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   Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 3:32 PM

   From the makers of SlapChop….
   Its JEWCLAW……

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   Posted by Private | February 10, 2009 at 3:32 PM

   He looks like the Duke Blue Devil

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   Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 3:33 PM

   HEEEYYYY YOUUUUU GUYYSSSSSSSSSSS!

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   Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 3:36 PM

   Now that’s a smart man. He learn’t all his hand gestures from Billy Mays.

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   Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 3:36 PM

   @1 is Geithner Jewish? I hear that is a questionable assertion. Apparently there was a big discussion about it on Wikipedia. Anyone know? Or care?

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   Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 3:37 PM

   No, Mr. Geihtner, you may not have my bag of gold!

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   Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 3:38 PM

   5 I was thinking the same thing. I’ve never met an MOT named Timothy. Rare as Mary for the female variety. It just doesn’t feel correct.

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   Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 3:39 PM

   I prefer Adam Smith’s invisible hand.

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   Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 3:40 PM

   HA HA @4 as I was reading your comment there was a commercial with Billy Mays about some magic scratch remover for cars.

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    Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 3:40 PM

    Ouuchh! Stop clawing me Timmy!!! Leave me alone!

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    Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 3:43 PM

    JEWWWDO CHOP!!

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    Posted by merkin capital partners | February 10, 2009 at 3:43 PM

    His middle name is Franz. There is a joke in there.

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    Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 3:52 PM

    No he isn’t Jewish, he was raised Episcopal, doesn’t go to church, was married as a Christian, and is named after the Christian saints Timothy and Francis, and though there are Jews with those, as we used to say, Christian names, it was never the way to bet.

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    Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 4:03 PM

    @3 Funny.

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    Posted by BSD | February 10, 2009 at 4:08 PM

    @7 Unfortunately Timothy Sykes is Jewish

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    Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 4:08 PM

    Geithner isnt jewish.

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    Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 4:30 PM

    what’s all this ‘safe cracking’ business about??

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    Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 4:45 PM

    Are those hand gestures telling us how to cheat on taxes?

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    Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 4:50 PM

    Someone needs to come up with a term for when timmy speaks and the market tanks…timmy tanked, etc.

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    Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 4:51 PM

    ohhhhh…those fingers make me hot!

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    Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 4:51 PM

    @16 Who thought it was a good idea to put a gentile in charge of the US Treasury? yeeeeeaaaaa

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    Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 4:52 PM

    @15 can’t they pull his JewCard?

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    Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 5:30 PM

    Tim is a dead ringer for Vigo, the character played by the late Wilhelm von Homburg in Ghostbusters II.

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    Posted by Anal_yst | February 10, 2009 at 5:34 PM

    @19
    I like that, the financial equivalent of gettin Rick Rolled, word

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    Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 6:05 PM

    @23
    In a castle of pain, in a house of skulls, I sat on a throne of derivatives ….

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    Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 7:06 PM

    Jewish is a state of mind…

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    Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 7:19 PM

    Elijah Wood does Frodo better than Tiny Tim with his elfin ears. Send him back to the TurboTax shire.

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    Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 8:09 PM

    Remember all the stories about what a behind-the-scenes hero Geithner was after the Bear Stearns bailout? What a difference a year makes. Steve Liesman would still give him a foot massage though.

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    Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 8:37 PM

    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=46225119
    that’s the guy, not Vigo

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    Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 11:57 PM

    They need to do a better job with the makeup concealing Keithner’s Klingon brow ridges.

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    Posted by guest | February 11, 2009 at 5:23 AM

    @19
    TTTTTTIIIIIIIIMMMMMBBBBBBBBBEEEERRR!

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    Posted by guest | February 11, 2009 at 10:12 AM

    baby arm!