Really? This is all we get? Does anyone else feel used?
To The Oppenheimer Team,
Today will be my last day at the firm, and I wanted to extend a sincere thank you to you all for all of your great help. I feel fortunate to have been apart of such a nice culture. Thank you.
My new contact information is [redacted].
All my best,
Meredith






Posted by guest , Feb 18, 2009 5:18PM
brrrrr
Posted by guest , Feb 18, 2009 5:19PM
Short and to the point. Just like Citi's demise!
Posted by guest , Feb 18, 2009 5:21PM
She gave me the clap in high school...I'm surprised she wrote at all.
Posted by guest , Feb 18, 2009 5:22PM
What the [redacted] is up with that?
Quite the economy with words. Any chance that she's just been a front (pun intended) for Steve Eisman all this time?
Posted by guest , Feb 18, 2009 5:24PM
"apart"
Posted by guest , Feb 18, 2009 5:26PM
Cold as ice.
Posted by guest , Feb 18, 2009 5:27PM
@5 - Freudian slip fo sho'.
Posted by guest , Feb 18, 2009 5:28PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO9SFsbIVhA&feature=related
Posted by Anal_yst , Feb 18, 2009 5:30PM
"f*ck you, f*ck you, f*ck you, you're cool, i'm out, peace b!tches!"
Posted by Lowly Assistant , Feb 18, 2009 5:32PM
She didn't even have the decency to let her fellow bitches know that all ball-gags could now be removed and discarded? Icy-hot.
Posted by guest , Feb 18, 2009 5:41PM
MWA will be recruiting all next week at:
BODYSLAM U School of Pro-Wrestling
209 Jefferson Ave.
Hasbrouck Heights NJ 07064
http://bodyslamu.com/
Below is John Cena performing the F-U on Kurt Angel. Bess use to have a "thing" for Cena, so I kicked his ass. Then I kicked Chuck Norris' ass just for the fuck of it. You're probably saying, "SPODE has some mad skills." Damn right bitches, I'm a Bad Ass Motherfucker Times Seven -BAMFX7-
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:CenaF-U.jpg
SPODE
Posted by guest , Feb 18, 2009 5:43PM
SPODE
You are a weird dude.
But we like you.
Posted by guest , Feb 18, 2009 5:45PM
What is SPODE?
CHOADE
Posted by guest , Feb 18, 2009 5:47PM
@SPODE
Fantastic. That made my day, as always!
Posted by guest , Feb 18, 2009 5:48PM
this has GOTTA be the bottom in financial stocks. This chick going out on her own is the perfect signal.
Posted by guest , Feb 18, 2009 5:52PM
@15 - Go ahead, then, and back up the truck. Just make sure to hedge your longs with a couple metric ass-tons of ball gags. Ya never know ...
Posted by guest , Feb 18, 2009 5:55PM
That took balls.
Posted by Investorcluzo , Feb 18, 2009 5:58PM
@15 - I will gladly sell you december $10 calls on wfc...bottom my a$$. the only bottom we are seeing is that of investment banking. the boutiques will reign for the next several years (save for everyone's beloved gs)
Posted by guest , Feb 18, 2009 6:08PM
wow, she can't even be bothered to check her very brief goodbye email for errors? she hates everyone there.
Posted by guest , Feb 18, 2009 6:23PM
Whitney reminds me of Elaine Garzarelli just before she left Lehman for bigger and better things ......
whoops
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Posted by guest , Feb 18, 2009 6:27PM
Sje was hated at Oppenheimer , and no one cares about her A-Rod - like support of her teammates
Posted by Student_Driver , Feb 18, 2009 7:10PM
I feel fortunate to have been APART (sic) of such a nice culture.
Posted by guest , Feb 18, 2009 7:40PM
Long Citi?
Posted by guest , Feb 18, 2009 8:30PM
Saw this movie before, starring Dana Telsey.
Posted by guest , Feb 18, 2009 8:57PM
What's wrong?
You can kiss her cold ass when she exits the front door.
Posted by guest , Feb 18, 2009 8:59PM
I'm sure that Merry gave her goodbyes personally with a hug and this was the statement she knew would be leaked and published by her fans.
That woman has a mind like a steel trap. What better time to open a firm, the street is flush with talent longing for a challenge.
Posted by guest , Feb 18, 2009 9:14PM
To The Oppenheimer Team,
Today will be my last day at the firm, and I wanted to extend a sincere fuck you to you all for all of your fucking fuck ups. I feel fortunate to be leaving apart of such a shitty culture. Fuck you.
My new contact information is 1-800-HOGS-4YOU
All the best losers,
Meredith
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz-4NYJtORA&feature=rec-HM-r2
Posted by redpandot , Feb 18, 2009 9:36PM
@18 ditto.
Posted by guest , Feb 18, 2009 9:54PM
I guess she isn't into foreplay
Posted by guest , Feb 18, 2009 9:57PM
she was universally despised at the firm and in for a rude awakening at her own shop. Although she does enjoy getting pile drived every night by a steroid freak.
Posted by guest , Feb 19, 2009 12:10AM
There's never been a better time to start a minority-owned business on Wall Street... All the best, Chubby!
Posted by guest , Feb 19, 2009 2:30AM
It won't be Long for Citi.
Posted by guest , Feb 19, 2009 7:33AM
Didn't she maul another chick the other day in stamford when they messed with her chimp food?
Posted by guest , Feb 19, 2009 7:52AM
#34
Wrong chimp
Posted by guest , Feb 19, 2009 8:01AM
I feel used.
And I love it.