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1. 1
   Posted by guest | January 13, 2009 at 5:47 PM

   I am the CEO of a hedge fund.
   Would any large investment banks be interested in buying my hedge fund, making me CEO, and watching me run them into the ground?

2. 2
   Posted by guest | January 13, 2009 at 6:05 PM

   2nd

3. 3
   Posted by guest | January 13, 2009 at 6:07 PM

   @1 Only if you’re a dirty chai wallah.

4. 4
   Posted by guest | January 13, 2009 at 6:20 PM

   4th

5. 5
   Posted by guest | January 13, 2009 at 6:20 PM

   Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffff

6. 6
   Posted by guest | January 13, 2009 at 7:22 PM

   What is a chai wallah.
   Adios, time to JO&C

7. 7
   Posted by guest | January 13, 2009 at 7:42 PM

   HSH Nordbank US banking just learned no bonuses at all. Chaos ensued.

8. 8
   Posted by guest | January 13, 2009 at 7:47 PM

   Who gives a crap about HSH Nordbank US?

9. 9
   Posted by guest | January 13, 2009 at 7:55 PM

   @8 let me guess. laid off, bitter, and took a few ESL lessons?

10. 10
    Posted by guest | January 13, 2009 at 8:30 PM

    The reality is that Bess has no experience in the financial industry and therefore no sources beyond cnbc. Her response is to this is to anonymously slam all critics and subsequently ban critics ip addresses.
    Essentially she can dish it but but can’t it.
    Carney 4 ever

11. 11
    Posted by guest | January 13, 2009 at 9:00 PM

    @8
    http://chaipilgrimage.com/2008/11/28/what-is-a-chai-wallah/
    The Internet is your friend.

12. 12
    Posted by guest | January 13, 2009 at 9:04 PM

    @11
    @8 should be @6
    Long day ….

13. 13
    Posted by guest | January 13, 2009 at 9:15 PM

    Too WorldCom, didn’t WorldNet

14. 14
    Posted by Anal_yst | January 13, 2009 at 9:23 PM

    @10
    You’re right, no sources besides CNBC.
    Go back to clusterfuck, f-tard.

15. 15
    Posted by guest | January 13, 2009 at 9:26 PM

    @14, who IS Bess?

16. 16
    Posted by guest | January 13, 2009 at 9:32 PM

    @14, Who IS Annabel Vartanian?

17. 17
    Posted by guest | January 13, 2009 at 9:41 PM

    Summary of the Schenker case from AP:
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090114/ap_on_re_us/plane_crash_mystery

18. 18
    Posted by guest | January 13, 2009 at 10:00 PM

    http://www.thebailoutgame.us/

19. 19
    Posted by Anal_yst | January 13, 2009 at 10:01 PM

    what the fuck is the deal with spamming annabel vartanian? She’s a dumb, vapid, empty quasi-”socialite”, so why the fuck keep repeating her name ad nauseum?

20. 20
    Posted by guest | January 13, 2009 at 10:17 PM

    too judeo-american didnt read

21. 21
    Posted by guest | January 13, 2009 at 11:40 PM

    @10- yes, no sources except for her own, which are ripped off by the nytimes, cnbc, etc, and which aformentioned newsources admit to wrongdoing. you dumbfuck.

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    Posted by guest | January 13, 2009 at 11:45 PM

    the statement @10 would have validity if it weren’t for the fact that not only has the nytimes admitted to ripping off db, but bberg, the wsj, et al have cited db before, and db regularly breaks news. clusterfuck breaks nothing. go back to your hole, you insignificant retarded troll (who obviously cited IP because he was pre-empting bess (rightfully) telling the world that he’s typing out of the port authority men’s room).

23. 23
    Posted by guest | January 13, 2009 at 11:46 PM

    They got him. Caught. Schrenker ist aufgekauft. Das ist alles.

24. 24
    Posted by merkin capital partners | January 13, 2009 at 11:56 PM

    just like i said earlier…he tried to lam, but they cheesed him.