• 21 Jan 2009 at 6:12 PM

Write-Offs: 01.21.09

By Equity Private

$$$ Maria Bartiromo sticking with the peacock [NYP]
$$$ Dimon Bought $11.5 Million in JPM Stock Last Week [Bloomberg]
$$$ Why Do I Keep Having to Repeat Myself? [1-2]
$$$ “Falsely no doubt“? Considering the “rumor” originated in the fucked up imaginations of this here website, I think we’ll be the ones determining what’s false and what’s not, thank you very much. (And false it is not. The big guy really did task his top employees with shutting the Kogans down. Confirm it as 203-890-2000.) That is all. (Steve backs me up on this, btw.) [FWIW via ZeroHedge]

Comments (23)

  1. 1
    Posted by Cantillon | January 21, 2009 at 6:36 PM

    I hope CNBC laughed in Maria’s face when she suggested Fox might be interested. Murdoch will euthanize FBC soon enough. Maria has nowhere to go except Bloomberg and they aren’t paying for some used up hag.

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | January 21, 2009 at 6:58 PM

    There was an interview with her where she was talking to Paulson around the time BS failed and she tried to ask him about LB but he refused to ansswer and said he had to leave. She didn’t seem to understand that someone in the Treasury department can’t talk about companies that way. They can’t say “we think that bank is going to fail next week” because it would ruin the company. She should be able to understand that.
    Where is Paulson now? Back at GS?

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | January 21, 2009 at 7:18 PM

    Jim Bunning is a sob. Just get outta the way when the train is coming thru!

  4. 4
    Posted by BSD | January 21, 2009 at 7:36 PM

    @2 at John Hopkins I believe.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | January 21, 2009 at 7:45 PM

    What is he doing there? That is very strange. I thought there was going to be an office ready for him at GS.

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | January 21, 2009 at 9:06 PM

    Shamwow – Still in the game.
    http://www.cnbc.com/id/28773180

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | January 21, 2009 at 9:22 PM

    @4 BSD
    It’s Johns Hopkins, but good try.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | January 21, 2009 at 9:53 PM

    Ugh – what does Maria have on the producers at CNBC that keeps her employed?
    She is a spent. I cringe every day at 3 when her shrill voice comes out of the TV.
    What a terrible way to end the day.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | January 21, 2009 at 10:33 PM

    As porky as she is, Maria would definitely be the bitch in my lesbian scat fantasy.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | January 21, 2009 at 11:27 PM

    Can we please get a suicide watch update on Cash&Carry. Please! Will Mr. Suave and Debonair who uses oil on his hair, get his old job back nick nack kick knack paddy whack come on Goldman throw that hack a bone.
    And don’t give be canned answer.
    SPODE

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | January 21, 2009 at 11:39 PM

    Pee and cock. I think on to something here bitches.

  12. 12
    Posted by Lowly Assistant | January 21, 2009 at 11:55 PM

    Although Oxiclean’s clearly the superior product, I can’t help but think (as someone previously pointed out) that flight 1549 was padded with shamwows…hence the Hudson receding 5 inches upon impact. Vince. Goes. All. The. Way.

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | January 21, 2009 at 11:59 PM

    9 here
    Two pictures of Maria on my desk. One, a vintage pic of her when she was still a sexy piece of ass. The other is of post-apocalypse Maria, in case anybody walks by and I need Mr. Stiffy to go away quickly.

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | January 22, 2009 at 12:24 AM

    He was obviously thinking about Maria…
    http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2009/01/dallas-police-accuse-man-of-ma.html

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | January 22, 2009 at 12:33 AM

    America and obesity: The Fat that scares the cat.
    http://www.thelogicgirl.com/search/label/Obesity

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | January 22, 2009 at 12:46 AM

    13 here
    Maria B. reminds me of some middle aged coworkers I have. Fuck me, I hate them. Why can’t I work around some pretty young daisies that look like Marissa Miller or Elisha Cuthbert.

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | January 22, 2009 at 1:10 AM

    @9– do you know what scat play is, or do you actually have fantasies of guys shitting on your during sex?

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | January 22, 2009 at 1:30 AM

    Shamwow will be going head to head against that damn Clapper. It’s going to take all of our DB power to get it into the final.
    Yes we can!

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | January 22, 2009 at 1:32 AM

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    Read this:
    http://tinyurl.com/apre57

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | January 22, 2009 at 5:12 AM

    EXPAND THE CAFEPRESS DB LINEUP!
    Also, delete the comment above this.

  21. 21
    Posted by lehaigbsc | January 22, 2009 at 7:57 AM

    i think rovell left out the slap chop intentiionally he knew it would crush everyone

  22. 22
    Posted by Anal_yst | January 22, 2009 at 9:36 AM

    @19
    Because you (presumably) work in finance, if you want hot co-workers, try advertising/pr/fashion/etc

  23. 23
    Posted by NotNasser | January 22, 2009 at 10:48 AM

    #14,
    Love the “white beanie cap” detail.
    What the well-dressed perv/perp is wearing this season?

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