Apparently the CFO title was BS (“I was just a…bookkeeper”) and she’s got no money. It’s boring. But there are some choice photos of the couple in ostensibly happier (cheesier) times. And perhaps this will give Ruth Madoff the courage to forward and sell her husband out.
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Too wide, didn’t clops.
She’s hot hot hot!
I would shrenk it
Uh, why does she need her attorney for a one-on-one interview?
to stop her in the (likely) event she says something stupid (incriminating).
I would bang her. Maybe she would become a hooker
face like a swiss cheese, only doable from behind and no reacharounds
Matt Lauer and Charlie Gasbagero…seprated at birth?
I would bang her. Maybe she would become a hooker
@5
Understood. However, the attorney isn’t sitting close enough to shove a sock down her throat in that event …
Looks like it was all well rehersed.
I feel bad for her. She has 3 kids and the stupid husband destroyed the lives of his clients and his own kids.
Bookkeeper, Receptionist, Director of Morale, whatever. When you sign off on regulatory documents as “CFO”, that means you put your ass on the line.
Good luck in jail, sweetheart.
Behind every successful Ponzi schemer stands a greedy dizzy broad.
Gasbagachips wants to do Matt Lauer in the Equinox steam room while getting scooped from behind by the Ratigan.
Wow is she dumb…I think the court should sentence her to 18 months in an ESL class.
@11 women commenting on this site?!?! whatever next?
@16- what makes you think @11 is a woman?
@17 read 11′s comment again and then shut the fuck up!
The bull dykes in federal fist me in the cooter prision will devour her…..
he actually reminds of of a cross between Gasparino and the guy who plays Matt Parkman on Heroes
Love how she throws in the “things started changing…with THE AFFAIR”
Gotta shore up that female pity support before she gets indited.
“My focus was always my family, it was never the company”
Why was she “CFO” of the company then?
I hope those kids have supportive grandparents, because they’re about to get raised by them.
Females are weak and are only good for making sandwiches.
Charles Gaspaghoul
Affleck plays the husband, Reese Witherspoon is the wife. Cheesy made-for-TV flick.
The funniest thing is that it’s so rehearsed that even Matt Lauer is feeding her lines.
This interview is merely a build-up to the inevitable “I’m too dumb to have possibly understood what he was doing” defense.
Keep talking, sugar. The prosecutors have got to be licking their chops at playing back statements like “I was just there to help him.”
@18- I did, you fucking cockbag. Perhaps there are men who, despite having penises, realize this guy is a dbag? Obviously not someone of your minute intellect, but other men.
27 — Go back to Chelsea with the rest of your kind.
@27 back to trappedinthecloset.com
@28- what’s it like being a homophobe mysoginist on the outside and being a guy who jerks off to male prison porn on the inside, all the while insisting “i’m no fag”?
Perhaps you missed the part of the story where she was making $10K/month to “care more about the family than the company” and withdrew $65K out of the company accounts.
Not saying she knew what her husband was doing, but pulling out that much money for her big house and clothes, why would you care to question it?
27 – I am a man, I do have a penis, and I do realize that guy is a dbag. 18 is still bitter about getting carpet bombed by a gaggle of meth/Viagra-fueled man-bears in the Equinox steam room.
@27
How can a person drive 17 miles without realizing they have a corpse under their vehicle? Much less the ‘effort’ required to pick up said corpse?
Evidence says it must have been a woman driving.
There is an add on Craigs List for a job opportunity as Chaz Gasbag’s fluffer. Good pay, benefits, dental. Required to dress up as a man baby every other Sunday. Only serious inquiries, thank you.
@27 its 18 here, i will happily fight you. you work in tech somewhere right?!?! i’m thinking BAC. just tell me where and when.
@27 bull dyke
@35 awesome – the winner will get the world lightweight the backoffice loser belt.
DB must cover this.
27, you need a D stuffed in your V
The cuffs don’t match the collar. The drapes don’t match the carpet. Michelle needs to hit up the friends and family for some cash to get her hair done.
CFO Mommy. She can cook the bacon, cook the books and raise three spoiled kids. Please, you married a complete tool and you were living large in Indiana. Take your act somewhere else Evita, I can not cry for you.
Way too much bull, not enough dyke.
@ 19 — she may not necessarily get “broomhandled” in the prison laundry.. female incarceration sex is much more nuanced than the male ass-rape variety. Chicks in the lock-up tend to form pseudo nuclear families with a mommy-daddy-baby structures. VERY friggin weird
I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because, uh,
some… people out there in out nation don’t have maps, and, uh, i believe
that our education like such as South Africa and, uh, the Iraq everywhere
like, such as and … I believe that they should, our education over here in
the US should help the US, er, should help South Africa and should help the
Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up a future for
our children.
@41, sounds like you have some 1st hand experience with this, no?
Man, one must see the coverage of this story in Indiana. She is allowed to stay in her Geist Reservoir house until June.
People around these parts show no sympathy towards her. They do feel sorry for the kids, however. And she filed for divorce on December 30, which does raise eyesbrows as well.
Eh, she had as much experience being a CFO than Erin Callan did. They can be cellmates.
He reminds me of a guy I used to hook up with on Craigslist. He had the pretty wife, ran an international company, did charity work, drove the Lexus, and on occasion would come over to my condo to serve as my “B.I.T”
Bottom In Training.
Marcus will be fine in prison, being married to her, he was half-way there.
With all the shock this poor, destitute woman has felt, I feel ultimately compelled to slip her the “shocker”— just to bring her down to earth.
Lizard face.
Lizard face.
@13 Too right. No more Jimmy Choos for her – get used to stripes and butch haircuts.
hot, hot, hot. just had to jerk off. who else did already?
42-Who was that again? Someone from the Mis USA or Miss America ? I remember the quote, but not the girl ! Funny shit !
42-Who was that again? Someone from the Miss USA or Miss America ? I remember the quote, but not the girl ! Funny shit !
42-Who was that again? Someone from the Miss USA or Miss America ? I remember the quote, but not the girl ! Funny shit !
Not Brilliant. And, Pizza Face. She can have the scars planed off. In the tool shop at the State Snatch Hatch.