I don’t think you people truly understood what Goldman Sachs was giving up when it said good-bye to co-prez Jon Winkelried last night.
A HOOK-UP, that’s what! At least we now know what was the impetus behind the attempt to flip his Nantucket home for $55 million, after buying it for 6 in 1999.
No Goldman, No Cry [Cityfile]
no racist jokes pls!
Those dreads are fake.
Too Gold, Didn’t Yea’Mon!
That guy sells me wine at Trader Joe’s!
@4
I’m in PE – whats Tader Joe?
This is #1, I meant to say “racist jokes pls!”
-I be from Jamaica, mon.
-What part of Jamaica?
-Right near da beach. Boy-ee!
@5 You are clearly a racist.
“What makes you think i chill with Jimmy Cayne?”
“Hey, at least I’m not bald…mon”
Beware of the red eyed, rasta mon bearing cash! He has been known to winkle-rod many a young ivy leaguer
@8 what? trader joe is a minority?
Too chicken, didn’t jerk
Its Raz Jon, Mon
Sanka: What I am saying to you, is that you are the kind of club-toting, raw-meat-eating, Me-Tarzan-You-Jane-ing big bald bubblehead that can only count to ten if he’s barefoot or wearing sandals.
Cool Runnings is always topical.
I think he was at a costume party, that doesn’t look like his real hair at all.
what, you don’t like pizza?
And he was singing:
Old pirates, yes, they rob I;
Sold I to the merchant ships,
Minutes after they took I
From the bottomless pit.
But my hand was made strong
By the ‘and of the Almighty.
We forward in this generation
Triumphantly.
Won’t you help to sing
These songs of freedom? -
‘Cause all I ever have:
Redemption songs;
Redemption songs.
too bob – couldn’t marley
@8 is it the PE that gave me away?
That is fake hair. You are all forehead slappers.
Another cracker thinking he’s funny.
Bro Obama is gonna pay for my mortgage and gas!
Racism is the new killing it.
Jimmy Cramer
Djibouti is a country next to the country of Africa.
Calling other people racist is the new killing it.
I love crackers. Tasty.
too woman, didn’t cry
See Bess, told you he was FRAT!
He looks like he works out.
too ra, didn’t cist
That has to be a wig. No way would GS hire someone like that. Its a joke, right?
in all seriousness, there’s probably nothing likeable about this guy.
I take that back. He looks like a meat head.
Somebody needs to tell Winkie that the darkies summer on the Vinyard…not Nantucket.
too neg – didn’t ro
wow, hilarious “quips” everyone.
not!
Where da white women?
Louis Winthorpe III: Nenge? Nenge Mboko? It is me, Lionel Joseph!
Billy Ray Valentine: Lionel! From the African Education Conference!
Louis Winthorpe III: Yah, mon, I was Director of Cultural Activities at the Haile Selassie Pavilion.
Billy Ray Valentine: I remember the pavilion – we had big fun there!
Both: Boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, hah! Boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, hah!
Billy Ray Valentine: Oh, memories!
Louis Winthorpe III: Nenge? Nenge Mboko? It is me, Lionel Joseph!
Billy Ray Valentine: Lionel! From the African Education Conference!
Louis Winthorpe III: Yah, mon, I was Director of Cultural Activities at the Haile Selassie Pavilion.
Billy Ray Valentine: I remember the pavilion – we had big fun there!
Both: Boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, hah! Boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, hah!
Billy Ray Valentine: Oh, memories!
Get those fake dreads outta ‘yo head now, Whitey! This is defamation.
Al Sharpton
Almost stayed at Goldman till I smoked some sense into myself this morning!
Proud product of Fiji at the University of Chicago
You could open a bottle of pop on that chin. Just sayin…
Too ra, didn’t strafarian.
tupac, didn’t shakur
Just another tumbling dickweed jewish whiteboy in Rasta garb. Winky’s not down enough to smoke some real shit and walk the walk, talk the talk.
Tall and tan and dark and Handsome
The Boy named Winkelried is dancin….
“Hey dere Girlie- Wancha hair Bray-ded?”
props to @13 !! Well played!!
TGFD likes the #47 post. Winkie must surely be a dickweed. Co-president of GS? What a f’n clown.
The Guy from Delaware