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Over the last 30 years, an American has appeared on the cover of the annual Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue in 16 different years. The average performance of the S&P 500 during those 16 years is a gain of 10.6% with 13 positive years (81.3%). Of the fifteen years where no American appeared on the cover, the S&P 500 has averaged a gain of only 7.2% with 11 positive years (73%).
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Last year’s market decline of 38.5% hurt the overall average return for years when an American appeared on the cover (somebody check Marissa Miller’s passport), illustrating that like the Super Bowl indicator, there are always exceptions to the rule…While this year’s [Israeli born] cover model indicates the less attractive scenario for the market, at this point most investors would probably be pretty happy with a gain of 7.2% in 2009.

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Indicator [Think Big]

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Comments (71)

  1. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 12:42 PM

    nice. Bess, is that you? I’m impressed.

  2. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 12:42 PM

    That chick is crazy, crazy hot. Just another reason the US needs to protect Israel.

  3. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 12:43 PM

    she is much hotter than marisa miller.

  4. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 12:44 PM

    too boobs, didn’t read

  5. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 12:46 PM

    Feels good for about 10 minutes and you want to bite into her until the giant shit sandwich that is our economy reappears

  6. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 12:46 PM

    @4
    two boobs.

  7. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 12:48 PM

    nsfw!

  8. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 12:48 PM

    @7
    I wouldn’t send that to war. I’d send pictures of her to the troops at war. Just saying.

  9. Posted by Lowly Assistant | February 10, 2009 at 12:49 PM

    Yeah, she’s ridiculously hot. Her tan line has me in a trance. Fuck work.

  10. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 12:50 PM

    I’d buy a round in that Bar.

  11. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 12:50 PM

    Trading room just came to a halt when CNBC said they’d have her on next!!

  12. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 12:51 PM

    darren rovel could barely speak with her sitting next to him just now.

  13. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 12:51 PM

    I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say those things are real. I’d have to see her on her back to confirm though.

  14. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 12:52 PM

    why is she dating that boy bitch leonardo dicaprio?

  15. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 12:52 PM

    @9
    Let me guess, average people have a duty to sacrifice their lives so that attractive people can screw Hollywood trolls in four star hotels.
    A world where the great unwashed masses live their lives to provide for the fortunate few. Yep, I see how you ended up working on Wall Street.

  16. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 12:52 PM

    too boobs, didn’t read

  17. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 12:53 PM

    NOW I know why the Neo-Cons were so “Pro-Israel”…

  18. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 12:54 PM

    @7, obviously she saw the movie Patton.

  19. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 12:54 PM

    @17 = Sean Hannity?

  20. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 12:54 PM

    I just got stimulus all over my keyboard.

  21. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 12:56 PM

    wtf was that line of questioning from bill griffeth?

  22. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 12:57 PM

    @17
    You need to RELAX. Yikes.

  23. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 12:58 PM

    They looked real to me.

  24. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 12:59 PM

    They looked real to me, too.
    ~Former Countrywide Mortgage Home Loan Processor

  25. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 1:02 PM

    Wrong analysis. Now, correlating stock market returns to the SI Swimsuit Issue cover model’s boob size would be far more informative.

  26. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 1:03 PM

    They looked real to me.
    ~Spitzer on his transtitues

  27. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 1:03 PM

    #16: LEONARDO DICAPRIO IS THE GREATEST LIVING ACTOR EVER.

  28. Posted by Lowly Assistant | February 10, 2009 at 1:06 PM
  29. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 1:08 PM
  30. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 1:08 PM

    Was she invested with Madoff?

  31. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 1:09 PM

    @10 Spot on, sir.
    I’d like to show her my sugar lumps, they’re sweet, white and highly refined.
    -BeckyBootFan

  32. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 1:09 PM

    What would Osama BL do if he had 15 minutes with her????

  33. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 1:10 PM

    @33……Not needed here…..the economy has affected me in such a way that these days it takes me all night to do what I used to all night. Not many complaints, though.

  34. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 1:12 PM

    @7, I can’t think of a more catastrophic waste than sending Bar Rafaeli into combat.

  35. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 1:13 PM

    Still betting Gasbaghoul would take an Unemployed Tranny over Miss Bar any day!

  36. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 1:14 PM

    thanks for giving me an excuse for having this on my coffee table. “its for business research”

  37. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 1:15 PM

    @ 17, i think you’re right, its a disgrace that people think its ok she didn’t do service because she’s good looking…wait…camel toe…take it back, 17, you’re a homo, or a woman, either way shut up!

  38. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 1:17 PM

    How does DiCaprio do it? Lets Tom Brady have his seconds, and now he has this?

  39. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 1:19 PM

    Bess, my people would like to thank your people for producing THAT.

  40. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 1:23 PM

    Is #17 being sarcastic?
    The rich and attractive are supposed to have better lives, right? Otherwise you are just going against nature.
    That chick is like a different species from normal women. Jesus!

  41. Posted by Anal_yst | February 10, 2009 at 1:26 PM

    Anyone know a good 1-hour dry cleaner by any chance?

  42. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 1:29 PM

    Am I an idiot or does she have a Jamie Lee Curtis dickgina?

  43. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 1:38 PM

    @17,
    “I don’t care if there’s a Russian tank coming down Flatbush Avenue..I ain’t fightin’!”

  44. Posted by Suits | February 10, 2009 at 1:41 PM

    Nice, but she lacks shiksappeal.

  45. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 1:42 PM
  46. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 1:44 PM

    SHWING!!

  47. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 1:47 PM

    Damn Leo. It’s just not fair.

  48. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 1:53 PM

    This boner doesn’t want to come down. I have a meeting at 2PM, any ideas?

  49. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 1:54 PM

    @52 – Just get after it ASAP. Give it all you got, and see what happens.

  50. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 1:55 PM

    Look at a picture of Margaret Thatcher..

  51. Posted by Private | February 10, 2009 at 1:56 PM

    @ 23 – hysterical

  52. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 2:00 PM

    I’d take Daniela Hantuchova over any of the models any day…..
    -The Guy Who Loves Perky Breasts

  53. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 2:04 PM

    @32 – She looks better in those non touched up shots.
    The pink and black bikini with ribbons is ridiculous.
    PS – try slamming erection in top drawer. Plan B – stapler.

  54. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 2:05 PM

    @52,think about Shaq shooting free throws

  55. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 2:09 PM

    Picture a drunken Peter Gammons trimming A Rod’s scrotum hairs.
    -BBF

  56. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    Funny … she doesn’t look Druish.

  57. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 2:20 PM

    o/u on how much one of those things weighs? 7.5lbs?

  58. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 2:24 PM

    Think about Bea Arthur

  59. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 2:26 PM

    @52 — its easy, just imagine Gasparino in a black dress slipping his hand into a rubber glove while staring into your eyes….

  60. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 2:26 PM

    Too busy with hands full, didnt read.

  61. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 2:30 PM

    Too hard, couldn’t read.

  62. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 2:32 PM

    I’m moving to Israel.

  63. Posted by Lowly Assistant | February 10, 2009 at 2:37 PM

    63,
    Addendum: Charles slaps your face with said glove, and whispers, “Smell it.”

  64. Posted by KevinB | February 10, 2009 at 2:39 PM

    A priest, a minister, and a rabbi go into a Bar.. the question is, who goes where?

  65. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 2:53 PM

    69! Leave it!

  66. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 2:58 PM

    @67 — I threw up a little in my mouth. Stupid Gasbag and his rubber gloves…

  67. Posted by blndebnker | February 10, 2009 at 3:25 PM

    What am I missing? I thought Marissa Miller was way hotter.

  68. Posted by e_anthony58 | February 10, 2009 at 4:01 PM

    ERIN BURNETT’S WAY HOTTER THAN Bar Rafaeli!!!!!!!!!!!
    THAT’S RIGHT! I SAID IT!
    And Ugly Betty is WAY HOTTER than Maria Bartiromo!!!! HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!

  69. Posted by Suits | February 10, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    You know her brother is a doctor?

  70. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 4:43 PM

    the sports illustrated bus is currently parked outside 200 park avenue on 45th st. i couldn’t see if she was onboard though.

  71. Posted by guest | February 11, 2009 at 1:47 AM

    what does a man have to do for a simple ass shot these days?

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