UBS Posts $6.9B Quarter Loss (NYT)
We've seen a lot of posturing in the past couple of weeks out of UBS: the pre-announcement on behalf of the government; that they're not going to close their Investment Banking arm. It appears the effort was well justified:
"UBS, the Swiss banking giant that sought help from the nation's central bank last year, said Tuesday it lost 8.1 billion Swiss francs, or $6.9 billion, in the fourth quarter as it continued to write down the value of some debt assets and wealth management clients withdrew funds.
The loss, which was bigger than some analysts expected, compares with a not-gain of 13 billion francs in the fourth quarter of 2007 and a profit in the third quarter of last year."
GM To Cut Jobs (WSJ)
"General Motors will cut 10,000 jobs, or 14% of its salaried work force, this year as the auto maker struggles to cope with a steep drop in world-wide vehicle sales. The job cuts are part of the plan the company submitted to Congress in December to secure bailout funding from the federal government. Also, most salaried employees will see a 3% to 7% pay cut, while executives will get a 10% reduction."
This Morning Is A Game Of Sit And Wait (Reuters)
The full details are set to be dropped at 11:00 ET, but the MM outlets are calling for a $500B mix of public and private capital to pull the assets of the books of the banks. You have to look at this with skepticism: there needs to be a very real consideration that funds aren't going to seek to aid the President in his recovery plan, though I admit that the psychological impact of having the two forces united in this goal would be a strong indicator of resolve going forward.
"U.S. Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner will lay out a bank-rescue plan on Tuesday that will rely on public and private funds to take $500 billion of bad assets off banks' books, sources said.
The plan would also extend a Federal Reserve program aimed at shoring up consumer lending to the troubled mortgage sector, allowing the U.S. central bank to extend up to $1 trillion in loans to holders of a wide variety of asset-backed securities, according to sources."
Kevin Bacon Lands New HBO Film (AP)
We were all worried when Mr. Hollywood lost his ass in the Madoff run; it's good to see he's back at the table making some money:
"The 50-year-old actor was in town for the D.C. premiere of his new HBO film "Taking Chance," at the Motion Picture Association of America. The film premieres Feb. 21 on HBO.
Russia Squirms (Bloomberg)
"Laine Santana, a spokeswoman at HSBC in Hong Kong, was unable to comment. A Deutsche Bank AG official in Singapore declined to comment. Deutsche Bank is among the foreign banks that indicated it would welcome Russian government involvement, Nikkei reported."
Goldman Moves Vegas Trip To Bay Area (CNBC)
Whereas Wells flat out cancelled its excursion, Goldman has decided to move theirs to San Francisco. The move apparently cost the company around $600k in relocation expenses, but it was probably well justified from the bank's perspective if it keeps the talking heads off of the television. Still though: you have to question to the quality of brass in the pants up there - for god's sake, the Griswalds went to Vegas. It is a family fun learning environment, people.






Posted by guest , Feb 10, 2009 7:44AM
UBS ... ah, I'm tired and I haven't had my coffee yet.
Ciao
Posted by guest , Feb 10, 2009 7:50AM
too lost for words, didn't find words
Posted by guest , Feb 10, 2009 7:53AM
The photo is bad ass.
Posted by guest , Feb 10, 2009 7:54AM
Today is "communication" day at The Swiss miss.
Posted by guest , Feb 10, 2009 8:00AM
isn't it ironic that Kevin's "bacon" was taken by Bernie......
Posted by guest , Feb 10, 2009 8:02AM
too stupid, didn't smart.
Posted by guest , Feb 10, 2009 8:04AM
Blankfein's comment piece in the FT is worth a look, but contains quite a lot of same old, same old:
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/0a0f1132-f600-11dd-a9ed-0000779fd2ac.html
Posted by guest , Feb 10, 2009 8:09AM
UBS Sucks even more than Vegas. And we all know how much Vegas SUCKS.
That coffee hit the spot.
Posted by trojan , Feb 10, 2009 8:14AM
anybody catch the 20mph 3-hour Bentley chase thorugh LA?
Posted by guest , Feb 10, 2009 8:35AM
Question for @2 and @6:
How do you get your comments onto the website after you scrawl them in crayon?
Posted by guest , Feb 10, 2009 8:46AM
Charlie Gasparino on vacation = slow week at dealbreaker
Posted by mrpink , Feb 10, 2009 8:51AM
@9
That was hilarious. The guy had IL plates.... I listened to the LAPD scanner of it.
-mrp
Getting more coffee.
Posted by guest , Feb 10, 2009 8:52AM
@10 stop whining start entertaining. or get me coffee.
Posted by guest , Feb 10, 2009 8:54AM
@9
yeah and what about rihanna?
Posted by mrpink , Feb 10, 2009 8:56AM
@14 -
Was it chris brown? assaulted rihanna?
i think they had more paparazzi in the chase than actual cops.
-mrp
Posted by guest , Feb 10, 2009 8:59AM
the paki in the slow-speed chase blew his brains out in universal city (that place sucks). when chris brown realizes he lost rihana, he'll do the same.
Posted by guest , Feb 10, 2009 9:00AM
@13 - sounded less like a whine and more like a query to me. Now stop pissing in the coffee pot and put the mints back in the urinal. You should know they are not edible.
Posted by guest , Feb 10, 2009 9:01AM
How did Bacon get invested with Bernie? I thought he was a flakey goyim.
oy vey
-Mort Glickman
Posted by guest , Feb 10, 2009 9:05AM
@17 -
Hi I'm in PE. What is a coffeepot? We only drink espresso
Mints in the toilet? you mean the toilet midget that after use polishes the golden seat with a toothbrush?
pls explain, your world sounds exotic in a poor/romantic kind of way..
Posted by guest , Feb 10, 2009 9:07AM
Rihana is not that hot. Now Michelle Obama... she, on the other hand, is one fine piece of hungry yetti.
Posted by guest , Feb 10, 2009 9:11AM
I like big guts and i can not lie
Posted by guest , Feb 10, 2009 9:13AM
rihana=cash register.
that's hot.
Posted by guest , Feb 10, 2009 9:15AM
BESStiality for life.
Posted by guest , Feb 10, 2009 9:21AM
@20 - awesome, thank you for the gem
Posted by guest , Feb 10, 2009 9:23AM
great now we cant use the name Bernie Madoff in Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon. FUCK!
Posted by guest , Feb 10, 2009 9:27AM
One has to think (or hope) that the gov has bounced this off at least a few large private investors, or else, as Mr. Richards points out, this could be the ultimate disaster.
Bacon is a guy who can't come to terms with the fact that he is not good looking enough to be a leading man, and will make indy or HBO films instead. Speaking of character actors, where the hell has Gene Hackman been?
-JO Legal
Posted by StillNoCouch , Feb 10, 2009 9:30AM
@25 Good point !
Wouldn't it be more efficient to change-up ... "Six Degrees from Bernie" ? More to the point and more winners/loosers.
(Gives "Weekend at Bernie's" references a time-out)
Posted by TheBlackstoneGroupie , Feb 10, 2009 9:40AM
*raises his hand*
Why does UBS suck???
Posted by guest , Feb 10, 2009 9:56AM
Bess/EP (has this been posted anywhere?)
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Posted by guest , Feb 10, 2009 9:56AM
@28.. There are endless reasons why UBS sucks but since their IB will be gone soon.. do we really need to list them?
Posted by guest , Feb 10, 2009 10:16AM
@29
This topic would have been relevant for the past 15 years. Hand to mouth gets tough when there is no credit available.
Posted by guest , Feb 10, 2009 10:41AM
Bonus #'s out today at Deutsche, I was down 70%. Not sure how this rates vs others.
Posted by guest , Feb 10, 2009 12:52PM
UBS will be around , atleast they aren't MER of BAC... bunch of pussies
Posted by guest , Feb 10, 2009 1:25PM
@26 Hackman retired. Only doing voice overs