http://www.montiethco.com/blog/
Montieth Illingworth was the “corporate communications”dude for Tremont. It maintains a blog, which is filled with pablum; but does have passing interest.
At Tremont, you can find challenging opportunities in an environment that recognizes and rewards exceptional performance. We seek experienced individuals capable of delivering a wide range of value-added services to our clients around the world, while helping them to confront today’s critical issues head on. Tremont is a strong international network of firms and takes a leadership role in globalizing businesses. You are competing in a marketplace with unlimited opportunities. To help you capitalize on these opportunities, we have implemented several programs to attract the best and the brightest people and are striving to make Tremont a place where you will want to stay and build your professional career. Tremont is always looking to recruit exceptional people in the fields of Marketing, Sales, Research and Administration into the firm. Feel free to send us your resume.
Email Resume hr@tremont.com
Or Mail to:
Tremont Group Holdings, Inc.
555 Theodore Fremd Avenue
Rye, New York 10580
Attention: Human Resources
Telephone: (914) 925-1140
Fax: (914) 925-4055
@9, It’s reminiscent of a classic Wall Street joke:
on a slow day, a trader has decided to open bidding on a cage of Lycans. A bids $1, B buys it from him at $2, and after a series of trades, E buys it from D for $5. E takes his cage of Lycans and opens it, only to find the Lycans are docile. E goes back to D to try to get his money back. D rebuffs him, saying, “Those aren’t fighting Lycans, those are trading Lycans.”
Charlie with the scoop on the Cosmo / Gambino connection.
What’s the deal with that Bess? Charlie’s got better connections with the mob? Can’t you dig up Meyer Lansky?
Posted by american bandersnatch | January 27, 2009 at 3:36 PM
“alleged Madoff fraud”. Admirable. In the words of Gen. Buck Turginson “Although I, uh, hate to judge before all the facts are in, it’s beginning to look like, uh, Madoff exceeded his trading authority.”
Here’s a good story on Tremont.
They came in and raked our hedge fund over the coals (about a half-billion fund). Brought in a big team, and asked questions from Sharpe ratios to kertosis and tried their darndest to lord it over us lowly scuts working doing such dopey things as corporate analysis.
They basically told us their due diligence process took a really long time, that it would be years (plural) before we could get on their approved list, etc.
And look – they basically handed half their assets to someone who couldn’t even explain his strategy.
Assholes overanalyzed the honest people and underanalyzed the dishonest. Go Tremont. Assholes.
So basically, all the leaders of this Firm that drove the ship into the iceberg, they are going to stick around to hopefully salvage what’s left. All those who joined the Firm with the hope of building a career and learning something from some “supposed” industry leaders, Fuck you and don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.
So basically, all the leaders of this Firm that drove the ship into the iceberg, they are going to stick around to hopefully salvage what’s left. All those who joined the Firm with the hope of building a career and learning something from some “supposed” industry leaders, Fuck you and don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.
@31/32: AND to top it off, we also got interviewed by Sandra Manzke, she had just started up MAXAM, all for women and minority-owned hedge fund managers, and again – coal-raking, want to find the “best of the best” in women and minority managers, blah blah —
and she was 100% with Madoff! and where were the women and minorities! Unless you count Ruth, of course.
Still steaming mad about it, and they were completely, totally, lying and playing their clients for fools.
THIS COMMUNICATIONS IS INTENDED SOLELY FOR THE INDIVIDUALS AND/OR INSTITUTIONS WE FUCKED (the “FUCKEE”) AND ANY OTHER WACKWAD SAID FUCKEE TRANSMITS IT TO IN REVENGE (the “COMES-BACK-TO-FUCK-YA”).
@23, Mr. President, I’m not saying we wouldn’t get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks
Typical to try to hold on the the last of their empire even though the Lycan’s have clearly already gotten out of control and will soon be unstoppable
It’s just a “For the record” statement.
http://www.montiethco.com/blog/
Montieth Illingworth was the “corporate communications”dude for Tremont. It maintains a blog, which is filled with pablum; but does have passing interest.
So if you work in AIG’s derivative group and you lose $34b you are entitled to 450mm in bonus pay. Do i apply for a spot through AIG HR or US Gov HR?
Yeah, well I had beans for lunch so if you have a “passing interest” stay tuned.
With great “challenges” come great “opportunities”.
With great “challenges” come great “opportunities”.
At Tremont, you can find challenging opportunities in an environment that recognizes and rewards exceptional performance. We seek experienced individuals capable of delivering a wide range of value-added services to our clients around the world, while helping them to confront today’s critical issues head on. Tremont is a strong international network of firms and takes a leadership role in globalizing businesses. You are competing in a marketplace with unlimited opportunities. To help you capitalize on these opportunities, we have implemented several programs to attract the best and the brightest people and are striving to make Tremont a place where you will want to stay and build your professional career. Tremont is always looking to recruit exceptional people in the fields of Marketing, Sales, Research and Administration into the firm. Feel free to send us your resume.
Email Resume hr@tremont.com
Or Mail to:
Tremont Group Holdings, Inc.
555 Theodore Fremd Avenue
Rye, New York 10580
Attention: Human Resources
Telephone: (914) 925-1140
Fax: (914) 925-4055
With a lot of “rising” comes many “Lycans”
rye, ny?
not surprised anymore…
Burn, Tremont, Burn.
@9, It’s reminiscent of a classic Wall Street joke:
on a slow day, a trader has decided to open bidding on a cage of Lycans. A bids $1, B buys it from him at $2, and after a series of trades, E buys it from D for $5. E takes his cage of Lycans and opens it, only to find the Lycans are docile. E goes back to D to try to get his money back. D rebuffs him, saying, “Those aren’t fighting Lycans, those are trading Lycans.”
Along that line, didn’t the Titanic restructure itself into a submarine?
@8
“If you can pickpocket, stick people up at gunpoint or punch elderly citizens in the face and grab their billfolds or purses, Tremont wants YOU!”
Charlie with the scoop on the Cosmo / Gambino connection.
What’s the deal with that Bess? Charlie’s got better connections with the mob? Can’t you dig up Meyer Lansky?
Tre retains a Full Executive Leadship Team. That’s so sweet.
too bronx, didn’t read
@15- um, who exactly would you expect to have better mob connections than Gasparino?
“alleged Madoff fraud”. Admirable. In the words of Gen. Buck Turginson “Although I, uh, hate to judge before all the facts are in, it’s beginning to look like, uh, Madoff exceeded his trading authority.”
Is this the same Chief Investment Officer that put them in with Maddoff? And the same compliance group too?
@20 – I’m the general counsel, what is the “compliance group”?
@16, shit rolls downhill. Watch out, fucktards!
@20 – As General Turginson also said ” I, uh, don’t think it’s quite fair to condemn a whole program because of a single slip-up”
Any word on who is getting let go there?
Interviewed there few years back with a real hot shot in research…couldn’t have happened to nicer people.
Well played @21….well played.
Here’s a good story on Tremont.
They came in and raked our hedge fund over the coals (about a half-billion fund). Brought in a big team, and asked questions from Sharpe ratios to kertosis and tried their darndest to lord it over us lowly scuts working doing such dopey things as corporate analysis.
They basically told us their due diligence process took a really long time, that it would be years (plural) before we could get on their approved list, etc.
And look – they basically handed half their assets to someone who couldn’t even explain his strategy.
Assholes overanalyzed the honest people and underanalyzed the dishonest. Go Tremont. Assholes.
@4 here: http://www.house.gov/frank/contact.html
So basically, all the leaders of this Firm that drove the ship into the iceberg, they are going to stick around to hopefully salvage what’s left. All those who joined the Firm with the hope of building a career and learning something from some “supposed” industry leaders, Fuck you and don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.
So basically, all the leaders of this Firm that drove the ship into the iceberg, they are going to stick around to hopefully salvage what’s left. All those who joined the Firm with the hope of building a career and learning something from some “supposed” industry leaders, Fuck you and don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.
@27.. probably because your HF’s boss didn’t belong to the right Palm Beach Country.
^^ Country Club
@31/32: AND to top it off, we also got interviewed by Sandra Manzke, she had just started up MAXAM, all for women and minority-owned hedge fund managers, and again – coal-raking, want to find the “best of the best” in women and minority managers, blah blah —
and she was 100% with Madoff! and where were the women and minorities! Unless you count Ruth, of course.
Still steaming mad about it, and they were completely, totally, lying and playing their clients for fools.
^^ You mean Temple, right
THIS COMMUNICATIONS IS INTENDED SOLELY FOR THE INDIVIDUALS AND/OR INSTITUTIONS WE FUCKED (the “FUCKEE”) AND ANY OTHER WACKWAD SAID FUCKEE TRANSMITS IT TO IN REVENGE (the “COMES-BACK-TO-FUCK-YA”).
@23, Mr. President, I’m not saying we wouldn’t get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks
as effective as giving an enema to a corpse
I interviewed there last summer! Thank God I didn’t go forward with the next rounds!
Tremont is owned by Oppenheimer Funds which is owned by MassMutual. Can’t wait to watch that roll downhill.
looks like Tremont is gonna go after dealmaker for posting this. read the disclaimor
looks like Tremont is gonna go after dealmaker for posting this. read the disclaimor