• 18 Feb 2009 at 2:10 PM

Caption Contest Wednesday

I don’t think you people truly understood what Goldman Sachs was giving up when it said good-bye to co-prez Jon Winkelried last night.


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A HOOK-UP, that’s what! At least we now know what was the impetus behind the attempt to flip his Nantucket home for $55 million, after buying it for 6 in 1999.
No Goldman, No Cry [Cityfile]

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Comments (87)

  1. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:13 PM

    no racist jokes pls!

  2. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:13 PM

    Those dreads are fake.

  3. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:13 PM

    Too Gold, Didn’t Yea’Mon!

  4. Posted by Lowly Assistant | February 18, 2009 at 2:14 PM

    That guy sells me wine at Trader Joe’s!

  5. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:16 PM

    @4
    I’m in PE – whats Tader Joe?

  6. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:16 PM

    This is #1, I meant to say “racist jokes pls!”

  7. Posted by trojan | February 18, 2009 at 2:17 PM

    -I be from Jamaica, mon.
    -What part of Jamaica?
    -Right near da beach. Boy-ee!

  8. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:17 PM

    @5 You are clearly a racist.

  9. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    “What makes you think i chill with Jimmy Cayne?”

  10. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    “Hey, at least I’m not bald…mon”

  11. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    Beware of the red eyed, rasta mon bearing cash! He has been known to winkle-rod many a young ivy leaguer

  12. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:19 PM

    @8 what? trader joe is a minority?

  13. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:20 PM

    Too chicken, didn’t jerk

  14. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:20 PM

    Its Raz Jon, Mon

  15. Posted by merkin capital partners | February 18, 2009 at 2:20 PM

    Sanka: What I am saying to you, is that you are the kind of club-toting, raw-meat-eating, Me-Tarzan-You-Jane-ing big bald bubblehead that can only count to ten if he’s barefoot or wearing sandals.
    Cool Runnings is always topical.

  16. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:21 PM

    I think he was at a costume party, that doesn’t look like his real hair at all.

  17. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:21 PM

    what, you don’t like pizza?

  18. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:21 PM

    And he was singing:
    Old pirates, yes, they rob I;
    Sold I to the merchant ships,
    Minutes after they took I
    From the bottomless pit.
    But my hand was made strong
    By the ‘and of the Almighty.
    We forward in this generation
    Triumphantly.
    Won’t you help to sing
    These songs of freedom? -
    ‘Cause all I ever have:
    Redemption songs;
    Redemption songs.

  19. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:21 PM

    too bob – couldn’t marley

  20. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:22 PM

    @8 is it the PE that gave me away?

  21. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:23 PM

    That is fake hair. You are all forehead slappers.

  22. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:23 PM

    Another cracker thinking he’s funny.

  23. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:23 PM

    Bro Obama is gonna pay for my mortgage and gas!

  24. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:25 PM

    Racism is the new killing it.
    Jimmy Cramer

  25. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:27 PM

    Djibouti is a country next to the country of Africa.

  26. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:27 PM

    Calling other people racist is the new killing it.

  27. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:28 PM

    I love crackers. Tasty.

  28. Posted by Investorcluzo | February 18, 2009 at 2:28 PM

    too woman, didn’t cry

  29. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:29 PM

    See Bess, told you he was FRAT!

  30. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:33 PM

    He looks like he works out.

  31. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:33 PM

    too ra, didn’t cist

  32. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:35 PM

    That has to be a wig. No way would GS hire someone like that. Its a joke, right?

  33. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    in all seriousness, there’s probably nothing likeable about this guy.

  34. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:45 PM

    I take that back. He looks like a meat head.

  35. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    Somebody needs to tell Winkie that the darkies summer on the Vinyard…not Nantucket.

  36. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:49 PM

    too neg – didn’t ro

  37. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:51 PM

    wow, hilarious “quips” everyone.
    not!

  38. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    Where da white women?

  39. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:53 PM

    Louis Winthorpe III: Nenge? Nenge Mboko? It is me, Lionel Joseph!
    Billy Ray Valentine: Lionel! From the African Education Conference!
    Louis Winthorpe III: Yah, mon, I was Director of Cultural Activities at the Haile Selassie Pavilion.
    Billy Ray Valentine: I remember the pavilion – we had big fun there!
    Both: Boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, hah! Boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, hah!
    Billy Ray Valentine: Oh, memories!

  40. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:53 PM

    Louis Winthorpe III: Nenge? Nenge Mboko? It is me, Lionel Joseph!
    Billy Ray Valentine: Lionel! From the African Education Conference!
    Louis Winthorpe III: Yah, mon, I was Director of Cultural Activities at the Haile Selassie Pavilion.
    Billy Ray Valentine: I remember the pavilion – we had big fun there!
    Both: Boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, hah! Boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, boo-boo yah, hah!
    Billy Ray Valentine: Oh, memories!

  41. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 3:12 PM

    Get those fake dreads outta ‘yo head now, Whitey! This is defamation.
    Al Sharpton

  42. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 3:13 PM

    Almost stayed at Goldman till I smoked some sense into myself this morning!

  43. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 3:15 PM

    Proud product of Fiji at the University of Chicago

  44. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 3:19 PM

    You could open a bottle of pop on that chin. Just sayin…

  45. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 3:21 PM

    Too ra, didn’t strafarian.

  46. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 3:34 PM

    tupac, didn’t shakur

  47. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 3:49 PM

    Just another tumbling dickweed jewish whiteboy in Rasta garb. Winky’s not down enough to smoke some real shit and walk the walk, talk the talk.

  48. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 4:05 PM

    Tall and tan and dark and Handsome
    The Boy named Winkelried is dancin….

  49. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 4:22 PM

    “Hey dere Girlie- Wancha hair Bray-ded?”

  50. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 4:33 PM

    props to @13 !! Well played!!

  51. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 6:20 PM

    TGFD likes the #47 post. Winkie must surely be a dickweed. Co-president of GS? What a f’n clown.
    The Guy from Delaware

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