With the Wall Street employees whose names may be made public by hedge fund employee-cum-madam Kristin Davis (left). Unfortunately SpitzorSwallows didn't have the same bright idea to put the ladies on his employer's tab, like Davis says her financial services clients did, charging around $2,000 to their corporate cards, but what can you do. Big K will be talkin' prosties tonight on 20/20, at which time she may or may not start outing people. Until then, she's offered this teaser. If anyone sounds familiar, let us know:
* the CEO of one of the country's largest private equity firms who met "Cameron" at the Peninsula Hotel* an investment banker from Lehman Brothers who saw "Kelsey and Keely together" and later saw "Aria and Skyler at the same time"
* an investment banker at JP Morgan Securities who "loves Brooke" and spent $41,600
* a major New York real estate developer who, according to the list, "will come to the door wearing women's panties"
* an investment banker at Goldman Sachs who "only wanted all-American girls" and spent $27,000
* a managing director from Merrill Lynch who saw "Lana" using the name "Nataly"* a managing director from Deutsche Bank "who called about seeing Nataly again"
CEOs, Bankers Used Corporate Cards for Sex, Says NY Madam [ABC News]
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 10:07AM
Fake
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 10:10AM
Seriously?! $41k He overpaid big time unless she was on 24 hr call in his office. And who tells these girls where they work?
Posted by Anal_yst , Feb 06, 2009 10:12AM
@2
I believe Freud would say its a deep subconscious desire to express their true desires/nature/whatever, although given my hangover, my psychoanalytical abilities might be a bit off, but I digress...
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 10:13AM
(hyper NBC voice as credits roll):
"Don't miss Joan Rivers guest appearing on "Celebrity Apprentice" this Sunday....up next, a new "Office" followed by 30 Rock..."
(insert NBC theme on the xylophone)
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 10:16AM
too alexis, didn't arquette
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 10:17AM
Buying puts on Kristin Davis.
We've all seen this story before. "Madame" threatens to reveal list of clients and decides to commit suicide right before releasing the information. A lot of very high powered reputations could be on the line and if those numbers are accurate, I'm sure there are people for hire who would jump at the chance for a $40k payoff. Morbid, but true.
Anyone want to take the other side of this trade?
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 10:17AM
She is a man!
http://www.nypost.com/seven/03272008/news/regionalnews/hookers/photo11.htm
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 10:19AM
too big, can't be true
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 10:20AM
this is going to be good - getting the popcord.....
Posted by StillNoCouch , Feb 06, 2009 10:23AM
I'd do:
1. Buffy
2. Bess
3. Kristin Davis
4. A short on the company that makes biodegradable BoA coffee mugs
#1 and #2 are a toss up, but #3's a definate tossed salad.
#4's a given.
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 10:27AM
Before you start popping the corn, are there really enough bold names using a corporate card for this to fill an entire segment? Also, as far as naming names, not sure that's gonna happen. Someone like Spitz is a public person, so he's fair game. Not so, for example, for a random MD at JPM.
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 10:31AM
* A PE rockstar that is hung like a horse and is not allowed to book the same girl twice since they instantly fall in love with him and get very clingy and teary after more than one meeting.
oh yeah ladies, that's me
PEB
Posted by Lowly Assistant , Feb 06, 2009 10:39AM
Are my eyes playing tricks, or is that an inverted cross?
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 10:40AM
too Anna - couldn't Nicole
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 10:42AM
Maybe I don't understand something - why DOESN'T she release the names? It isn't like she can start that kind of business again. Why NOT make them public? Is she just hoping for a payoff by threatening to? Because, personally I'd love to know those names, and if she can't have her business, I don't know why the i-bankers should have unblemished livelihoods either.
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 10:42AM
Bio -
Kristen Davis, a busty bottle blonde who hails from a rough-and-tumble California trailer park, has a reputation for hard-partying, shameless self-promotion and a rumored 10,000-name-long client list.
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 10:43AM
I love you JohnyCakes!
Gaspasquingili
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 10:45AM
No doubt she has multimillion dollar book and movie deals being thrown her way right now. Just like the DC Madame before he untimely "suicide." Let's just hope Kristin decides the fame and fortune is worth it.
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 10:47AM
Don't ever discuss poontang at a restaurant in Canada. A waitress heard me and brought me a bunch of fench fried potatoes covered in some kind of cheesy gravy.
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 10:52AM
Dang y'all the New York Post sure is something aint it?! The Charlotte Observer needs to step their game up.
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 11:05AM
http://www.break.com/index/barbed-wire-ruins-pig-romance.html
Can see KD pictured of above (video left) and anonymous MD (video right) - MD feeling the sting of the economy
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 11:06AM
The finance industry is a moral vacuum.
Posted by TheBlackstoneGroupie , Feb 06, 2009 11:12AM
"Dirty Rotten Filthy $tinking Rich" by Warrant
Italian cars as long as my street
I'm gonna wear exotic animals
On my feet
Pretty rocks on my fingers
Pretty bells on my toes
Lots of caviar for my mouth
Maybe I'll even pierce my nose
BRIDGE
Give me, give me just half a chance
To lead you in this corporate dance
And I'll be dirty rotten filthy $tinking rich
Hu Huu Ha Huu Ho Huu
Sign it all in the palm of my hand
Nothing gonna get in the way
Do you understand
I got a house
I got a jet
I got a Rolls Royce painted blue
The only thing that's left
Is for me to own you too
BRIDGE
I'm gonna have more money than you have ever seen
Baby I just want all the frills
I'm gonna insluate my body in green (mee too)
I'm going to light my cigarettes with $100 bills
BRIDGE
Give me give me just half a chance
To take you on a hopeless romance
And I'll be
Dirty rotten fithy $tinking rich
I told you what I want
I want bank accounts
And I want cd's
I want early term roll overs
I want everything!
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 11:14AM
That's no woman, she's a man, man.
-Dayman - fighter of the nightman
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 11:20AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUA0ai0XxRU
Things ain't the same as they used to be...(sigh) - no more team dinner's at Jay Jay's Cafe (aka FD's)
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 11:30AM
#24, ahhh yeah, that a Tranny alright Manny! Could be one of Gasparino's wet dreams. Those bazoombas could actually muzzle the old blowhard for a few minutes if thrust in his face at the proper angle, maybe she should be sent over to CNBC?
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 11:34AM
1. That is a man. Looks to be post-op (missing adam's apple)
2. Upside down cross. Nice.
3. Back in the 90's they busted a madam and she showed them a bunch of MS corporate AMEX receipts. The cops didn't do anything (they tend not to go after John's) and MS didn't do anything because the employees never filed expense reports for the hookers. These must be married guys because most single men have a segregated "hooker/drug account".
4. Top rate is probably around $2,000/hour so $40K is 20 hours with a hooker. Not a whole lot of time if you're locked in a hotel room with an 8-ball and a jelly jar full of viagra.
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 11:35AM
lawyers cold callling madoff clients
http://endofesq.com/?p=978
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 11:38AM
please take off this picture - or i won't be able to load up DB on my screen for the rest of the day.
Posted by Private , Feb 06, 2009 11:39AM
Is that Dog the Bounty Hunter?
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 11:45AM
@3. This is @2 again. You're probably right - still don't understand what these guys are thinking. You can get a hot 18 year old all-american for less than $500 /hour (or cheaper if you want) - pay cash, use a pre-paid cell to set up the arrangement and enjoy yourself... Just never forget it's all business - like Klaus said: 'Never fall in love with a whore.....!
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 11:48AM
@24 That show has gone south faster than BAC stock. Almost unwatcheable now.
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 11:49AM
@13. Yes. I didn't notice it over the tits at the time.
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 11:51AM
@32, I respectfully disagree. Greenman? Billboard model contest? Mack & Charlie die? That stuff is pure gold.
-BeckyBootFan (aka Dayman...master of karate)
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 11:58AM
Is this Tranny still working?
Posted by NotNasser , Feb 06, 2009 12:13PM
"a major New York real estate developer who, according to the list, 'will come to the door wearing women's panties'"
---
On my knees before a merciful Lord.
In this time of travail, dear God, let that turn out to be a john with bad hair whose name rhymes with 'hump'!
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 12:14PM
DAY BOW BOW
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 12:25PM
I can totally see The Donald answering the door wearing women's panties and black socks
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 12:49PM
I sure hope it isn't Larry Silverstein.That would be so very wrong...but if it was Steve Roth, well...
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 1:18PM
32 - go kill yourself, show's as good as ever.
laughs are cheap, I'm going for gasps..
Posted by guest , Feb 06, 2009 8:40PM
@31 - where do you meet these girls (seriously). I need this kind of arrangement.