Judge Ronald L. Ellis was supposed to announce whether or not he was going to force Bernie Madoff to leave the comforts of house arrest at 133 East 64th Street on Friday but apparently he really needed the weekend to think it over (and also wanted to give you all the opportunity to hilariously quip “last weekend at Bernie’s,” and variants thereof). Now, supposedly, he’ll issue a written statement around noon with the decision. As previously mentioned, prosecutors are arguing that Bernie-boy’s flagrant “disregard for the law” was demonstrated by his decision to send out over a million dollars worth of jewelry, which may or may not have been innocent Hannukah gifts. In order to keep him from bunking with Bubba, the defense has said it would agree to stricter terms of the house arrest, including allowing mail to be sorted through, and a bi-weekly check of assets in the apartment, which of course prompts us to ask two questions:
1. How the Christ are those not already included in the terms and
2. For those of you on Team Bernie, let’s start strategizing. Where exactly is he going to hide the diamonds? I feel like the anal cavity is too easy, but I’m not sure where else they could go.
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Open wide. Nurse, forceps!
Bernie baby. Don’t forget to bring the bath gel and lube to court today. You may not have time to pick them up on the way home.
The Final Countdown?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZkllM8znx4
sorting through death threats all morning, then checking nothing valuable has been stuffed into a 70-something yr old rectum in the afternoon… ahhhhh job creation
he could replace his horn nubbins with them
Did u see what he said in his letter to neighbors? “…Ruth and I appreciate the support we have received…” This guy is friggin delusional. He thinks he’s the victim! R U kidding me??!!
Bernie Madoff is the new Zyklon B.
@6- yes, posted in opening bell
Would love to see that letter!
Send this Sham to the can already!
@9- see opening bell
SHAM WOW!
I wonder how many Hannukah gifts it took to convince the judge to let Bernie stay on the streets for even this one weekend. I mean what’s the possible upside to letting him stay out on bail? The guy is as popular as a syphilitic pedophile, just toss him in jail and bask in the glow of a puntastic Post headline.
@7 – that’s about as tasteless a comment as I’ve ever seen.
@14 – New here?
Check all outgoing Yarmulkes leaving 133 E 64 – they probably have diamonds sewn in the seams!
c’mon fellow jews lighten up. a little anti-semitism now and then clears the passages. we need to do an internal “bronx tale” (close the bar door and put on a serious ass beating) on our bad apple.
Everyone watching the Bernie feed on Fox news?
This is SO the end of days.
what do you guys think of Alex Jones’ argument that this financial collapse has been “helped along”, if not orchestrated (www.infowars.com). Yes, I know, highly conspiratorial, but the “end of days” comment made me think of it.
@17 – I think the Jews want more than a serious ass-beating for Bernie.
@15 – 14 here. I’m not even an MoT and I find a Zyklon B comment pretty outlandish. Just plain offensive and not very funny – I’m fine with offensive and funny.
I don’t know where I think “the line” is, but that seemed over it.
Just my opinion. I’ll be fucking off now.
Madoff’s Ponzi scheme pales in comparison to Fed:
Kucinich: Federal Reserve No More “Federal” Than Federal Express
http://www.infowars.com/?p=7075
(at 3:50)
he could hide them under his foreskin
uh….i don’t believe he has a foreskin, though in fairness i can’t say i’ve checked
Looks to me like he’s already hoarding jewels in those chubby cheeks of his. Someone should take a look and see if he’s got $20bn in bearer bonds stuffed into his cheek pouches like a little embezzling chipmunk.
of course he has a foreskin you idiot. what do you think he is – Jewish?
“give you all the opportunity”????
careful pointing fingers, there, Bess. You’re the first one to use that lame joke today.
@27- um, she did so making fun of douches like you, 27. retard.
@27, @24 you suck. get better.
@24 – moron
@7 You’re not the Ministry of Transportation?