• 05 Feb 2009 at 10:05 AM

Citadel Covering Bases

Picture 662.pngAs you all know, our favorite Chicago hedge fund is back in the game but luckily for the hostages investors Ken Griffin isn’t taking any chances, and if he gets a car and an airplane with 6 hours fuel standing by at the airport or Fed guy on his staff NOW he wont start throwing assets out the window one at a time with a bullet in them. We’re told K to the G, along with wife Anne, shared an intimate dinner with Randy Kroszner, recently retired Governor of the Federal Reserve, last night at Alinea in Chicago. Apparently on the agenda: “art, wine, debt markets and job offers,” the latter presumably being for Kros (and his rolodex) to come help out in Chi-town, though we do like the idea of KG taking up public service, and Secretary of the Treasury is probably out, on account of the tax issue.*
*Just messing, you know we’ve got nothing but love for Kenny-boy.

Comments (30)

  1. Posted by guest | February 5, 2009 at 10:12 AM

    From Wiki…Alinea is known to serve 20 or so small courses over a period of hours. According to reports, it is not uncommon to hear customers audibly cry out during meals due to an unexpected delight of flavor

  2. Posted by guest | February 5, 2009 at 10:15 AM

    Alinea is so fcking overrated it kills me. Wanna hear what 2 of my courses were on the tasting menu? 1 course was a frozen drop of olive oil. Another course was a strip of bacon hanging on a metal wire.

  3. Posted by guest | February 5, 2009 at 10:16 AM

    hahhah was just going to ask “what did they eat?”

  4. Posted by guest | February 5, 2009 at 10:20 AM

    Strip of bacon on metal wire and frozen drop of olive oil. How creative. What gastronomic dipshit concocts such truckstop fare?

  5. Posted by guest | February 5, 2009 at 10:21 AM

    @bess, consistent with the comment regarding 4th grade…
    “he wont start throwing assets out the widow one at a time”
    pwnage

  6. Posted by guest | February 5, 2009 at 10:21 AM

    Ugliest BB Homepage: Merrill Lynch (apparently unable to design the main site as nice as the IBD and individual investor site).
    Ugliest Overall Site: Bank of Amerrillwide
    Worst Name: Citicorp
    Most Undecided Name: Goldman Sachs Group Inc. or Goldman, Sachs & Co. (not sure which).

  7. Posted by guest | February 5, 2009 at 10:23 AM

    kill yourself@5

  8. Posted by guest | February 5, 2009 at 10:24 AM

    @5- only people who have 1 inch dicks consider pointing out a missing letter “pwnage.”

  9. Posted by guest | February 5, 2009 at 10:28 AM

    @2 Alinea absolutely blows Trotter’s and Moto out of the water. How this wasn’t one of the best meals of your life simply amazes me.

  10. Posted by guest | February 5, 2009 at 10:29 AM

    @2. “Alinea is so fcking overrated it kills me.” Nice. Alinea fucks it’s customers, the way it’s customers fuck their investors/speculator’s. Feed em crap but dress it up.

  11. Posted by guest | February 5, 2009 at 10:51 AM

    Alinea is garbage. Trotter’s is better, but I like the Chop House or Joe’s Stone Crab better than Alinea or Trotter’s.

  12. Posted by guest | February 5, 2009 at 10:52 AM

    At least at Trotters you leave full. Can’t say the same for Alinea.

  13. Posted by guest | February 5, 2009 at 10:52 AM

    “Alinea is a restaurant in Chicago which opened in 2005. In 2006, it was named the best restaurant in America by Gourmet in its 2006 top 50 feature.[1] Its chef / owner, Grant Achatz, is famed for his inventive preparations and deconstructions of classic flavors, as well as his constantly rotating menu.[2] It has included a peanut butter and jelly composed of a single, peeled grape, still on the stem, encased in peanut butter and wrapped in paper-thin brioche.”
    this place should be burned to the ground.

  14. Posted by guest | February 5, 2009 at 10:57 AM

    such arbiters of taste on this site … honestly, who gives a crap about where or what they ate?? Alinea created a new type of cuisine and though it might not be to everyone’s liking, at least it wasn’t the same old boring food that is served in every city in America.
    the people who comment on this site just prove over and over that money can’t buy class (or taste)
    no wonder MCD is rocking

  15. Posted by guest | February 5, 2009 at 10:59 AM

    @14- um, quite the contrary. Alinea is overpriced shit, and the commenters are calling it out for that. Just because it’s expensive, doesn’t mean it’s good.

  16. Posted by guest | February 5, 2009 at 11:01 AM

    Tru and Trotters blow Alinea away. Im sorry but dressing up tiny food in wonderful colors does not make for Haute cuisine. Achatz is also very proud of his machine that freezes the olive oil drops.
    Spare me.

  17. Posted by guest | February 5, 2009 at 11:06 AM

    Should we be adding Alinea to the “Two for Eight” list?
    http://nymag.com/tags/Two%20for%20Eight

  18. Posted by guest | February 5, 2009 at 11:11 AM

    @17- 2 for 8 is relegated to restaurants in new york, so no.

  19. Posted by guest | February 5, 2009 at 11:14 AM

    @12 Agreed that you leave full at Trotters, but Chuckie being such a condescending d-bag really detracts from the whole experience.

  20. Posted by guest | February 5, 2009 at 11:24 AM

    Denny’s gave me a free grand slam breakfast the other day. I am special.

  21. Posted by guest | February 5, 2009 at 11:37 AM

    I’m selling Alinea and buying Tru

  22. Posted by guest | February 5, 2009 at 11:42 AM

    CHICAGO IS A WANNABE TOWN IN ALL ASPECTS – Second City

  23. Posted by guest | February 5, 2009 at 11:57 AM

    @22 where you from?

  24. Posted by guest | February 5, 2009 at 12:00 PM

    @22, sure. I was gonna say something in response. Too busy right now WORKING. Good luck with the job search.
    Arb on LaSalle
    Tru rules

  25. Posted by guest | February 5, 2009 at 12:55 PM

    @ 22, no clue. Go back to your dorm room.

  26. Posted by guest | February 5, 2009 at 2:06 PM

    @25@23@24 – Please go through a list of how you think Chicago is not just a meat-head floor trader town. I guarantee I can shoot down each item on your list of why that place is full of Wannabe’s.

  27. Posted by guest | February 5, 2009 at 2:34 PM

    randall is a good egg. taught at u of c

  28. Posted by guest | February 5, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    Or as Anil Kashyap calls him, RANDY!

  29. Posted by guest | February 6, 2009 at 10:25 AM

    too second city, didn’t read.

  30. Posted by guest | February 6, 2009 at 5:55 PM

    I’ll take Gold Coast char dogs any day – and @ 26, you are an idiot. Sounds as if the only Chicago you’ve seen is from a TV trailer for some movie filmed on Lower Wacker.

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