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Comments (44)

  1. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 3:07 PM

    Geithner = groping hand talker

  2. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 3:08 PM
  3. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 3:09 PM

    Wait, you wanted a plan with details?

  4. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 3:11 PM

    TIMMAY!

  5. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 3:11 PM

    Is this correlation or causation?

  6. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 3:15 PM

    Um of course this is causation….

  7. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 3:16 PM

    He’s quite fond of his curled fingers.

  8. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 3:16 PM

    its simple:
    * mkt rallies on expectations our saviour will actually come up with a comprehensive, intelligent, well thought out solution
    * mkt falls after listening to BHO bumble around last night, sounding less composed than GWB
    *mkt falls further after realizing that evven the 1/10th weight they gave to BHO being a saviour was rich and the plan is invisible.
    FAIL.

  9. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 3:16 PM

    Erin Burnett should get a boob job. Show the doctor a photo of Michelle Caruso-Cabrera and tell him “make me like her.” Production value = T and A.

  10. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 3:17 PM

    Now Geithner represents America to the world’s financial part; his wife should no longer accept Tim’s suits from Men’s Wearhouse or Sears.ipants

  11. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 3:19 PM

    Teflon Barry: “Timmay, what did you do?”
    Timmay: “What?! I did it just like you told me!”
    Teflon Barry: (chuckles to self, “sucka”)

  12. Posted by Anal_yst | February 10, 2009 at 3:19 PM

    I like how raw and gritty it is of them to show a camera view of the ticker from the exchange, instead of, ya know, just using a graphic (that doesn’t induce sea sickness)…

  13. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 3:22 PM

    The only thing worse than the quality of CNBC is seeing Murdoch eviscerate the Journal

  14. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 3:22 PM

    @9 More T, less A.

  15. Posted by KevinB | February 10, 2009 at 3:23 PM

    @4 – It’s “TIMMMMERRRSS!”
    And who is this Sen. Johnson speaking now!? He looks like a bad Charlie McCarthy with someone’s hand stuck up his ass!

  16. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 3:23 PM

    He shamelessly copies Rubin’s mannerisms

  17. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 3:26 PM

    T. Geithner: double-secret Goldman bitch

  18. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 3:27 PM

    Mr Timothy Ambiguity EZ reporting for dooty sir. Geithner makes Bush look smart and decisive.

  19. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 3:31 PM

    8 Or maybe the market is coming around to the harsh realization that its not so easy to fix the general mess created by 8 years of essentially false prosperity, all fueled by a housing bubble. Let me say also that I recommend getting out of the NY area to really understand the depth of the problem. I was on the west coast of FL a few mos ago and can tell you that the housing situation is ugly beyond belive.

  20. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 3:43 PM

    Geithner had better give good head. Otherwise, he’s not going to add any value at all to Hopey’s administration.

  21. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 3:45 PM

    @8 yeah, this man exudes confidence and intelligence:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeJmmQ5y9eQ
    he was the original jeebus preznit

  22. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 3:46 PM

    @20 or just stay around the NY area long enough and you will also understand. The train…she be a rollin’

  23. Posted by Anal_yst | February 10, 2009 at 3:46 PM

    @20
    Was down in Ft Lauderdale in late October, amazed at all the empty “luxo condos” there, even MORE amazed (albeit unsurprised) that they’re still building more of the f*ckers even today.
    Its ok, in a few months you’ll be able to get a

  24. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 3:53 PM

    cnbc running a list of financial stocks along side the Geithner senate testimony.
    According to the graphic, only two are up: MER +.06, and WM +.01

  25. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 3:55 PM

    @4, best post of the day.

  26. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 4:00 PM

    20,22 – its hilarious you frame your perspective in 8-year presidential terms. May seem contradictive to what sounds like me blaming things on obama but i’m trying to make the point that this is bigger than any one president and bigger than any one man can fix. Unfortunately the mass populous has anointed our vastly unprepared leader as the fixer of all things. they will be sorely disappointed.
    and i find your comment about FL ironic vis-à-vis where i actually live. hint: not nyc

  27. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 4:03 PM

    @27 dude speak ‘merican no wimpy frenchy words vis a vis –what? even with the accent, you’re a commie! damn, my ‘merican keybord don’t gots no accent key.

  28. Posted by e_anthony58 | February 10, 2009 at 4:06 PM

    When is Michelle going to do her own CNBC Original?? Erin too?? Two ‘Originals’ with Trish Reagan were two too much!

  29. Posted by KevinB | February 10, 2009 at 4:14 PM

    @19
    Didn’t know about the stroke, but geez – shouldn’t the guy recuse himself? Are you saying that one of the 300 or 400th arguably most powerful people in the world should be allowed to continue in that role after he’s had a stroke? Bad medicine, kemo sabe.

  30. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 4:15 PM

    27 The housing bubble started 8 years ago, did it not?
    Any further opinions on the FL observation? Its scary in places – pockmarked subdivisions, weeds, looted houses, homeless in tents. Sort of like the nicer parts of Beirut. Nothing like that in NY.

  31. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 4:19 PM

    24 Careful, the risk in a condo is that you have to carry the charges for the entire building when your nabes or the sponsor are in default. Especially problematic in a high rise, where there are a lot of services and therefore high common charges. Much different in a townhouse type arrangement.

  32. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 4:23 PM

    @27
    here’s some background from 2002, listen at 1:10 –biggest issue is the downpayment:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNqQx7sjoS8

  33. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 4:42 PM

    33 Actually no fan of Bushie, but what got us in trouble was not low income people putting too little money down. It was more like speculators (aka flippers) bidding up prices with cheep money, predatory lending to people that didnt realize what they were doing and builders creating excess supply. All three contributed to a classic bubble. Housing bubbles are not caused by low income owner occupied homes with 30 year amortizing mortgages at low rates, even if down payments are small.

  34. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 4:51 PM

    @24, my mother just picked up 1400+ sf unit, high floor, nice terrrace, ocean view for 223k, so you’re right on @ 150 s/f

  35. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 4:58 PM

    I’m now sick of listening to Treasury’s boy toy Geither.Ahhhh…4 years has just started.

  36. Posted by Anal_yst | February 10, 2009 at 5:05 PM

    @32 Good point(s), although whats the recourse in situations like that, couldn’t you theoretically just put your maint in escrow or some crap?
    @35
    sounds like the place i wouldn’t mind splitting with a few peoples, especially useful when you’ve got a few months ‘free time’ on your hands

  37. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 5:35 PM

    @2: At least find another site to host the clip. The Huffington Post is beyond trash. Someone should punch Arianna in the face.

  38. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 5:47 PM

    Worst bank plan ever
    Barry Ritholtz probably thinks it’s great

  39. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 5:47 PM

    Worst bank plan ever
    Barry Ritholtz probably thinks it’s great

  40. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 6:08 PM

    @2: You’re a fucking idiot. That’s the lamest clip I’ve ever seen.

  41. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 6:09 PM

    @9 Couldn’t agree more. She is the most under-rated, over-looked anchor on there. When I saw her with a tight shirt on for the first time I went apeshit.

  42. Posted by guest | February 10, 2009 at 7:39 PM

    Tim’s kinda cute too, you know

  43. Posted by guest | February 11, 2009 at 3:20 AM

    @9 i’d hit it with a Pearl necklace !
    Courtney Reagan will teach me the meaning of the word repsect

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