Who wants somea this?
Dear Clients and Friends,Today, we are proud to announce the opening of Meredith Whitney Advisory Group, LLC.
Our new firm combines a unique approach of macro outlook, strategy, and company specific research. In addition to our signature style of thematic based industry analysis with expanded products, we will provide increased and unparalleled access to corporate management, government officials, regulators and thought leaders for a best in class client experience.
We are developing our new (and much more targeted) list of client partners now and hope that you chose to continue a relationship with our firm. If you are interested in establishing a business relationship with us, please contact us via the information below.
Thanks and all the best,
Meredith
http://www.meredithwhitneyllc.com
Posted by Investorcluzo , Feb 22, 2009 10:32PM
is she trying to run an advisory shop or a fashion house? the close up is a little too close...discuss. oh and ------------------------------------->
b1tches!
Posted by guest , Feb 22, 2009 10:35PM
I like where @1 is going. Bess, can we officially call it the House of Meredith?
Posted by guest , Feb 22, 2009 10:36PM
I'm not picky. I'd let her throw me in the Lou Thesz Press...
Posted by guest , Feb 22, 2009 10:41PM
The "Team" = just her? That site looks like a joke.
Posted by guest , Feb 22, 2009 10:45PM
I'd like to submit a resume. Anyone know how? this would be good training for my home life...
Posted by Investorcluzo , Feb 22, 2009 10:49PM
"ms. whitney has written prolifically about the current credit crisis"
excuse me, but wasn't that her job? you know, writing about banks and such? just askin'...
Posted by guest , Feb 22, 2009 10:56PM
I think she just jumped the shark.
Posted by guest , Feb 22, 2009 11:03PM
i think the entire world has jumped the shark.
this is the end, my only friend, the end.
Posted by guest , Feb 22, 2009 11:09PM
When did she become a vampire?
--Count Vikula
Posted by guest , Feb 22, 2009 11:21PM
muffie benson-perella is going to have a field day with this one
Posted by guest , Feb 22, 2009 11:25PM
Good grief
Posted by guest , Feb 22, 2009 11:29PM
When I got to the site I didn't know if I was trying to buy clothes or in need of advisory services...
Meredith Whitney = Wideclops II
Posted by guest , Feb 22, 2009 11:36PM
Good move chubs - black is the most slimming color, hides the hideous turkey neck...
Posted by Anal_yst , Feb 22, 2009 11:41PM
I like Mickey Rourke, but wtf is he doing playing Meredith Whitney?
Posted by StupidEquityGuy , Feb 23, 2009 12:18AM
Sir Anal,
Classic...
Peace,
~SEG
Posted by BorisBulldog , Feb 23, 2009 12:20AM
Amazing how you don't see ugly people put pictures of themselves on websites, brochures or real esate broker cards.
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 12:20AM
But will MWA sell sexual stamina drugs that her husband markets?
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 12:39AM
check out the team page
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 12:39AM
check out the "tIem" page
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 12:42AM
It's on like Donkey Kong and M-Dub is going to bring the pain bitches. She's do'n it for all the little M-Dubsters out there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLksGr6Wdd0
SPODE
Posted by Equity Private , Feb 23, 2009 12:50AM
#19:
There is no "I" in "Team".
(There is an "M" and an "E" though).
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 12:57AM
Truly, a MILF...?
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 12:58AM
Is this going to be another "Devil wears Prada" scenario?
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 1:06AM
Sneak peak of tomorrow mornings sales meeting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03fwMDhU_vU&feature=PlayList&p=A87DBCE85804C484&playnext=1&index=66
We don't take "no" for an answer. The black coat doesn't make you look fat, your face does.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDWrAwXSVh8
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 1:21AM
I thinks we'all no who controls the Matrix around hear.
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Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 1:38AM
@ 25
... I actually said "OMG"
SPODEr, bud... step back from the ledge, my friend:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdgCajndgNw
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 1:38AM
She's sexy can I jump her?
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 2:55AM
I like that the "team" is just Meridith Whitney. I guess there is an I in Meridith Whitney's team.
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 2:55AM
SPODE you colour my black and whites, but like 26 says, stay safe.
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 2:56AM
wow SPODE, that may be the first ASCII art ever to grace the esteemed dealbreaker comment section
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 2:59AM
oh i like how she doesn't even mention the name of the firm she worked at from 93-98.
yes she IS willing to mention first union, so the prior one must just be shockingly unprestigious.
Posted by Equity Private , Feb 23, 2009 3:43AM
"oh i like how she doesn't even mention the name of the firm she worked at from 93-98."
That would violate the non-disparagement clause.
Posted by trojan , Feb 23, 2009 3:49AM
her chin looks like my knee. after the longboarding accident.
also i know bess will have this up soon so ill swing it first
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/21/nyregion/21scam.html?_r=2&ref=business
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 5:54AM
she's been shopping with suzie ormand.
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 6:50AM
@4-Agreed. This place has to be a "joke" if she is the entire "team".
MW-Don't u need deep benches to provide all the services your LLC is promising? & BTW that picture is inappropriate for a business brochure & makes u look real old: posting it on "J-Date" might get u a better response.
-clooless
Posted by Seaman Bodine II , Feb 23, 2009 6:56AM
funny but given what i've seen in the industry as of late (and being 15+ in hedge funds), it seems like an emphatic close to the era of buy side supernova type magnetism...when celeberity analysts bail on their firms to go, not to their own fund, but to their own buy side shop
fitting end
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 7:07AM
MWA--Meredith With Attitude?
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 7:25AM
See, I knew that when we finally got that closeup it would be something to behold.
Scary in black.
I wouldn't pile-drive it.
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 7:43AM
Is this the press junket for Josh Brolin's new film?
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3876951808/nm0000982
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 8:52AM
she looka likea man!
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 8:57AM
Here bio text is a image file.
Fail.
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 9:04AM
Da perfect wrestling wife. I thinka she shoot upa da steroid.
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 9:10AM
She'll never get robot legs.
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 9:19AM
She looks pretty bullish for a perpetual bear
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 9:20AM
Elaine Garzarelli of the 2000's
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 9:24AM
@7 I think she ate the Shark
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 9:25AM
She's looking for a TV gig. She knows there's little more upside for her investment calls. She got it right on the way down so go out on top.
Ivy Zelman hasnt exactly been minting it....
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 9:29AM
Wideclops II
Electric Bugaloo!
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 10:02AM
It's always a fine thing to highlight the swell of the tits in official promotional material.
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 10:21AM
You guys are harsh. I would hit that. It's like pizza, even when it's bad, it's still pretty good
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 10:36AM
Meredith said "even Stephen Hawking couldn't solve Citi."
Snap!!
He responds:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCDXeJGCiWg&feature=related
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 10:44AM
Is she running this business from a hotel on Lex?
Meredith Whitney Advisory Group LLC
420 Lexington Avenue
Suite 1430
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 10:47AM
I never noticed before how much she looks like a Noel filly.
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 11:53AM
Woof?
Yeah, I think that covers it.
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 12:16PM
MWA?
Milf with Attitude?
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 12:19PM
@52 - No, a UPS Store mail box...........
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 1:19PM
TGFD, please comment.
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 1:24PM
Bulldog
Posted by guest , Feb 23, 2009 1:28PM
Elain Garzarelli....wow
Some geezers on this board;
nice to see its not all diaper douches who missed .com AND 2000's boom
Posted by guest , Feb 24, 2009 1:15PM
Muriel Siebert's love child