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Sir Stanford, cricket y fraud fan, in presumably happier times.


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MATT PRIOR peered at the giant screen and was gobsmacked to see his pregnant wife sitting on a middle-aged man’s knee.
It did not cause England’s wicketkeeper to drop a catch — and that is saying something because 14 chances were spilled in the Stanford Super Series’ first 80 overs.
But the vision of smiling billionaire Sir Allen Stanford, who likes lining cricketers’ pockets, bouncing Emily Prior on his left leg was about as bizarre as it gets.
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Monday night’s action, when England beat Middlesex by 12 runs, was dismal, and Stanford had already performed his presidential walkabout of the ground. He appeared keen to get on camera again so he went into the England WAGs enclosure.
There he grabbed a couple of blondes — Alice Hunt, girlfriend of Alastair Cook, was on one side while Mrs Prior was perched on his knee.
Stanford, 58, certainly seemed to be enjoying himself.
And the girls could hardly tell him to buzz off because he is ready to put £600,000 in their fellas’ bank accounts.
England bowler Stuart Broad admitted: “It was an interesting point when the pictures came on the big screen — there were a few gobsmacked players.
“I was bowling at the time but Matt had a bit of shocked look on his face especially
as his wife is pregnant!” Stanford’s name is plastered everywhere and he wanders in and out of the dressing rooms, normally a barred area for outsiders.
This whole event is like his play-thing — he has hired the England team to appear in his garden.

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Comments (52)

  1. Posted by Anal_yst | February 17, 2009 at 2:49 PM

    god that guy is creepy looking

  2. Posted by StillNoCouch | February 17, 2009 at 2:49 PM

    “Can you believe that Madoff guy ! I mean, the dude’s got balls !”

  3. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    A vast behind!

  4. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    COME ON!! THAT’S PERFECTLY NORMAL FOR A MAN MY AGE!

  5. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 2:54 PM

    At least you knew what i was doing…not like those Madoff boys

  6. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 2:55 PM

    Wrecked ‘em? I damn near killed ‘em!!!!!

  7. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 2:56 PM

    Caption:
    “And then he stepped on the ball !!!…….”

  8. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 2:58 PM

    …and that was the second time I got chlamydia….

  9. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 2:58 PM

    http://www.youthvillages.org/lauraPendergest.aspx
    Here is Laura’s picture, looks like youthvillages moved fast to take her down off the website but the link is still active. What are the odds that the CFO of the non profit just had a heart attack?

  10. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 2:59 PM

    Brunnette on the right looks like it migght be Spitzer/Chanos’ old girlfriend

  11. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 3:00 PM

    Viagra!

  12. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 3:01 PM
  13. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 3:03 PM

    Jebus christ this girl just shit on me!

  14. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 3:04 PM

    Did you see Maria Bartoromo’s ass? Huge!

  15. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 3:04 PM

    “man I wish Rosewood and Axl were here”

  16. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 3:04 PM

    Wanna put my ponzi in the wet spot

  17. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 3:04 PM

    Um…ok, just to repeat my near-daily rant, Maria and Dylan should be fired.
    Rather than listen to Dylan Rantagain go on and on about nationalizing the banks, could he talk maybe about how GE should be nationalized?
    Can we cap CNBC salaries at, say, the level of reporters in Dubuque? Why should CNBC correspondents need to be paid any more than your KWWL news team?

  18. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 3:08 PM

    ha! you found the only asset I have that’s increasing in size!

  19. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 3:08 PM

    Was Stanford married? Or is he an Island Burkle?

  20. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 3:11 PM

    Did you see Maria Bartoromo’s ass? Huge!

  21. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    And then he says, “We’re the Aristocrats!” Haw Haw Haw!

  22. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    @18 & 21 – Ladies and Gentleman, former president Gerald Ford!
    lol, WIN.

  23. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 3:14 PM

    @ 7
    A Trading Places quote = my day is complete

  24. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 3:23 PM

    the poors are going to be running the country….

  25. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 3:26 PM

    Is the burnedoutette on the right Ashley Dupre?!?

  26. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 3:26 PM

    Stanford family, let’s play the feud!

  27. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 3:31 PM

    @15, that may have been what she did, but that is not what she was supposed to be doing. That is why she is going to jail for a long time.

  28. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 3:31 PM

    “Ohhhhhhh, it’s two girls and ONE cup…”

  29. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 3:36 PM

    I think she pooted on him…..

  30. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 3:40 PM

    “Damn, that athlete has no balls. Any real man would come up here and @^$%# me up right now.
    Guess everything’s bigger in Texas.”
    -
    Fortunately I hear this clown owes money to Colombians. They can address his…manhood.

  31. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 3:48 PM

    White people are so funny.

  32. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 3:52 PM

    And so I said, no Charlie, let ME finish. Call my girls “sources” if you wanna, but I ain’t paying any more a your tabs at Elaine’s

  33. Posted by sftrader | February 17, 2009 at 3:53 PM

    “Then she asked me what do I like to call the vagina… Of course I answered that I like to call it a cab so I can get some sleep!!” LOL!

  34. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 4:09 PM

    Wow, for a minute I thought that was MY money I lost!

  35. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 4:10 PM

    Whew, for a minute I thought that was MY money I lost! (JHE)

  36. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 4:17 PM

    Sticky Whicket(sp)?

  37. Posted by Bess Levin | February 17, 2009 at 4:20 PM
  38. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 4:21 PM
  39. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 4:26 PM

    “OMG, I am about to blow everyone’s load!”

  40. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 4:31 PM

    Cricket? Aren’t we in America?
    Too cultured, didn’t read

  41. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 4:33 PM

    @44- the guy– the new madoff- stanford, was a huge cricket fan.

  42. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 4:43 PM

    Drew Peterson and Sir Allen Stanford brothers?

  43. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 4:50 PM

    Look at him, laughing it up with his three hookers.

  44. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 4:56 PM

    Legs before wicket.

  45. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 5:00 PM

    “Stanford came under fire during the series for being pictured sitting among the players’ partners, with Matt Prior’s pregnant wife Emily on his lap.” –BBC

  46. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 5:16 PM

    I bet the guy went through the stroke mags at the U-Tote-em’s in Houston without ever buying one.

  47. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 5:17 PM

    “You’re thinking of this place all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe.”
    http://www.stanfordinternationalbank.com/assets/files/GeneralTermsOfDeposit.pdf

  48. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 6:12 PM

    “Drew Peterson Out With The Ladies”

  49. Posted by guest | February 17, 2009 at 10:04 PM

    Sorry these wives beat:
    -Madoffs
    -Noels
    -Fulds wife
    -Fulds son’s chunkette GFs
    -Caynes daughter
    -Plane bail-out guy s wife
    Any wife I have seen at DLJ, ML, LB, CS, BS x-mas parties

  50. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 5:53 AM

    53 – That would be because they are sportsmen’s wives. A higher class of totty.

  51. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 8:22 AM

    Client no. 6 aka deep six.

  52. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 9:26 AM

    @48 LOL, someone got it :)

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