• 29 Jan 2009 at 9:55 AM

Whoever Knocked Over The Deep-Fryer Is SOOO Fired

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There are apparently 7 fire trucks outside SAC headquarters in Stamford. We’ll keep you posted.


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    Comments (30)

    1. 1
      Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 9:57 AM

      One of his PM’s finally got sick f it all.

    2. 2
      Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 9:57 AM

      One of his PM’s finally got sick of it all.

    3. 3
      Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 9:59 AM

      1+2=3 and 3 is only posting once.
      xoxo,
      sorry for cooking my popcorn too long

    4. 4
      Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 10:01 AM

      Economic Stimulus plan:
      Round up everyone with a motive and give them each a check for $1,500
      too big, couldn’t steve

    5. 5
      Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 10:05 AM

      The Hirst shark came alive and is eating everyone.

    6. 6
      Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 10:10 AM

      Burn down the building and lose all data = the New Ponzi!

    7. 7
      Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 10:15 AM

      Ryan started the fire! It was always burning….

    8. 8
      Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 10:17 AM

      What the story about deep fryer and SAC?

    9. 9
      Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 10:17 AM

      @5
      Didn’t Mr. Steve ask Hirst to take the shark back for some work because Mr. Steve wasn’t happy with the shrinkage?

    10. 10
      Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 10:19 AM

      Who is happy with the shrinkage?

    11. 11
      Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 10:22 AM

      @8- you must be new here. stevie keeps a deep fryer on the trading floor. DF’ed oreos come out piping hot.

    12. 12
      Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 10:27 AM

      This is what happens when
      Value of insurance policy > AUM

    13. 13
      Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 10:32 AM

      Someone get them a vaporizer

    14. 14
      Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 10:36 AM

      Some guy’s skirt must have gotten too close to the fryer.

    15. 15
      Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 10:39 AM

      They should have given him back his stapler.

    16. 16
      Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 10:40 AM

      grease lighting in insurance terms.

    17. 17
      Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 10:47 AM

      Hmmm….insurance fire desperate for $$$?
      Audience, what do YOU think?

    18. 18
      Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 10:50 AM

      too cooked, not enough books

    19. 19
      Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 10:53 AM

      @15 — great one.
      @20 — too late, didn’t high-five.

    20. 20
      Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 10:53 AM

      What’s up with the comments? Why does it seem like certain comments are getting pushed down as new comments are entered? Some caste system of relevance?

    21. 21
      Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 10:57 AM

      downgrade to 1 fire truck

    22. 22
      Posted by american bandersnatch | January 29, 2009 at 10:57 AM

      22 – we got it when 15 said it.

    23. 23
      Posted by american bandersnatch | January 29, 2009 at 11:00 AM

      21 – seeing the same thing. Very odd. Time for them to upgrade to an Apple IIG from their TRS 80

    24. 24
      Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:01 AM

      comments being pushed down, lycans rising, Stevie burning
      too illogicial, couldn’t preserve shark

    25. 25
      Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:08 AM

      stevie should have just given Milton his stapler back.

    26. 26
      Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:10 AM

      guess the cornballer is doing amazingly in this economy, hear its the only thing in their cafeteria now

    27. 27
      Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:12 AM

      Dylan Ratigan set the place ablaze with his smoldering good looks.

    28. 28
      Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:23 AM

      “sometimes i just want to burn this motherfucker down!”

    29. 29
      Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 11:53 AM

      @23
      Baby steps. First, upgrade to a TI-85 handheld.
      xoxo,
      Viewing DB on a 14.4 modem connection

    30. 30
      Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 1:16 PM

      cmon pookie, lets burn this mother down

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