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It’s the holiday armadillo!
who gives a rat’s ass
“You smelled me, now you see me”
I don’t give a rat’s ass about those shareholders
Andrew Cuomo (right) visited Bank of America’s New York offices this morning.
“excuse me, could i use your bathroom? Your balance sheet or ceo’s desk will do….”
“hi I’m Dylan from CNBC, can i ask you a question?”
I’m from the government and I am here to help you.
“Hey, did you see Erin Burnett’s cans? That’s some hot cheese!”
“smells like home”
Wasn’t the rat for a condo building around there? Not a comment, actual question, vaguely remember seeing something on Curbed about it…
this rat just looking for some government cheese
You can call me Wideclops!
Hi, I’m Timmaay — I’m here to help you
analyst@13- it’s right in front of the BAC building on 6th ave.
I’m Timmaay, and I’m here to help you
Like a rat fleeing a sinking ship.
There once was a rat named Ken Lewis
Who told the Treasury he could do this
Till profits did wane
When he bought out John Thain
And now tries to tell Cuomo to “screw this”.
i need to refi NIMH!
BOA has a balance sheet like swiss cheese
Ken Lewis – “I got this rat, this gnawing, cheese eating fuckin’ rat and it brings up questions… You know, see, John, like you’re the new guy. Girlfriend… Why don’t you stay in the bar that night I got your numbers. Bonus numbers. Everybody’s fuckin’ numbers.”
Ken you ARE my dad
Is this BankofAmeriCheese? I need to close my account.
@ 2- Fuckin amazing. Nothing like an old “Friends” quote to make one smile.
thanks.
The rat, although a rodent, is carnivorous. You are aware of that. You will have heard of the things that happen in the poor quarters of this town. In some streets a woman dare not leave her baby alone in the house, even for five minutes. The rats are certain to attack it. Within quite a small time they will strip it to the bones. They also attack sick or dying people. They show astonishing intelligence in knowing when a human being is helpless.
“Hey, I’m trying to get on Deal Breaker’s caption contest you BofA f*ckers! Why else would I sit out in front of your building dressed like a rat?”
Splinter!
@8 Surprised you didn’t leverage his surname to get a rat-based pun in.
@23
Great line from the Departed. I didn’t LOL but i did smile.
Samuel L. Jackson doing the voice over: “Fuck the bulls, I’m a New York city sewer rat, mother fuckers!”
Hi, could you call up the executive foor? I am supposed to have lunch with Ken and John.
hi, I’m Johns twin brother. I am here to pick up some fabric swatches he left on his desk.
@21 – Love the Don Bluth reference
Look – Kenny’s long lost brother has been found
ken, its dave, no your brother dave you mother fucker. I have been standing out here for over 20 min. Mom is going to be pissed if we are late. Just tell Cuomo you had no idea…
Look – Kenny’s long lost brother has been found
@29 Was trying to come up with TMNT quote myself, but gave up trying.
on mobile phone:
“Ken, its Dave, no you asshole, your brother dave. I have been down here waiting for you for 25 min! Mom i sgoing to be pissed if we are late. Just tell Cuomo you had no clue, you werent even there.”
“I swear, the chances that this bank will be nationalized are as good as the chances that there’s a 20-foot, smiling rat standing outside this building.”
-Ken Lewis
Probably for a non-union labor job in the area. Last summer there was one outside of the Bear/JP Morgan building for non-union asbestos removal around the corner. They put it on the avenues for visibility even if theyre targeting a building on another street.
“Hi… I’m here for the g@ngbang”
must move toward the light, must move toward the light.
Aww, my old office!
‘I’m sorry, Mr. Cuomo, but if you don’t have a pass, you can’t come in the building.’
Someone invested too much in Disney stock…
A union construction gig is the new killin’ it…
Anal_yst,
Yes they are still building that condo (right outside my window). It’s on 45th Street on the 6th Ave side. What looks like the same rat used to be right in front of the condo.
Bank of America executive takes subway to work.
“Can anyone show me where I board the USS Bank of America. I just swam to shore from the USS Merrill Lynch.”
Bofa leads the way, introducing their new breed of mortgage lender
Somebody call Billy
http://tv.yahoo.com/the-exterminators-a-e/show/44026/photos/2
Welcome to Madoff, Stanford and Lewis. How may we rape you?
@26….f’in amazing and “friends” quotes, seriously?
@42…thank you, you’re a genius.
#42, same thing, it’s for non-union asbestos removal and has nothing to do with BOA. Walked by it the other day
did somebody say, short Disney stock?
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_02/63Ratatouille1DM_468x415.jpg
Who moved my cheese?
Who moved my cheese?
Who moved my cheese?
“Ken Lewis arrives in New York to meet with Andrew Cuomo.”
“Ken Lewis arrives in New York to meet with Andrew Cuomo.”
@55- you got an issue with a good friends quote try this one-
here’s to me fucking your mother.
“Did anyone remember to throw away the food left on the solid gold coffee table in that empty office upstairs?”
Who moved my cheese?
Who moved my cheese?
Did the last rat get out?
I have to say, everyone has brought their A game today. But #20, I give you my vote. Well played, sir/madam.
And they say no one commutes to Manhattan from Jersey anymore…
I’ve got a meeting with someone they call “The Big Cheese”
I’ve got a meeting with someone they call “The Big Cheese”
Another one…I swear, you can’t kill ‘em…cockroaches and banks are gonna outlive us all!
enough with the double posts b1tches, I’m still hung over from last night…
Hi, I am the giant rat John Thain purchased for his office.
A rat? Me? Not anymore…I’m a bank holding company.
@Cluz – oh man so I missed a good night??
TMI – Two little rats fell in a bucket of cream. The first rat quickly gave up, drowned, and lost his bonus. The second rat, wouldn’t quit. He struggled so hard that eventually he churned that cream into butter, crawled out, and crapped on Cuomo. Gentlemen, as of this moment, Ken Lewis is that second rat…
@ 27: you and George Orwell rule.
“Hi, I just commuted all the way from Queens, is this the Bank of American?”
has anyone seen the BofA commercail about how thet “keep moving forward”? Where the fuck are they getting the money for those ads, please tell me the TARP.
has anyone seen the BofA commercials about how thet “keep moving forward”? Where the fuck are they getting the money for those ads, please tell me the TARP.
blndebanker: #20 here. I’m a “she”, and thanks.
@blndebnker – yes you did…until anal_yst decided we needed shots after drinking for 4 hours. not to worry, we’ll do it again – you can’t beat $7 pitchers and $0.20 wings.
btw – I was looking forward to the showdown btwn you and girl – ha!
@cluz – I can still taste bourbon.
My name is MerrillMouse, I’m here to collect my bonus
@fun – perhaps you should have done a few more shots with that girl who seemed to be paying way too much attention to you ( ;
Hello all you little Wall Street dicksters… Guess what hole I’m gonna cram you into?
Lloyd Blankfein’s?
@cluz – I wasn’t thinking straight, and any more shots and I’d have wound up on someones couch in new jersey or something!
@20 – very nice
Hell, if I can teach 4 turtles how to fight crime and bang a hot news reporter I am sure I can fix a bank.
Thain waits for Lewis to grab beer
Rat-tat-tat-tat tat ta tat like that, and I.. never hesitate to put ken lewis on his back
So, the company just changed it’s name to ‘Lynch America Countrywide’ to reflect its new diversified portfolio of companies and now needs a new mascot. Nothing too auspicious as a raging bull on steroids, like the lending market that got us into this mess…But something clever, sneaky, and quick to scurry out of trouble…Looks like I have found my home!!!
@78
The early bird may catch the worm, but it’s the second mouse who always gets the cheese…
“Tarp II is coming”
The Wideclops uses you. He poisons your minds to obtains for that which he desires. He cares nothing for you or the people you hurt.
You need people like me!!!!
Bank of America….You complete me!
Wrong way rat, we’re supposed to be jumping OFF the ship.