$$$ Maria Bartiromo sticking with the peacock [NYP]
$$$ Dimon Bought $11.5 Million in JPM Stock Last Week [Bloomberg]
$$$ Why Do I Keep Having to Repeat Myself? [1-2]
$$$ "Falsely no doubt"? Considering the "rumor" originated in the fucked up imaginations of this here website, I think we'll be the ones determining what's false and what's not, thank you very much. (And false it is not. The big guy really did task his top employees with shutting the Kogans down. Confirm it as 203-890-2000.) That is all. (Steve backs me up on this, btw.) [FWIW via ZeroHedge]
Posted by Cantillon , Jan 21, 2009 6:36PM
I hope CNBC laughed in Maria's face when she suggested Fox might be interested. Murdoch will euthanize FBC soon enough. Maria has nowhere to go except Bloomberg and they aren't paying for some used up hag.
Posted by guest , Jan 21, 2009 6:58PM
There was an interview with her where she was talking to Paulson around the time BS failed and she tried to ask him about LB but he refused to ansswer and said he had to leave. She didn't seem to understand that someone in the Treasury department can't talk about companies that way. They can't say "we think that bank is going to fail next week" because it would ruin the company. She should be able to understand that.
Where is Paulson now? Back at GS?
Posted by guest , Jan 21, 2009 7:18PM
Jim Bunning is a sob. Just get outta the way when the train is coming thru!
Posted by BSD , Jan 21, 2009 7:36PM
@2 at John Hopkins I believe.
Posted by guest , Jan 21, 2009 7:45PM
What is he doing there? That is very strange. I thought there was going to be an office ready for him at GS.
Posted by guest , Jan 21, 2009 9:06PM
Shamwow - Still in the game.
http://www.cnbc.com/id/28773180
Posted by guest , Jan 21, 2009 9:22PM
@4 BSD
It's Johns Hopkins, but good try.
Posted by guest , Jan 21, 2009 9:53PM
Ugh - what does Maria have on the producers at CNBC that keeps her employed?
She is a spent. I cringe every day at 3 when her shrill voice comes out of the TV.
What a terrible way to end the day.
Posted by guest , Jan 21, 2009 10:33PM
As porky as she is, Maria would definitely be the bitch in my lesbian scat fantasy.
Posted by guest , Jan 21, 2009 11:27PM
Can we please get a suicide watch update on Cash&Carry. Please! Will Mr. Suave and Debonair who uses oil on his hair, get his old job back nick nack kick knack paddy whack come on Goldman throw that hack a bone.
And don't give be canned answer.
SPODE
Posted by guest , Jan 21, 2009 11:39PM
Pee and cock. I think on to something here bitches.
Posted by Lowly Assistant , Jan 21, 2009 11:55PM
Although Oxiclean's clearly the superior product, I can't help but think (as someone previously pointed out) that flight 1549 was padded with shamwows...hence the Hudson receding 5 inches upon impact. Vince. Goes. All. The. Way.
Posted by guest , Jan 21, 2009 11:59PM
9 here
Two pictures of Maria on my desk. One, a vintage pic of her when she was still a sexy piece of ass. The other is of post-apocalypse Maria, in case anybody walks by and I need Mr. Stiffy to go away quickly.
Posted by guest , Jan 22, 2009 12:24AM
He was obviously thinking about Maria...
http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2009/01/dallas-police-accuse-man-of-ma.html
Posted by guest , Jan 22, 2009 12:33AM
America and obesity: The Fat that scares the cat.
http://www.thelogicgirl.com/search/label/Obesity
Posted by guest , Jan 22, 2009 12:46AM
13 here
Maria B. reminds me of some middle aged coworkers I have. Fuck me, I hate them. Why can't I work around some pretty young daisies that look like Marissa Miller or Elisha Cuthbert.
Posted by guest , Jan 22, 2009 1:10AM
@9-- do you know what scat play is, or do you actually have fantasies of guys shitting on your during sex?
Posted by guest , Jan 22, 2009 1:30AM
Shamwow will be going head to head against that damn Clapper. It's going to take all of our DB power to get it into the final.
Yes we can!
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Posted by guest , Jan 22, 2009 5:12AM
EXPAND THE CAFEPRESS DB LINEUP!
Also, delete the comment above this.
Posted by lehaigbsc , Jan 22, 2009 7:57AM
i think rovell left out the slap chop intentiionally he knew it would crush everyone
Posted by Anal_yst , Jan 22, 2009 9:36AM
@19
Because you (presumably) work in finance, if you want hot co-workers, try advertising/pr/fashion/etc
Posted by NotNasser , Jan 22, 2009 10:48AM
#14,
Love the "white beanie cap" detail.
What the well-dressed perv/perp is wearing this season?