• 29 Jan 2009 at 12:26 PM

With The Ponzi-Fu Action Grip

By Equity Private

bmdoll.jpgWant to knock off Bernie but the credit crisis has wiped out your “hitman fund”? No problem. Just get yourself a Bernie doll.

You bet, says Connecticut toymaker Emil Vicale, who manufactures patriotic “hero” and politically incorrect “villain” action figures out of his home workshop. Retailing for $149.99, his latest product is a “limited edition” Madoff doll featuring a fistful of $100 bills and a luxury wristwatch painted with real 24-karat gold.
“He’s wiped out people’s life savings, he’s destroyed their kids’ lives and their grandchildren’s lives,” says Vicale, who sells his creations at Herobuilders.com. “In other cultures, wouldn’t they just cut his head off?”

We are ordering one for the office, where it will sit next to our Cramer, our stuffed Greenspan figurine, and Xerox sent by an anonymous reader purported to be of Erin Callan’s ass with “December 2007″ written on the back.
No word yet on the time line for a Marcus Schrenker paratrooper doll.
Bernie Madoff action figure flashes bling [The Boston Herald]

Comments (18)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 12:32 PM

    SocGen’s former “Jer-K” has comic books written about him in France. No shit, I read about it yesterday.

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 12:35 PM

    @1- that came out, like, a year ago.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 12:39 PM

    @1 here…So, did Lindberg make it to Paris? Did Dewey defeat Truman? Fucking Bloomberg.

  4. 4
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | January 29, 2009 at 12:41 PM

    Marcus Schrenker paratrooper doll, complete with M.A.S.K.-esque airplane/motorcycle combo. Sold separately: razor for shaving on the run/slitting before hitting the tombs. S/H included. All payments “non-redemptional.”

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 12:43 PM

    These make the perfect Voodoo doll… now everyone can enjoy a few private moments of stabbing Bernie in the back with a long sharp….

  6. 6
    Posted by Clown Capital | January 29, 2009 at 12:49 PM

    Leave it to Americans to always try to turn a profit out of someone else’s misery and public antipathy. lmao

  7. 7
    Posted by Anal_yst | January 29, 2009 at 12:56 PM

    Is the doll anatomically correct? inquiring minds want to know

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 12:58 PM

    too dead horse, didn’t flog

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 1:00 PM

    TIME FOR A GASPARINO ACTION FIGURE.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 1:32 PM

    How are you going to verify the ass-print?

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 1:33 PM

    Wow, the perfect valentines day gift!

  12. 12
    Posted by Novice | January 29, 2009 at 2:17 PM

    @10 Easy. Didn’t you ever see Cinderella?

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | January 29, 2009 at 9:03 PM

    You guys actually have an office? Why?
    …or by office do you mean your table at whatever Starbucks you spend the day at?

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | February 1, 2009 at 9:00 AM

    You seem to be missing the PINS! ! I believe they would almost make it worth the money !

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | February 1, 2009 at 9:00 AM

    You seem to be missing the PINS! ! I believe they would almost make it worth the money !

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | February 20, 2009 at 2:46 PM

    DO NOT SEND MONEY TO HERO-BUILDERS
    E. Vicale has a history of taking people’s money, not sending goods, not answering the phone, and not replying to emails.
    do a search online to see many unhappy customers

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | February 20, 2009 at 2:59 PM

    DO NOT SEND MONEY TO HERO-BUILDERS
    E. Vicale has a history of taking people’s money, not sending goods, not answering the phone, and not replying to emails.
    do a search online to see many unhappy customers

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | May 2, 2009 at 8:42 AM

    Yeah they took my money and I couldnt get a reply from customer service when the figure didnt come. Today they emailed me to see if I wanted to buy the latest one for Fathers day! What a joke…

Leave a comment

You can log in with your account or comment as a guest below.

   or