Hey-ooo, anyone need a job? Maria Bartiromo reports that everyone’s favorite Dollar Dominatrix is leaving employer Oppenheimer and breaking out on her own and she needs enterprising minions like yourselves! The shop, officially called Meredith Whitney Advisors, will be up and running by early March. It’ll start out with research, investment banking and capital markets activity will soon follow and then, the world. Obviously the full service shop will provide a lengthy number of services you won’t find anywhere else. Interested? Must hate Citi, and have an open mind re: spreaders, truss bars, and the like. Apply today. (It’s a start up, so you’ll need to provide your own testicle clamps.)
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- Use the Bloomberg command
NH BLG_DEALBREAKER <GO>
to access Dealbreaker
what’s inquity?
As sure as EOP’s sale and BX’s IPO marked the top, this will mark the bottom.
Somebody call the waaaaahmbulance, its Meredith Whitney!
@2 – I bet Meredith would like to mark YOUR bottom.
She will have the same incredible success as Ron Insana.
Meredith Whitnet Advisers corporate slogan:
“IF YOU CAN’T BEAT THEM….JOIN THEM!”
Meredith Whitney Advisers corporate slogan:
“IF YOU CAN’T BEAT THEM….JOIN THEM!”
@2
Interesting, unless she got pushed out by too many calls from Pandit to her bosses.
@1 – Not quity, of course. Duh.
That will be one hell of a competitor for jefferies. the rest of the world won’t give a fuck.
@10 huh? Try to make some sense
It won’t be long before she joins Blogett at Silicon alley.
Can we have the picture with the dead Zebra, thanks.
Merideth Whitney jumps the shark.
What is a Jefferies?
This will fold by mid 2010.
Her first hire is the Gimp
@1, subordinated to equity. It’s pretty risky
Bess – youdabess. Marry me.
@9 – excellent. Thanks for the BUH-HAW.
Bess – youdabess. Marry me.
@9 – excellent. Thanks for the BUH-HAW.
@11 – let me know when it your time to occupie the family braincell. then i will explain you. bitch.
I can’t wait until all you loser “bulge” bracket types get shit canned with no bonus or severance (also known as a BK).
Jefferies is a good company (I don’t work there) and this intellectual superiority that you all seem to believe you have is as fictitious as the gains booked from 2004-2007.
NATIONALIZE C, BAC, MS, JPM and GS SO I DON’T HAVE TO LISTEN TO THEIR ANALYSTS AND ASSOCIATES SPOUT NONESENSE OUT OF THEIR STD FILLED MOUTHS ANYMORE.
Thanks,
The Real Management
@22
It seems like people have been kicking a lot of sand in your face but dont be a whiner, because, nobody like a whiner.
now back to work bitch, i own you.
PEB
@19 and @20 here. (sorry for the stutterpost).
@21: check your greencard. seems you failed the English/spelling/grammar/punctuation portion of your GED. therefore, you may have terminated your rights to be an American?
@24
seems you failed the career portion of your life. back to applying for analyst positions at jefferies. bitch.
Bess – green is your color.
I hope Meredith isn’t the new Muriel Siebert. However, if you put her and Dana Telsey together, you might have something. Just saying…
MMA, MWA, WWF, and the WWE, it’s all so confusing. Which one requires knowledge of how to do a pile driver?
And the number perk at Meredith Wrestling Association, you get a dead animal on the wall.
SPODE
That’s a great picture of her.
How come we never mock the fact that her husband is a professional wrestler? I mean, really?
Somewhere, Gob Bluth is saying, “Come on!”
@30- somewhere GOB bluth is saying “come on!” to you, who apparently is not familiar with the search function.
http://dealbreaker.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-search.cgi?IncludeBlogs=10&search=whitney+husband&searchsubmit.x=0&searchsubmit.y=0&searchsubmit=submit
@17 that is funny as hell
@25 – based on your write at @21, looks like your meds finally kicked in.
Glad you found the right dosage!
Your friend,
@24
@33 my balls in your mouth.