Back in December, the gut-wrenching rumors circulated that Fairfield Greenwich Group founder Walter Noel, his wife Monica, and their five daughters would not be spending Christmas at the family’s home in Mustique, which they were– and my fingers are recoiling in horror here but I’m powering through it– renting out by the week, like a common street whore. The sadness was almost too much to bear, and though we pleaded with Uncle Bernie to do something, anything, our cries fell on deaf/under 24-hour surveillance ears. We were gazing into the abyss and you know what was staring back at us? A vision of the two once vibrant human beings you see at left, sitting in a Seaside Heights motel. And then, like an angel descended from a heaven that takes whatever money could be returned to bilked investors and places it in the hands of the truly deserving, came this glimmer of hope that everything is going to be alright.
Page Six reports that Walter and Mon have returned home. Yes, mon chichis, the duo is safely ensconced in Yemanja. And though, due to the matter of selling their share of a private jet, they were forced to fly commercial, it sounds like M and Dubs are going to be okay. Provided the plot to fake their own deaths, being hatched as we speak, goes off without a hitch. Otherwise I don’t know what they’re going to do. If anyone has any get rich quick schemes to speak of, let us know and we’ll pass them on.
By the time Boies and the class action suit are done, not only will “yemanja” and all the glamour properties be gone, but Marisa Noel and her sisters will be street walkers in Newark, NJ. Mommy and Daddy should do the honorable thing for once and commit harikari.
i’d check out the extradition treaty with the country.
Paradise Lost.
why do the worst people have the best shit?
nothing better than seeing these fuckers fail and fall!
@5. It will be a long time. They sold their fractional ownership, etc. – but their assets haven’t been frozen so they are squirreling away what they can. As is Jeffrey Tucker. Don’t know what is taking the gov’t so long.
Seaside Heights memories: clackers, vinegar fries, invisible dog leash, $2 pitchers at 11 am.
6 Squirreling away? I assume that means getting them offshore. Would that really put the assets beyond the reach of US courts?
@8. Yes. That is why I am so p.o.’d that an inept judge didn’t freeze them a month ago – maybe Boies will have better luck. Had they acted a month ago, less would be exiting the country. You can imagine the Piedrahitas, Browns, etc. have become friendly with the Caymans.
These people look to me like a type I come across often: well bred and confident folks who are convinced that their superior gene pool is doing what its supposed to do, namely bringing them the great riches and success in life that the best and brightest deserve. Which they then deploy in a tasteful manner. But then they woke up and saw that they were truly duped, sucker punched. These are not evil people, so it hurt bad. Am I being suckered?
Well bred? The daughters look like horses
11 Consider Walter’s first job: Trust Officer at Chemical Bank. Bank trust depts, esp early in the early 70s, were filled with polite and well meaning, but essentially empty headed folks. It was like being a diplomat. Look good in black and white tie and you’re in.
Bet “yemanja” on stack of S&P 600 puts
agree with 11 – more like inbred. they look like John Kerry’s horsefaced daughters.
Well bred…
She’s a brazillian half-breed
he’s a hick from some farm
Carla Bruni is well bred…these people are jokes
mes chichis?
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