• 19 Feb 2009 at 12:37 PM

CNBC: Secret UBS Accounts Held Over $14.8 Billion In Assets

By Equity Private

…or so says the Justice Department.
The situation (assets) is fluid.

Comments (36)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 12:45 PM

    U B Sucks

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 12:45 PM

    What about their “double secret” accounts?
    ~Dean Wormer

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 12:46 PM

    Sometime I amaze myself.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 12:48 PM

    Please include the Hilton family.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 12:49 PM

    Swiss in ‘bunch of crooks’ shocker…

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 12:50 PM

    An eye for an eye. These Iranians don’t mess around. I say “here, here!”
    http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/meast/02/19/acid.attack.victim/index.html

  7. 7
    Posted by e_anthony58 | February 19, 2009 at 12:51 PM

    Anyone going to the free taping with Shelia Bair and Erin B.?? They didnt get back to me. My only chance to see Erin. So sad. =(

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 12:52 PM

    definately didn’t include any employee bonus’

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 12:53 PM

    Who delivered the medical school cadaver to the international tax evasion meeting?

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 12:53 PM

    thats so…..BAD ASS!
    Man, if the SEC actually did half the job they should be doing, can you imagine how much gold they could uncover w/ these lowlife IBs?

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 12:55 PM

    Gold teeth

  12. 12
    Posted by peWonderWoman | February 19, 2009 at 12:56 PM

    I thought this was old news…

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 12:56 PM

    Gold teeth

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 12:57 PM

    bad or normal to get a boner from my former employer consistently getting burned?

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 12:57 PM

    How many CEOs, members of Congress, and Bush and Obama administration officials will be on these rolls?
    Maybe the A-listers can join Wesley Snipes in FPMITA prison.

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 1:04 PM

    Now that you mention it, the fact that they would fuck Wesley Snipes and not the other 9,000 of these fucks just goes to show you how criminal this whole operation is.
    It’s baffling when you think about it. Biggest depression since 29-33/35, caused in no small part by the cheating, lieing, lawbreaking sacks of shit, and not only are they all escaping jail sentences but they are getting billions of dollars to rescue companies in which they own millions of shares.
    At least in China the executives who screw millions of people get shot.

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 1:04 PM

    Capone would come in right around #2 behind Madoff in today’s dollars

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 1:09 PM

    twee twee tweet tweet tweet!
    UBSucks!

  19. 19
    Posted by peWonderWoman | February 19, 2009 at 1:10 PM

    I thought this was old news…

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 1:14 PM

    @2
    Capone did 10 years of hard labor for owing $215,080.48 in taxes for profits from gambling operations in the years 1925-1927. This is around $2.5 million in today’s money using the CPI for conversions.

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 1:18 PM

    The Swiss are the world’s biggest whores. Nazis, Marc Rich, any criminal can show up with money and they’ll provide “discretion.”

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 1:19 PM

    53 THOUSAND?
    That’s got to be most of the American elite.
    This country is more corrupt than the Roman Empire.

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 1:21 PM

    Michelle Caruso Cabrera just said she doesn’t think giving the names is fair using her point that our government when asked by other governments about their money in our country refuses to comply.

  24. 24
    Posted by peWonderWoman | February 19, 2009 at 1:22 PM

    I thought this was old news…

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 1:24 PM

    Just waiting for Geithner’s name to show up. He’s a pro at this.

  26. 26
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 1:29 PM

    Why couldn’t Bush have just invaded Switzerland instead of Iraq?
    Would’ve been a hell of alot easier and the take would have been mich greater.

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 1:33 PM

    @ 10
    Every spring, the toilets explode.

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 1:42 PM

    so that’s where Benie put the money….

  29. 29
    Posted by Gordon Gekko | February 19, 2009 at 1:46 PM

    EP,
    who stole who’s tagline “You and Us (And the IRS)”??
    http://www.portfolio.com/news-markets/international-news/portfolio/2009/02/18/Swiss-Bank-Secrecy-Breached?tid=true

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 1:50 PM

    @24
    she’s retarded.

  31. 31
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 2:17 PM

    peWonderWoman@#25 & Earlier…
    This is old news. Last time it was 14,000 names that Sen. Levin was after. WTF ever happened to that list of assholes??
    The Guy from Delaware

  32. 32
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 2:57 PM

    Lot of rich scumbags sweating bullets in their beds these days……take your meds folks and get ready to look good in an orange jumpsuit……

  33. 33
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 3:10 PM

    If you want to know what is going on in the financial world today….FOX BUSINESS NEWS. Get you cable provider off his ass.

  34. 34
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 4:21 PM

    As long as the situation is fluid then I’m OK with it.
    SPODE

  35. 35
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 4:47 PM

    @24: Please learn to use commas.

  36. 36
    Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 5:02 PM

    I was hoping it was 50bn. If anyone sees a misplaced 50bn please send it to New York City.

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