As we mentioned yesterday, Bernie Madoff has taken to wearing a bullet proof vest during his appearances in public (open mic night at the Laugh Factory), as though there are people who want him dead. Turns out the Ponz. master may be on to something. This guy offered Berns some neighborly advice to jump yesterday, and New York securities lawyer Howard Siorta told Bloomberg, “I’d love to put a hatchet in Bernie Madoff’s head, and I know there are other Jews who feel that way.” Problem is, we need Big B alive, not dead. But I understand the cathartic need to end someone, so at this time, let’s open up the space to discuss (1) who we’d like to kill (2) why (3) how we’d do it (4) what we’d do with the body. Has to be a real person. Though I do often experience violent feelings while using a Mac, Jobs is out. Begin.
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to access Dealbreaker
New low for this site
i’d like to see @2 dead.
I agree with #2
Serious question:
Can you get a life insurance policy while incarcerated? If you have a policy going into prison is it still valid?
Are there escape clauses?
@2 true that!
But while we’re at it…Bill Maher, and I’d darn well make sure Sarah Palin spit on his dead corpse.
ARS@2
Cash 4 Gold guy, for obvious reasons. Would melt him down to liquid form and mix him with the gold ring from my first marriage in the hopes I would get cash the very next day.
too retarded, didn’t read
Cash 4 Gold guy, for obvious reasons. Would melt him down to liquid form and mix him with the gold ring from my first marriage in the hopes I would get cash the very next day.
Yikes, Bess.
You may have uncorked a genie here that can’t be stuffed back into the bottle.
That said, are we limited to only one person?
Equity Private, In the Study, with the Sledge Hammer, and I would like Mr. Mustard to be my accomplice
GS, Rachel Maddow, Keith Olberman, does not need to be in that order.
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http://dealbreaker.com/2008/11/layoffs-watch-08-jpmorgan-5.php
post number 6
New Low? yeah whatever Mensa menmbers
Sean Combs- cuz he will not shut up-with a dictionary to the face-leave him on the street
get over yourself @2. this post is based on a bloomberg quote from a dude who said he wants bernie dead, a guy who told bernie to jump, that cityfile link from yesterday w/ the ‘kill bernie board’ and him wearing a bullet proof vest.
Fuck off 2.
Bess – love the creativity.
Time to categorize the Tin Hat Theories that attempt to explain the kid gloves treatment of Madoff. Multiple story can be “true” at the same time, and all reported connections may simply be paranoid fantasy that seem to flourish in the anonymity of the web. I make no assessment on the truth value of any of these.
1. Madoff and Merkin are Israeli intelligence assets.
Supporting evidence: Merkin’s deal with Sharon for the Leumi bank, and similar much earlier relationships. The money is in Israel. Story is promulgated by known anti-semitic websites.
2. Madoff is a pawn of Russian gangsters.
The government wants the intelligence. The money returned to Russia. Evidence: Medici Bank
3. Madoff and Jaffe are money laundry for New York and Boston mob.
Evidence: Jaffe’s prior connection, Frank Dispicali’s odd importance, family history of Ruth Madoff. The money was paid in extortion.
4. Madoff is a money laundry for Columbian druglords. Evidence: fille de Noel.
5. Madoff is taking the fall for the fisher-kings. The money is safely in Mark and Andy’s underwater lairs. Evidence: The transparent set-up of the confession.
6. The money was lost, but because “everyone” was complicit. Hence, the power brokers want to stiff this out. Madoff has leverage, because a public release of the co-conspirators would be “systemic”. Evidence: Everyone includes: BAC, UBP, Noel, etc.
Hey, hang on. Everyone knows we want no one dead. We need everyone alive to keep the news flowing.
(1) Geico gecko
(2) will not STFU
(3) Snip off legs then fry in oil
(4) eat
Keith Olbermann and Bill Maher because I cannot possible stomach their misguided righteous anger for one second more.
the dalai lama – i dont like orange – club him to death with richard gere’s cockpump – feed it to the yeti
PE Baller.
#7. Going to jail does not cancel an insurance policy. Getting a policy while in jail for some types of insurance might be expensive. The risk should be taken care of in the premium charged.
1) Hank Paulson
2) Res ispa loquitor
3) With a bad hair plug experience
4) Left at Ben Bernanke’s house with a big red bow.
@ 15 Bill O’Reilly, aw heck, anyone on the Fox News Channel, and Rush Limbaugh. Enjoy the next 4 years!
It’s Colonel Mustard to you, lassy.
If someone announces someone they’d like to murder on this website, and then they ACTUALLY commit it, DB will be in for some ugly police/legal action. Just warning you.
Tough call between funnyman/actor Will Smith and smelly dictator Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Probably plant an axe in Will’s head cause Mahmoud provides me too much hilarity.
How many times can I vote for E Stanley O’Neal?
Al Sharpton! Need I say more.
Too incriminating, didn’t vent.
1) Ron Gettelfinger
2) Because he stands for everything I hate
3) Burned until reduced to ashes
4) Save the ashes until Barney Frank buys a new car, then mix the ashes into the newly smelted chassis of the car so Barney can forever be cursed and haunted by the ghosts of his past.
By Golly you’re right Colonel! I stand corrected.
Good one @18. I totally agree.
I’d also vote for Megan from Charm School and whatever other horrible reality shows she has been in.
Erin Burnette! The most annoying person on the planet. please remove her
Stan O’Neal and his famed team!! Hands down!
Stan O’Neal and his famed team!! Hands down!
Cox ( or is Cocks ) @ SEC, that’s who.
Erin Burnette! The most annoying person on the planet. please remove her
Hugo Chavez
Not that I want this, but Vince Offer shall be crucified and buried. He shall decend to hell. Three days later, he will rise from hell and return to earth. A day later, he will ascend to heaven and sit at the right hand of god. He died for your sins of poor absorbtion and taking too long to chop some shit up. All worship our savior!!
Present Day:
Lady in Snuggy infomercial, just to retarded to live, smother with Snuggy, wrap body in Snuggy and secure it with mighty putty to Vince from Sham wow’s door
Historical Figure:
Gahndi, via fists, why b/c he is/was a pacifist, proper burial b/c atleast his heart was in the righ place
Calgreedy
1. Cynthia McKinney
2. She is the demon seed of Satan
3. killed kosher
4. served medium rare to Rev. Al & Jesse Jackson
@25 Wins
@16
Why don’t you put a white sheet over your head and tell us how you really feel???
Wow. looking at some of these posts is like being front row at a Klan rally…
Angeline Jolie’s next child
Man, now we know how to get all the sick bastards out of the woodwork.
I want to kill the person who posts comment number 53
The Messenger! in each and every case.. the Messenger!
Trig Palin
Jesus
I want to kill the person who posts comment number 53
@53 here -52, not if I get you Foist!
I want to kill the person who posts comment number 53
I want to kill the person who posts comment number 53
My tapeworm, Randy.
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@49 having been front row at a klan rally i can tell you they would appreciate your intolerance of intolerance.
@ 61 do us all a favor and go fuck yourself
Santa, for putting a less-than-fresh mandarin orange in my xmas stocking, bitch
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the entire populations of greenwich, fairfield, darien,stamford and the upper east side of manhattan plus anyone who labels themselves a “socialite”. please burst into flames
@63
That’s very un-girl like. Shame on you.
Not idiot-repeat-poster
“Posted by girl, Jan 15, 2009 10:42AM
Equity Private, In the Study, with the Sledge Hammer, and I would like Mr. Mustard to be my accomplice”
girl: It will take more than one accomplice, even with a retired military man like COLONEL Mustard- oh, and the available bludgeoning instruments in Clue are: Pipe, Candlestick, Wrench. There isn’t a sledgehammer. (Even in the Master Detective edition).
Also, be careful. Miss Scarlet is on my side, along with Mrs. Peacock. Expect retributions if I meet with an unfortunate accident. Mrs. Peacock, in particular is a nasty old widow. She’ll be dogging you for years because she has nothing else to do.
Either way, I’ll be waiting in the Library.
You should know, however, that I’m not much for the rules of Clue, (or Cluedo) so I carry a H&K P7M8 set up 8+1 with 127gr +P+ Rangers. Sorry, that’s just my thing. Single girl. Living alone. You understand.
(Seriously, isn’t it time we just fucked? The desperation of your thinly veiled lust is getting obvious. Girls aren’t my usual thing, but the naked craving is really pushing me into pity-sex mode with you).
1. UPS commercial guy
2. Smugness and artsy cutesy drawings
3. Cut his hair and strangle him with it
4. Ship him via UPS (obvi) to Verizon commercial guy (next on list)
anybody named Brody Jenner
Everyone not named Muhammad.
(Will give you 2 weeks to change your names).
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Equity Private gets a pass. Guns, planes and angry girl-sex. It has been a week of revelations.
@69 wins
EP sopranos-doggy-style with 1 of those guns and a strap on?
EP, Girl, make it happen, I’ll even volunteer to moderate, ‘cus I’m just a nice guy like that
72 wins.
barney frank.
for being an endless douche, facilitating the mortgage crisis by pushing for lending to the uncreditworthy, then blaming deregulation. oh, and now trying to run the same playbook again.
red hot poker (medieval style)
body to be left of the steps of fannie mae.
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what’s up with comments being removed? shitsweak.
Sorry dude, I don’t fuck, i just make sweet, sweet loooove after which i cry tender tears of joy.
But I’m flattered nonetheless.
Vince Offer
Jerks who sit on aisle seat of “3 seat” bench on LIRR and MetroNorth – leaving the 2 inside seats empty! and then launch into eye-roll of disdain when a little old lady asks to get in there and sit down!
ignorant racist comments are removed, douche @80
#68 should be banned.
78 = another delusional individual who thinks that Barney Frank is responsible for the mortgage crisis.
“First, We kill all the lawyers”
- Billy S — aka the Bard
“First, We kill all the lawyers”
- Billy S — aka the Bard
Hmmm how about the head of Tuft Univ. endowment for being such a cocky B that she wouldn’t invest in any equity maangers and instead put all the money into hedgies – including Madoff to the tune of minus 24mil or so? Hmmm, maybe i wouldnt kill her but rather let her ego reap what it has sown.
1) Douches that whip out their cellphones on metro north and yammer loudly all the way to White Plains or Southeast.
2) Too many fuckers like this – my work isn’t done yet.
3) Choke them with the phone.
4) Throw on to the tracks for the following express train.
@EP – Brilliant.
1. Rod Blagojevich
2. His hair bothers me
3. Suffocation by cock
4. I will prop him up Weekend at Bernie’s style at Fashion Meets Finance II
1. my sex drive
2. ep riled it up
3. ‘suffocation’
4. ladies choice
all the contestants on Tool Academy
Bit off more than you could chew. Then blew it when slapped with an outstanding retort.
Sorry, “girl”. After months of fandom I gotta root for the other team now. @EP:Coffee? Shooting lessons?
By all means do. I never did it for the fans, who do you think I am, Kanye West?
Boston.
financial market jim for always posting this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m54bAfxgYPw
1Lucinda Bassett
2I find her depressing.
3Have EP shoot her.
4Vulture food.
(EP’s bi? JO&L time)
Al Gore
In the garage
tailpipe of my suv
remains chopped into million pieces via 747 jet engine
Herb Greenberg. But I think CNBC already took care of that one.
ep, nice piece, how’d you get a ccw permit in nyc?
whatever happened to Herb? He completely fell off the map.
@ Equity Private and “Girl”,
Please no more fighting. Let’s work this out… Together… Just you… And you (Girl). And my lovegun…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoLx8RsHN0A
103 as did HAM’05 and Calgary Schmooze
Thanks 104, made my otherwise shitty day.
(Ms. Shenker at 12 sec.)
@83, oh come on. They’re sitting in the aisle so they can get up and move to the exits a little before the train makes it into NY Penn. People do this on the 2-seater as well and I very rarely see eye-rolls.
My favorite is the variation on this theme: taking the middle seat of the 3-seater, on the premise that everyone will ignore both the window AND the aisle seat. Then you begin to sit in the aisle seat and they huffily move over to the window. I’m always curious whether this strategy ever works.
i think we should start with all the third baseman who think they have accomplished anything. the reality is, they are either living off their parent’s or grandparent’s reputation or wealth creation. they have nothing to show for themselves except getting into a college or job they really don’t or didn’t deserve if it was not for their contacts.
Kill them all….just as long as Gasparino stays alive to report on it!
@ 84, are you black?
108, wtf does ARod have to do with ANY of this…
#86 = another douche who thinks he isn’t. you cannot possibly believe the crap barney is spewing, can you? go back to huffington.
113 I don’t have a strong like or dislike for BF, but I am certain that his role in the mortgage crisis is miniscule. Essentially inflated significantly by Rove et at in order to deflect blame in connection with the burnish the Bush legacy project.
1) 113
2) South Jersey
3) Master Shake decides
4) Feed to Meatwad
Greenberg left journalism to start a stock research firm with Debbie Meritz, an analyst and accountant. The new firm, Greenberg Meritz Research & Analytics, is subscription-only and is targeted to institutional investors, investment banks and accounting firms.
anyone see anything from his new firm yet? hearing he has 20k bounty on subscribers illegally forward firm reports.
1. Kill mortgage bankers who thought securitizing suprime mortgages was a great idea.
2. Kill hedgefund managers who thought buying securitized pools of mortgages that were full of on margin was a great idea.
3. Beat down the people giving money to these insolvent banks.
117 You obviously have it wrong. Everyone knows its all Barney Frank’s fault.
If someone wants him dead, they just shoot him in the head or poison him to get around the bullet-proof vest, sheesh.
Schmooze here… not dead yet…
–CS
@68 aka EP – Your gun is digging into my hip.
I hate to see you ladies fight but I do love girl’s sense of humor.
- Fixed Income
@78 has hit the proverbial nail on the head.
Along with Barney Fish Lips Frank, I nominate Chris Dodd, Jamie Gorelick and ….on a chopping block all by himself….Algork!
All wall street CEOs. Every fucking one of them.
Tom Britt. The Indianapolis/ Geist resident who owns atgeist.com. This guy is a complete douchebag. His golden ticket in life was the email Schrenker sent him “explaining/apologizing/saying farewell or whatever you want to make of the now famous email. Britt contacted every t.v. station, network, Larry King, the tabloids, etc. and his story keeps growing. He professes to be a friend and neighbor of the accused which is so far from the truth.(barely knows the accused & lives in the area (but certainly not the same housing addition). Britt lives in a cheap, shitty little house compared to the monster 10,000 sf homes on the water that are occupied by Pacer players, Politicians, or Scam Artists) Britt is just a bottom feeder trying to sell $50 ad coupons in his pathetic newsletter. He also provided the Lexus/Piper/bad spray tan photo to every syndicate possible. Check out his Facebook page where he has posted photos of himself and his fat poorly dressed wife in NYC to appear on TV about his role in the scandal which was minimal if any. He thinks he is a star! He has a strange pedophile type look to him. Also, if you look at his other photos on his Facebook page, you can see the inside of his white trash house. Nowhere near the nuvo riche 10,000 sf digs that the Schrenkers lived in. This Schrenker guy is a complete waste of skin, coward, thief and most disgustingly a horrible father to abandon his children. From what I understand the three kids of the guy are being tarred and feathered at school and this Tom Britt keeps fanning the flames on his blogs and can’t get enough. He needs to keep it going for his “book deal”. Sorry to vent here but I could not resist. I always enjoy reading the threads on this site. I feel that a lot of the posts are very intelligent and informative!
I vote kill the messenger (Tom Britt). So if anyone feels like they want to blow off a little steam feel free to vent on that slimeball Tom Britt. You may want to do it on the local news site or newspaper site. WTHR.com Indystar.com, no reason to do it on Britt’s site because he censors everything to fit his liking. What a slimeball!!
#86 & #114 and anyone who defends Barney Frank, Frankin Raines FNMA, FHLMC or Chris Dodd.
Because their collective delusion drove the Capitalist system over the cliff.
Run their entrails through “Desktop Underwriter,” read the omens therein, burn remains in sacrificial urn, scatter their ashes over abandoned construction sites in California, Florida, Arizona, Georgia, etc.
Ahhhhh, sweet catharsis.
125 You’re right – it was all their fault. Two senators and two chief execs completely murdered the global economy. As if…
Everybody named Mohammed.
For causing Jihad, Jew-hating and Hamas protests raping Christian girls and burning cars.
By any means necessary.
Wrap in pig lard, chicharrones and pig-chitlins. Fry until crispy then dump in Mecca.