Page Six casually wonders today, “Which morning cable TV show hostess took off a week recently to get her eyes done and her breasts enlarged?” Now, they could be referring to any old news babe, but let’s be honest, the Post uses its column inches to go after Fox Business “rival” CNBC. So that narrows things down nicely. But whose T&E are we talking about here? For obvious reasons, Michelle Caruso-Cabrera is out. I think the Money Honey had a few days off last week, but she’s not on in the morning (she is, however, sporting a new haircut, mentioned several times this week by D. Rat, which may be an attempt to distract us from other changes). And then there’s Erin Burnett. Allegedly she was in China last week on assignment– or was she? Also “on assignment” was Rebecca Jarvis, down in Antigua, supposedly looking for Sir Allen Stanford though, quite suspiciously, always had her face and body scrambled when appearing on-air, which the Peacock would have us believe was due to satellite trubs. So, you tell us:
dennis, of course.
Why the FUCK is this relevant to this board? You may want to keep in mind that the comfortable living you’re making writing snark from the comfort of home is because you have a niche product for investment bankers (and the hangers-on who scream and pant about how evil we are, if only to cover their jealousy). Who gives a shit about some cunt bitch. Stop wasting our time.
Erin is beginning to see the light. She’s looking at the back half of her 30s, and the eyes are the first to go. And she needs more “production value”, so it makes sense to work on her greatest weakness — lack of a meaningful bust — until it becomes a strength.
It has to be tough to sit next to Caruso-Cabrera and even Margaret Brennan, who is well endowed (although her breasts seem to hang low, like an older woman).
I thought the Money Chicks were supposed to be more concerned about deflation and not inflation.
@2- lay off the roids (oh and kill yourself).
I know @2 is a whack job, but that so over the top I had to laugh.
Bess that made me laugh!
“Why the FUCK is this relevant to this board?”
You’re obviously new here. Feel free to leave.
not only is @2 a psycho, but obviously lacking in the ability to detect sarcasm, ie the title of this post. Also, “cunt bitch”? Chill, bro. You’re going to give yourself a hernia.
I am with you Number #2. Who gives a damn…..that network is daily losing viewers to FBN an it is obvious someone (afraid) is trying to make us watch their network for whatever BS.
@2 and @10…….Go market some costless collars and deal with your flat-chested reality.
@2 – This aggression will not stand, man
@10- you are obviously the commenter who leave 2-3 comments a day about how great FBN is and how your trading floor switched the TVs over. CNBC sucks, but if you think any professional would switch over to FBN (rather than just turn the TVs off), you need to buy a clue.
@2 WTF? Things a bit stressed out down in the mailroom?
whack job @2- we come here for entertainment, you cunt bitch.
seems @2 didnt have his daily dose of Coke…your bonus or lack there of cant cover your coke habit anymore?
stimulating
@2 Erin,
Please don’t take this whole thing personally. We’ll get back to talking about your collegues later…Also there is no need to use such language about yourself. You are a beautiful snowflake. Maria can’t stay on the air forever…
@3: MB? Low? Ha. Get glasses or share a gym with her, then repost.
That was absolutely hilarious Bess esp. the dig at the end at your valentine.
@2 Go kill yourself.
@2 et al,
At the top of my browser it says “A Wall Street Tabloid – Business News Headlines and Financial Gossip”
Does it say something different on yours?
Bess:
Can’t you post current and old pics so we can try to judge for ourselves?
Thanks,
@19 Unless you have some first-hand knowledge, I think #3 is right about MB.
@2, stop acting like you’re working. it’s pathetic, and it won’t increase your temporary tenure at your 200k hedge fund.
Mika Brzezinski.
@2 someone get cut off from the estrogen supply at sac today?
They might be referring to GasBag. If he mucks it up on air, he’ll have new tits and eyes to show off in a SAC job interview.
I just hope it isn’t one of those rock hard implants…I almost dislike those.
Real traders won’t work in a trading room that has Fox Business Channel as sole source of flatscreen information.
If it was MB she should have taken the time to cut half her body weight via lipo.
It’s K. Fine. When the returns at Metro cap suffer, get a bigger rack to distract your clients as you deliver the bad news. Brilliance…
@ 2 is just pissed he can’t afford another 8 ball like the one he blew away the past 2 days.
@3- “morning” is the key word. K. Fine is on after 5.
2 reads above the law
#2 You are a douchebag…go jump out of your building window!
As the Ari Gold character says on HBO’s “Entourage”, “I don’t manage talent; I manage “HEAT”….”
So, someone is trying to turn up the “heat” a litle at CNBC or elsewhere. See…? It’s already working!
“fetching results”? Well, we certainly hope so…
speaking of mc-c, she needs to have some work done too – her mouth needs to be straightened. anyone else notice that every time she speaks, the right side of her mouth is about 4 inches above the left?
@ 2 Jeezz chill out dude…….holy crap no one cares to read your rant. Tell you what, go back to day trading and pretend you are a professional.
@cluzo- that’s her smirk/shit eating grin. she’s the most smug talking head on that network.
“Michy-Lu” is adorable just the way she is!
I’d wager Margaret Brennan has the best sized tits and nicest nipples of any gal on CNBC.
As far as who had the work done? Sheesh…whatever happened to Silvia Wadwha aus Deutschland? It’s the one you never saw coming who gets you.
-BeckyNipplesFan
what about K-Fine? (she’s not a morning chick but she is also not so well endowed)…
You are correct #36……….I watched cnbc only because I had no other choice until Jan of 2008….there are two other choices, not for picking the biggest tits or loveliest legs, but, for financial news and also beauty. FBN is the one turning up heat.
if the woman is back on the air it should be pretty easy to figure out with before/after pics – i dont think burnett, because it would be such a surrender to cabrerra’s superiority in that department. my guess is donny deutcsh
@23: you, and everyone else, believe/post what you will. i’m fully satisfied with what I know.
-19
@43, I beg to differ, sir. K Fine has a good rack. Erin B. is the obvious candidate for augmentation…however her eyes are fine as is.
-BBF
good line # 4
@40 – that’s what I was thinking, but even when there’s no reason to be smug, it’s there…ANNOYING! she’s like half joker.
too lipo – no suction
Too mamma, didn’t gram.
@2 – change your pad
@42 – Oh, God – I’d almost forgotten about Silvia. I stopped watching the Euro show for fear she’d pop up on the screen.
I haven’t seen Erin in China. I’m hoping she doesn’t look like an alien after the work (like Greta Van Susterin).
Bernie “All man, all Madoff” is probably injecting some much needed capital into Teutonic Hottie as we speak – jawohl!
Funny, I was watching the Euro show this morning and Sylvia looked pretty fine. Very fresh. Hope she shows the rack soon. Although why the fuck would the NYP give a shit about her.
Too Muscle, didn’t Milk.
Gasparino,
Too Muscle, didn’t Milk.
Gasparino,
Too Muscle, didn’t Milk.
Gasparino,
Too Muscle, didn’t Milk.
i just heard from cg he’s looking for his daily blow job from no 27
I’m going for Rush – sagging pecs etc. Bess threw in the “she” to fool us.
Erin had terrible hair and makeup yesterday. Too much makeup on her cheeks. Makes her look like a slut.
Erin had terrible hair and makeup yesterday. Too much makeup on her cheeks. Makes her look like a slut.
M Lee next for a week at the dentist
Had to be Kelley Rippa from Regis and Kelley.
#2 is Chris Brown
@ 67 LOL!
Given how many people have told #2 to fuck off, we can only assume that #2 is on to something.
This isn’t a blog about actual IB/trading gossip any more so much as it’s bitching about bonuses and TV shows.
@69- you’re an idiot and, it goes without saying, wrong (and also likely #2).
It’s gotta be Maria – she’s looking like a real doll after 25,000 uses. While she’s at it she may as well a wall street cheerleading uniform and put on a clown nose. She’s got no fucking integrity (moral or journalistic) and lobs softballs all day.
@ #69, it surprises me how long it took #2 to re-post.
@2 forgot his logon ID and password
Mika Brzezinski – she was off all last week
Michelle Caruso-Cabrera had all of her work done already – her face barely moves – she is so scary.
@74
MC-C is also an idiot.
It’s got to be Becky Quick
This was back in December I believe and when I saw her that morning I was like
When the fcuk did Becky become that busty!!!???
http://img212.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=55720_vlcsnap-00010_122_385lo.jpg&loc=loc385#
Following up on @75
http://ftalphaville.ft.com/blog/2009/02/24/52845/sp-to-kill-banks/?source=rss
Kathleen Hayes on Bloomberg.
Now she looks Chinese.
My dear god CNBC please let us know when Sylvia’s (Euro CNBC) going to pop up on our screen! I dread when I watch Squawk Euro.
Erin Burnett took off almost 2 weeks but didn’t appear live until Monday! She seemed to have stayed in Macao and Hongkong but I don’t think she had T&E. Looks like Erin is the last woman to care about it.
She is already beautiful by just the way she is!
It would be great if it was Sylvia of Squawk Euro and hair style make over.
76 – Pretty sure it’s not Becky Quick, at least depending on NY Post’s definition of “recent”. She’s had a sizable rack since at least 2007 http://www.thejourneyofme.com/2009/02/24/becky-quicks-boob-job/
Yes, By the recent comment it’s probably not Becky Quick and that link you posted is somewhat correct.
She had a boob job sometime in 2007 or she’s just been stuffing her bra.
Trust me, I’m a boob guy and she never had that kind of rack. On CNBC it was Liz Claman and Michelle Caruso Cabrera.
You guys remember when they did Sqauwk Box it some kind of resort? This was maybe 2-4 years ago.
Joe Kernen was sitting by the poolside and Becky was in a swimsuit of sorts. She’s flat, trust me.
I’ll try to find a pretty flat Becky pre 2007 if I can.
It’s hard finding pre 2007 pics of Becky Quick which shows off her no rack.
It must be the Fox Biz affect. Prior to Fox Biz going on air most of the anchors on CNBC would mostly be in jackets 24/7 except for Liz Claman.
Then around the arrival of Fox, Michelle Caruso Cabrara just EXPLODED onto the scene. She got rid of her jackets and started showing off that huge rack.
Most people kept on saying she got a boob job but it’s bullshit. I’ve seen that huge rack once in a blue moon pre 2007.
Check out how huge Michelle was back in 1999- 2001??
http://img203.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=57828_DD_MCC02_122_243lo.jpg
Becky also started wearing sweater tops with the arrival of Fox. I’m not going to waste my time finding flat chested Becky but these two are pre 2007 with a jacket on but you can tell she doesn’t have the rackage like the pink sweater she was sporting in #76
http://www.dealbreaker.com/images/entries/beckyquickinwhite.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c6/Becky_Quick_2-1.jpg
It was EB, she just got called out live for only being in China despite being out of the office for a week and a half.
Yes, you are right, “she allegedly went to China- did she”?
How’s that for making China as an excuse?
#71……Yeeessssss. And whatever else, she’s got a new contract.
Hello Walls……….I saw a glimpse of Mark Haines and Erin Burnett this morning I don’t think she is sporting anything new (T&E). She is pretty but, unchanged.
Could someone tell us who go us on this kick. How does someone know T&E as you call it, was or it to be done and who made the list…..Bess? You would do well to remember that plastic surgery is not the ONLY thing that might call a female out of the country especially one who has been all over the world already. Answers????
If I could be anything in the world, I’d be Michelle C-C’s bra…
If I could be anything in the world, I’d be Michelle C-C’s bra…
If I could be anything in the world, I’d be Michelle C-C’s bra…
If I could be anything in the world, I’d be Michelle C-C’s bra…
I think some people here are in dire need of tits-o-meter or tits-a-scanner to get the accurate measurement so they would stop speculating.
Did you guys see Erin’s gray blouse insert during the Town hall meeting? they were like plaids but I thought for awhile they were gauze pads or cottons that came off because something went wrong….lol
Did she or did she not go to China? Nobody believes she did.I bet they just used the blue screen/background and insert the images or maybe she just stopped by HK for a day and make it
appear she went there to get airtime for GE so it can win more projects there.
I went to the taping of the townhall meeting and Erin looked the same: BEAUTIFUL.
Jim Cramer’s HUGE! Maybe some football in his background??
CNBC had female interns working as ‘pages’. They were all gorgeous! So if you ever want to intern in TV or have a son or daughter who wants in on TV, they BETTER be good-looking.
ONE MORE THING:
Drive Southbound on the Henry Hudson Parkway beginning at the George Washington Bridge. there is a HUGE and DISGUSTING billboard of MARIA BARTIROMO.
IS THAT NECESSARY?!?!?
Jeff Zucker was asked a while ago if there is anyone on CNBC that is the ‘stand out star’, his response was no, CNBC is a team effort.
YOU CALL THAT BILLBOARD ‘TEAM EFFORT’?!?!
Looks like MARIA is the FACE OF CNBC. Might as well replace the peacock with her face.
ERIN BURNETT IS THE FUTURE OF NBC NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@76
How tall is EB?
I’ve read that Cramer is 5’9 but in profiles they say EB is petite. But on tv EB looks slightly taller than Cramer.
is it possible Becky Quick is having her boob job / recovery period this week? She’s been off the air all week. As if I needed another reason to stare at her rack for 3 hours next Monday…
erin is about 5’5″ without heels
cramer’s 5’7″
It’s gotta be MB onlyy because she’s the one that needs it the
Well Maria’s the one that needs it. it. one that needs it
@100
Thanks. I thought I met EB some years ago and this woman was about 5’4″ w/o heels. She looked much older than she was.
Definitely not EB, her plastic surgery would have been very noticeable.
Just browsing around this am and read a little.
I`ve noticed Becky has a habit of pushing her chest out when she knows the camera is in a side view. Just watch her and it is obvious she is very aware of her small bust.
But…I think she`s hot!
MCC, while having a great rack, should keep her mouth shut.
Trist Regan has a great pair of boobs but I heard she recently had twins so maybe that accounts for it. Michelle Caruso-Cabrera’s big tits are really hot so she should be proud to flaunt them.
Trish Regan has a great pair of boobs but I heard she recently had twins so maybe that accounts for it. Michelle Caruso-Cabrera’s big tits are really hot so she should be proud to flaunt them.