. and b. who gets found first, Schrenker or Jaffe. Our money’s on Bobby.
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he probably took two doses of Viagra, had a persistent boner and could not leave the house…..
Robert – just say no to cosmetic surgery. Please. You already look like a Siamese cat.
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Action: Bank of America Merrill Lynch (BAML.)
BAC is keeping the bull.
Action: Bank of America Merrill Lynch (BAML).
BAC is keeping the bull.
Action: Bank of America Merrill Lynch (BAML).
He is such a fop. He probably think if he dresses in non-bespoke clothes, he’s “in disguise”.
He’s already in FL. I say he boats it over to an island or perhaps to Belize, they can keep things quiet, for a price.
They should get Avellino and Bienes to testify…
Michael Bienes along with his partner in crime, Frank Avellino, has enriched himself by funneling money to Madoff for over 35 years. They both started out as accountants working with Bernie’s father in law back in the 60s. There is evidence to suggest Bienes’ relationship with Madoff never ceased after the 1992 SEC investigation in which he was sanctioned for selling unregistered securities which were funneled directly to Madoff and that he has merely moved his operations overseas to London where he and his social climbing wife have stormed the gates of polite philanthropic society. Recent reports also suggest that Frank Avellino has set up a sham investment fund through which he has also been funneling money to Madoff, Kenn Jordan Associates. Bienes and Avellino continue to do business under the name Mayfair Bookeeping Associates in Ft Lauderdale. Hmmm. Madoff has an office in Mayfair, London where he funnels hundreds of millions of Ponzi money into his dynastic piggy bank
http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/2009/01/bernie_madoff_crony_michael_bienes_abruptly_resigns.php
http://www.miamiherald.com/business/personal-finance/story/846247.html
http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/2008/12/michael_bienes_tied_to_bernard_madoff.php
http://mehtafiscal.wordpress.com/2008/12/22/madoffs-long-bet/
http://www.miamiarchdiocese.org/ip.asp?op=PapalHonors&Photos=MiaPapal&col=2
http://newsgroups.derkeiler.com/Archive/Misc/misc.invest.stocks/2008-12/msg00878.html
I say he’s floating in a tub and his wrists are leaking tomato juice.
mmmm tomato juice
Maybe he’s busy trying to get his old job at Filenes Basement back.
@8, Medill is still accepting applications for summer fun ’09
@11 Ha! Could be where he bought his ill fitting face.
just had a cafeteria quesadilla that tasted more like bbq. Is there any way finishing it was a good idea> braaaappp!?
He doesn’t look as stupid as parachute man…
Hi I need a room. Sure would you like a separate bed for that parachute…..dumb fuck.
No that’s OK I was in a canoeing accident..
Mad Magazine
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/13/business/13bail.html?dbk
Seems this will get flushed down the crapper along with all the dirt they want to hide.
wow thank you for linking to a story about how madoff’s bail will not be revoked, which we all knew yesterday, @17
@8, hopefully my recent foray into journalism will be over by then and I will be plastered on a beach somewhere by summertime
maybe the “boys” got him
Probably stuck in traffic.
@18, I should have been more clear, I linked it for the possible plea bargain angle.