• 22 Feb 2009 at 10:14 PM

MWA: It’s Official

By Equity Private

Picture 758.pngWho wants somea this?

Dear Clients and Friends,
Today, we are proud to announce the opening of Meredith Whitney Advisory Group, LLC.
Our new firm combines a unique approach of macro outlook, strategy, and company specific research. In addition to our signature style of thematic based industry analysis with expanded products, we will provide increased and unparalleled access to corporate management, government officials, regulators and thought leaders for a best in class client experience.


We are developing our new (and much more targeted) list of client partners now and hope that you chose to continue a relationship with our firm. If you are interested in establishing a business relationship with us, please contact us via the information below.
Thanks and all the best,
Meredith

http://www.meredithwhitneyllc.com

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  1. 1
    Posted by Investorcluzo | February 22, 2009 at 10:32 PM

    is she trying to run an advisory shop or a fashion house? the close up is a little too close…discuss. oh and ————————————->
    b1tches!

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | February 22, 2009 at 10:35 PM

    I like where @1 is going. Bess, can we officially call it the House of Meredith?

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | February 22, 2009 at 10:36 PM

    I’m not picky. I’d let her throw me in the Lou Thesz Press…

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | February 22, 2009 at 10:41 PM

    The “Team” = just her? That site looks like a joke.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | February 22, 2009 at 10:45 PM

    I’d like to submit a resume. Anyone know how? this would be good training for my home life…

  6. 6
    Posted by Investorcluzo | February 22, 2009 at 10:49 PM

    “ms. whitney has written prolifically about the current credit crisis”
    excuse me, but wasn’t that her job? you know, writing about banks and such? just askin’…

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | February 22, 2009 at 10:56 PM

    I think she just jumped the shark.

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | February 22, 2009 at 11:03 PM

    i think the entire world has jumped the shark.
    this is the end, my only friend, the end.

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | February 22, 2009 at 11:09 PM

    When did she become a vampire?
    –Count Vikula

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | February 22, 2009 at 11:21 PM

    muffie benson-perella is going to have a field day with this one

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | February 22, 2009 at 11:25 PM

    Good grief

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | February 22, 2009 at 11:29 PM

    When I got to the site I didn’t know if I was trying to buy clothes or in need of advisory services…
    Meredith Whitney = Wideclops II

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | February 22, 2009 at 11:36 PM

    Good move chubs – black is the most slimming color, hides the hideous turkey neck…

  14. 14
    Posted by Anal_yst | February 22, 2009 at 11:41 PM

    I like Mickey Rourke, but wtf is he doing playing Meredith Whitney?

  15. 15
    Posted by StupidEquityGuy | February 23, 2009 at 12:18 AM

    Sir Anal,
    Classic…
    Peace,
    ~SEG

  16. 16
    Posted by BorisBulldog | February 23, 2009 at 12:20 AM

    Amazing how you don’t see ugly people put pictures of themselves on websites, brochures or real esate broker cards.

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 12:20 AM

    But will MWA sell sexual stamina drugs that her husband markets?

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 12:39 AM

    check out the team page

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 12:39 AM

    check out the “tIem” page

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 12:42 AM

    It’s on like Donkey Kong and M-Dub is going to bring the pain bitches. She’s do’n it for all the little M-Dubsters out there.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLksGr6Wdd0
    SPODE

  21. 21
    Posted by Equity Private | February 23, 2009 at 12:50 AM

    #19:
    There is no “I” in “Team”.
    (There is an “M” and an “E” though).

  22. 22
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 12:57 AM

    Truly, a MILF…?

  23. 23
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 12:58 AM

    Is this going to be another “Devil wears Prada” scenario?

  24. 24
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 1:06 AM

    Sneak peak of tomorrow mornings sales meeting.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03fwMDhU_vU&feature=PlayList&p=A87DBCE85804C484&playnext=1&index=66
    We don’t take “no” for an answer. The black coat doesn’t make you look fat, your face does.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDWrAwXSVh8

  25. 25
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 1:21 AM

    I thinks we’all no who controls the Matrix around hear.
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  26. 26
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 1:38 AM

    @ 25
    … I actually said “OMG”
    SPODEr, bud… step back from the ledge, my friend:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdgCajndgNw

  27. 27
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 1:38 AM

    She’s sexy can I jump her?

  28. 28
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 2:55 AM

    I like that the “team” is just Meridith Whitney. I guess there is an I in Meridith Whitney’s team.

  29. 29
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 2:55 AM

    SPODE you colour my black and whites, but like 26 says, stay safe.

  30. 30
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 2:56 AM

    wow SPODE, that may be the first ASCII art ever to grace the esteemed dealbreaker comment section

  31. 31
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 2:59 AM

    oh i like how she doesn’t even mention the name of the firm she worked at from 93-98.
    yes she IS willing to mention first union, so the prior one must just be shockingly unprestigious.

  32. 32
    Posted by Equity Private | February 23, 2009 at 3:43 AM

    “oh i like how she doesn’t even mention the name of the firm she worked at from 93-98.”
    That would violate the non-disparagement clause.

  33. 33
    Posted by trojan | February 23, 2009 at 3:49 AM

    her chin looks like my knee. after the longboarding accident.
    also i know bess will have this up soon so ill swing it first
    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/21/nyregion/21scam.html?_r=2&ref=business

  34. 34
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 5:54 AM

    she’s been shopping with suzie ormand.

  35. 35
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 6:50 AM

    @4-Agreed. This place has to be a “joke” if she is the entire “team”.
    MW-Don’t u need deep benches to provide all the services your LLC is promising? & BTW that picture is inappropriate for a business brochure & makes u look real old: posting it on “J-Date” might get u a better response.
    -clooless

  36. 36
    Posted by Seaman Bodine II | February 23, 2009 at 6:56 AM

    funny but given what i’ve seen in the industry as of late (and being 15+ in hedge funds), it seems like an emphatic close to the era of buy side supernova type magnetism…when celeberity analysts bail on their firms to go, not to their own fund, but to their own buy side shop
    fitting end

  37. 37
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 7:07 AM

    MWA–Meredith With Attitude?

  38. 38
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 7:25 AM

    See, I knew that when we finally got that closeup it would be something to behold.
    Scary in black.
    I wouldn’t pile-drive it.

  39. 39
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 7:43 AM

    Is this the press junket for Josh Brolin’s new film?
    http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3876951808/nm0000982

  40. 40
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 8:52 AM

    she looka likea man!

  41. 41
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 8:57 AM

    Here bio text is a image file.
    Fail.

  42. 42
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 9:04 AM

    Da perfect wrestling wife. I thinka she shoot upa da steroid.

  43. 43
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 9:10 AM

    She’ll never get robot legs.

  44. 44
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 9:19 AM

    She looks pretty bullish for a perpetual bear

  45. 45
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 9:20 AM

    Elaine Garzarelli of the 2000′s

  46. 46
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 9:24 AM

    @7 I think she ate the Shark

  47. 47
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 9:25 AM

    She’s looking for a TV gig. She knows there’s little more upside for her investment calls. She got it right on the way down so go out on top.
    Ivy Zelman hasnt exactly been minting it….

  48. 48
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 9:29 AM

    Wideclops II
    Electric Bugaloo!

  49. 49
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 10:02 AM

    It’s always a fine thing to highlight the swell of the tits in official promotional material.

  50. 50
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 10:21 AM

    You guys are harsh. I would hit that. It’s like pizza, even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good

  51. 51
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 10:36 AM

    Meredith said “even Stephen Hawking couldn’t solve Citi.”
    Snap!!
    He responds:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCDXeJGCiWg&feature=related

  52. 52
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 10:44 AM

    Is she running this business from a hotel on Lex?
    Meredith Whitney Advisory Group LLC
    420 Lexington Avenue
    Suite 1430

  53. 53
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 10:47 AM

    I never noticed before how much she looks like a Noel filly.

  54. 54
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 11:53 AM

    Woof?
    Yeah, I think that covers it.

  55. 55
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 12:16 PM

    MWA?
    Milf with Attitude?

  56. 56
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 12:19 PM

    @52 – No, a UPS Store mail box………..

  57. 57
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 1:19 PM

    TGFD, please comment.

  58. 58
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 1:24 PM

    Bulldog

  59. 59
    Posted by guest | February 23, 2009 at 1:28 PM

    Elain Garzarelli….wow
    Some geezers on this board;
    nice to see its not all diaper douches who missed .com AND 2000′s boom

  60. 60
    Posted by guest | February 24, 2009 at 1:15 PM

    Muriel Siebert’s love child

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