• 18 Feb 2009 at 12:06 PM

Let’s Go Get Our Money

torch_mobw.jpgCan you imagine anything more pointless than rushing to Antigua to try and salvage your deposits from an institution after the investigation is in full swing and the SEC has labeled the entire endeavor a fraud? What is left to do at that point? “Besiege” the offices, of course, as if there is a vault there, and you have only to wait them out until they provide you with the key to a safety deposit box that contains your pro-rata share of the loot.
The entire scene smacks of desperation, as if life savings were tied up in the bank’s coffers. And after Made-off, who in the world would deposit their life savings in a single institution?

The reverberations from Texas billionaire Sir Allen Stanford’s alleged $8bn fraud continued to spread on Wednesday, as Antiguan authorities attempted to calm panicked locals who had been queuing up to withdraw money from a Stanford-owned retail bank.
Depositors attempted to withdraw their money from the Bank of Antigua the day after Mr Stanford was charged by US securities regulators over a “massive” investment fraud through Stanford International Bank, the cricket bankroller’s Antigua-based offshore bank.

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Mr Stanford’s operations in Venezuela and Panama have been similarly besieged, with hundreds of depositors attempting to withdraw their investments from local offices of SIB, Reuters reported.

And if there is no cash left? Well then, burn the witch! I think we’d actually pay good money to cover that. (Especially in Antigua). We kid… we kid. (We’re serious!)
Panicked Antiguans besiege Stanford bank [The Financial Times]

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Comments (69)

  1. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 12:10 PM

    Moronic Congressmen are saying they will donate their campaign contributions from the crook to charity. It wasn’t his money to give them in the first place and it’s not theirs to give to charity. They should return their bribes, I mean political contributions to the victims.

  2. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 12:15 PM

    was this markopoulous’ lead as promised? if that guy didn’t humiliate the whole inept regulatory system i don’t know what will.

  3. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 12:18 PM

    Jump back, what’s that sound?
    Here she comes, full blast and top down
    Hot shoe, burnin’ down the avenue
    Model citizen, zero discipline
    Don’t ya know she’s coming home with me
    You’ll lose her in that turn
    I’ll get her!
    Panama, Panama
    Panama, Panama

  4. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 12:18 PM

    Sir Allen Stanford. Sir? Queen of England or a pole dancer in Antiquia.

  5. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 12:18 PM

    Sir Allen Stanford. Sir? Queen of England or a pole dancer in Antiquia.

  6. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 12:21 PM

    Where is Antiquia? Moron

  7. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 12:22 PM

    @4/5- your homophobic comment would’ve been better if you’d managed to spell a-n-t-i-g-u-a correctlyl.

  8. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 12:24 PM

    @7 correctlyl….

  9. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 12:25 PM

    Hopefull this practice of Americans calling people “Sir” will stop because of this.
    We won the war vs. the British, stop licking their boots.

  10. Posted by merkin capital partners | February 18, 2009 at 12:30 PM

    shhh Karl is speaking

  11. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 12:31 PM

    @9 good point, the second stimulus bill has the following lines inserted:
    “Any non-British person who uses ‘cheers’ in place of ‘thank you’ or uses the word ‘bespoke’ instead of ‘custom’ will be sent to Gitmo”.

  12. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 12:32 PM

    Anyone listening to Messiah now? Do you get the sense that he has no idea what is going on economically?

  13. Posted by merkin capital partners | February 18, 2009 at 12:36 PM

    “it will not help the irresponsible” (applause)
    “i’ll give you all a unicorn” (applause)
    No questions please.

  14. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 12:36 PM

    Demagogue(noun)
    1 : a leader who makes use of popular prejudices and false claims and promises in order to gain power

  15. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 12:38 PM

    you dont know that refinancing is available..that will you help you…

  16. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 12:39 PM

    Does anyone have an account with Stanford Financial? What are they telling you?

  17. Posted by Equity Private | February 18, 2009 at 12:39 PM

    “Demagogue(noun)
    1 : a leader who makes use of popular prejudices and false claims and promises in order to gain power”
    Not sure this applies actually. He delivered on the paying the mortgage thing.

  18. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 12:42 PM

    @6 lighten up or take your prozac – it’s a typo MORON!

  19. Posted by Lowly Assistant | February 18, 2009 at 12:43 PM

    15 obviously hates black people.

  20. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 12:44 PM

    I am of the opinion that all of this is ManBearPig’s fault.

  21. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 12:46 PM

    obama has absolutely no idea what he is doing.

  22. Posted by Seaman Bodine II | February 18, 2009 at 12:46 PM

    who are the fucking tools screaming whenever that fucking pinko opens his mouth
    in this defining moment

  23. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 12:47 PM

    @23 it’s a clap track. the same one he brought along on the campaign

  24. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 12:50 PM

    ManBearPig, I’m serial.

  25. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 12:52 PM

    22= racist eskimo adopted by Bristol Palin

  26. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 1:00 PM

    I see Markopolos hands on this one.
    “The current S.E.C. charges stem from an inquiry opened in October 2006 after a routine exam of Stanford Group, according to Stephen J. Korotash, an associate regional director of enforcement with the agency’s Fort Worth office.
    He said the S.E.C. “stood down” on its investigation at the time at the request of another federal agency, which he declined to name, but resumed the inquiry in December 2008. ”
    By the way, was the other federal agency the DEA?
    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/18/business/18stanford.html?_r=1&scp=1&sq=%22stood%20down%22&st=cse
    Read bitches!

  27. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 1:01 PM

    How is it that any criticism at all directed towards ‘Our Dear Leader’ is refuted by calls that the person is racist?

  28. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 1:03 PM

    @6/@7 ooooh the humorless huffington post-its have infiltrated Dealbreaker! — correcting spelling?homophobic? “Sir’s” are knighted by the Queen of England. (That would have been the ‘Shakespeare in Love’ class at Yale – attended mostly by the water polo team) SIR Stanford was given the title by an official in a-n-t-i-g-u-a, which in it’s self is an oxymoron (look it up it’s not a slam on the isadvantaged).

  29. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 1:10 PM

    Nuke Antigua. It’s about the right size.

  30. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 1:30 PM

    @30
    It’s the only way to be sure.

  31. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 1:31 PM

    If you want to know which Sir Beethoven Jones, Governor General of Antigua, knighted Stanford and said “Rise, Sir Stanford of the Order of the Gold Mojito of Antigua,” it’s all over on Clusterstock with a lot of stuff about Antigua and shell companies, and everything else.
    And don’t forget the Dead Accountant of SIB and Antigua Bank, and his daughter operating out of a row house in a smelly London suburb.

  32. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 1:34 PM

    @29 Can you say snarky douche?

  33. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 1:35 PM

    If you want to know which Sir Beethoven Jones, Governor General of Antigua, knighted Stanford and said “Rise, Sir Stanford of the Order of the Gold Mojito of Antigua,” it’s all over on Clusterstock with a lot of stuff about Antigua and shell companies, and everything else.
    And don’t forget the Dead Accountant of SIB and Antigua Bank, and his daughter operating out of a row house in a smelly London suburb.

  34. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 1:44 PM

    Killer that blacks who are totally consumed with their color call everyone else racist. So much confidence in this dim tool ONLY because he’s the ‘first’ black president? This is a freaking nightmare. Are we voting color now? My vote is to dump this idiot and get ourselves any color PH.d from the University of Chicago. If we do that we might get out of this by the time my two year old is 40. BTW correcting spelling?? LOL. Hey Yalie guest – I took rocks for jocks (crew team)- great gut.

  35. Posted by trojan | February 18, 2009 at 1:56 PM

    nuff people say they know they cant believe,
    antigua we have a bobsled team
    we have the one derice,
    and the one junior,
    yule brenner,
    and the man sanka
    the fastest of the fastest of antiguan sprinters,
    go to olymipcs,
    fight for antigua
    the fastest of the fastest of antiguan sprinters,
    respect to the man irv blitser

  36. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 1:58 PM

    @33 – take you a long time to come up with that?

  37. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 1:59 PM

    @36 Cool Runnings reference…well done

  38. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 1:59 PM

    #35 in real time he is an excellent academic and professor–at the U Chicago Law School. There was a TV special showing him teaching and interacting with students, and I’m sorry to say it was all good. No handle for Limbaugh anywhere, unlike Newt Gingrich’s pose as an Am Hist expert, which was full of mistakes and pretty thin.
    Spin it some other way.

  39. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:00 PM

    @37 Not really, came right to me d bag

  40. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:01 PM

    Nuns, they have tits two.

  41. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:04 PM

    @39 Them that can’t teach.

  42. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:05 PM

    DB is turning into Drudge.
    KILL THOSE NIGGERS

  43. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:08 PM

    @43
    I bet they enjoy this and think is funny:
    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2188454/posts

  44. Posted by Equity Private | February 18, 2009 at 2:19 PM

    “How is it that any criticism at all directed towards ‘Our Dear Leader’ is refuted by calls that the person is racist?”
    That’s nothing. Try posting a photo of the dear leader and see what happens.

  45. Posted by bobinthehook | February 18, 2009 at 2:49 PM

    Excerpted comments from Chairman Sir Allen (or is it Sir Chairman Allen)in the latest Stanford Eagle magazine.
    There has never been, and there will never be, an easy way to make money. It requires discipline, knowledge, experience, hard work and plain common
    sense. When most in our industry were quick to jump on the easy path to perceived big profits in the securitized debt market, we decided not to follow.
    The reason Stanford did not get sucked up into the subprime debacle was very simple: since we could not clearly define the risk, the potential reward
    became irrelevant.

  46. Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 3:34 PM

    Remember, that’s not Stanford University, which has disproven his claim to be related to either Leland Stanford, Sr or Jr. Even “distantly” which he fell back. Even “in any way.” The Stanford Eagle is his own mag with the Great Stanford Eagle all employees are required to wear at all times as a golden pin and replace them at their own expense when they lose one.
    Also, by “the ancestral Stanford financial business dates back to the Depression days in our family, when discipline knowledge and plain common balls were already our motto” blah blah blah his flacks meant “My granddaddy and my daddy were insurance salesmen in Mexia TX 20 mi outside of Waco.”

  47. Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 5:46 PM

    @43, shouldn’t you be at the Klan rally? Don’t forget your white sheets.

  48. Posted by guest | February 19, 2009 at 5:53 PM

    EP@45–
    “Wrong thinking is punishable. Right thinking will be as quickly rewarded. You will find it an effective combination.”

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