• 03 Feb 2009 at 2:27 PM

Oh No She Di’Int

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Picture 667.pngChildren. What are they good for? Doing your bidding and exacting your revenges, that’s what! Naked Shorts brings us the delightful news that Sandra Manzke, she of Maxam Capital Management LLC, which lost a lil’ money under Madoff, has put her son to work. Manzke Jr. is now selling Sleazeballs– golf balls bearing Bernie-boy’s mug– for your whacking pleasure. Get your hands on a set today.

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    Comments (14)

    1. 1
      Posted by guest | February 3, 2009 at 2:49 PM

      $17.95 for a sleeve?! This is an even bigger scam than Bernie’s.

    2. 2
      Posted by guest | February 3, 2009 at 2:50 PM

      Are they kosher?

    3. 3
      Posted by guest | February 3, 2009 at 2:54 PM

      I’d keep these away from Ruth Madoff unless Bernie wants to get clocked in the head on night while sleeping. Heard she practices her swings in the bedroom when she can’t sleep!

    4. 4
      Posted by guest | February 3, 2009 at 2:56 PM

      Go kill yourself, Bernie!
      http://www.oldjewstellingjokes.com/2009/01/louis-goldstein-golf.html

    5. 5
      Posted by guest | February 3, 2009 at 2:57 PM

      The balls I sell are customizable. Any females face can be placed on them.

    6. 6
      Posted by Lowly Assistant | February 3, 2009 at 3:03 PM

      Anything for a fucking buck.

    7. 7
      Posted by guest | February 3, 2009 at 3:04 PM

      These are nothing…….wait until you have balls up against your ass Bernie.

    8. 8
      Posted by guest | February 3, 2009 at 3:25 PM

      They have a sham cover. Wow!

    9. 9
      Posted by guest | February 3, 2009 at 3:41 PM

      i don’t golf but i do like hot sauce…
      http://texasketchup.blogspot.com/

    10. 10
      Posted by guest | February 3, 2009 at 3:56 PM

      @8 – I rather enjoy her pre-weight loss. Those nips are poking through her baggy red polo. Yes, I’d hit it.

    11. 11
      Posted by american bandersnatch | February 3, 2009 at 4:19 PM

      Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. Maybe she should have done some due diligence rather than taking fees and failing to fulfill her fiduciary duty.

    12. 12
      Posted by guest | February 4, 2009 at 2:26 PM

      I think these are great, I got a few for my Dad who lost his whole retirement, he laughed his ass off. Said he might hurt himself though trying to knock the cover off em!!

    13. 13
      Posted by guest | February 4, 2009 at 2:37 PM

      I sure as hell like to do something to Madoff’s balls!!

    14. 14
      Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 6:24 PM

      Ordered these for my Dad, for fathers day, he lost almost everything, looks like he will be using these at the community golfcourse. Can’t afford the dues at the country club

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