We actually take great pride in being “inconsistent with the Merrill Lynch Principles”
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- Use the Bloomberg command
NH BLG_DEALBREAKER <GO>
to access Dealbreaker
That is the gayest bull I have ever seen.
Chaz Gasbullfighter
too this, didn’t that
no misspellings for you!
the fascists are taking over. theyve instituted swipe OUTs on the turnstyles at DB, for example, so they can track how late people stay and how often they leave during the day.
posting from ML right now… you just need to refresh the page a few times
too merrill, didnt lynch
too merrill, didnt lynch
haha they are so fuxored
Dealbreaker iPhone Application – Coming Soon!
@4
They learn’t that from the peeps at Bloomberg. Everyone in the firm can see whether you are in or out of the building and when you left … sucked …
too pierce didn’t fenner smith
That bull doesn’t look so tasty anymore …
Veggies, anyone?
no facebook, no blogs, no dealbreaker – this is a fascist place to work.
@11. Loves it.
too bull – didn’t shit
Take the www away from URL and it gets around the block
Orwellian facist censorship FTL
its been in and out all day…
#17 you rock solid yo!
Presented without comment? Isn’t this a comment:
We actually take great pride in being “inconsistent with the Merrill Lynch Principles”
To be consistent with the Merrill Lynch Principles, you’ll have to find a way to spend government money on a private custom dealbreaker Gulfstream.
@22 unemployed
The “Bull” has spoken…take a report!
Merrill Bull: “Hel-loooooooo”
Guest, you piece of shit. This is your last fucking warning. I’ll be waiting for you in the alleyway if you open your stinking pie hole one more time.
TAR. You’re Done.
R.I.P. Large
Dylan Ratigan would greatly appreciate an improvement in the quality of comments on this site. As of 4:00PM today, the comments have been mired in mediocrity.
Dyl-Rat
Wells Fargo blocked DealBreaker on Tuesday for the whole day. And then unblocked it on Wednesday.
What is a DealBlocker?
30, 29, 28 – you all suck like JJ in Ally 45
DEAR “TOO _____, DIDN’T ______”:
IF I FIND OUT WHO YOU ARE, I WILL END YOU.
I WILL PUT YOU IN A BOX AND SEND YOU BACK TO THE RUST BELT HELL WHOLE WHERE YOU WERE BORN.
The Guest
Violence only begets violence.
Chaz Gazprom
@11 that is why you use the stairways and fire exits
too big, didn’t box
am Eye an Idiot?
to #33 – “hole” not ” whole”
- sorry you are angry.
@35. Stairways and fire exits still had card swipes. And security guards watching the door.
@17 – U h4x0r u! lolomgwtfrofl
Don’t worry, all the talent at ML will simply walk away after they realize that their internet perquisites have been taken away. Remember, at the end of the day, this is a people business, and it is about who has the best talent. I thought ML understood this!
CHAZCLOPS
@21
The shamwow is no sham…
ha ha
@21
The shamwow is no sham…
ha ha
If ML spent as much time blocking stupid financial strategies as they are trying with websites, they’d still be a respectable firm.
@45
News Flash: ML exists only in your mind. That’s one of the reasons why that bull is rotting in a field somewhere in CT.
@44, there’s no wow in it either
@38:
I’m just kidding. Seriously.
“Too ____, didn’t _____.”:
I enjoy your posts. I just got carried away by Andy Samberg’s take of Rahm Emmanuel on SNL.
@44, there’s no wow in it either
Was working yesterday right before they let me go
The best part about getting laid off from Merrill is freedom to read dealbreaker whenever I want AND the opportunity to apply for a job at the new entity – BAC/ML. Those fuckers actually sent out a notice telling me to apply for a job AFTER laying me off.
The best part about getting laid off from Merrill is freedom to read dealbreaker whenever I want AND the opportunity to apply for a job at the new entity – BAC/ML. Those fuckers actually sent out a notice telling me to apply for a job AFTER laying me off.
@51&52- Don’t forget the part about sitting in your underwear all day and watching porn.
Tangerine Man
A laid off ML dude goes to the Doc. He tells the Doc, “My penis has turned orange in color…”. The Doc takes a look and says, “Wow…have you been in a fight?” ML dude says no. Doc asks, “That could be a jaundice…have you any liver problems in the past?” ML dude says no. Doc says, “tell me about you daily routine…” ML dude said he got laid off and , for right now, to save money, instead of going out he usually just grabs a bag of Cheetos and rents a porn movie and stays at home.
54,
C’mon…there’s got to be an Ang. Moz. joke in there somewhere. Think, damnit! Think!
too live, didnt crew
No wonder Merryl Lynch is a loser. Why would it be sold to BOA if they have principle?
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there will be another new one for today posted later.
that’s everything. congrats to dealbreaker on their best month ever.
steve,
dailybail
hnmmmm. Merrill. so glad we got cash. BAC? not so much!
ML front office folks can read DB on Bloomberg so no need to worry…
DB needs a mobile site so ML-ers can get the gossip on personal devices instead of going through Google’s translation service.
@61 – try using opera mini…
Was not blocked in London yesterday, but is now. Am pretty fucking furious. To shield our eyes from anything criticising Lewis? How the fuck does that improve morale? Just proves how fux0red we really are. Working in ML is like living in North Korea right now.
Where is Muffie? Don’t you people realize that Fortunoff’s a jewelry store has declared bankruptcy the week before St. Valentine’s day?
dealbreaker was blocked at (old) Wachovia, but is now back online BUT you can’t post any inane comments.
I think “they” are watchin’
can access from Houston, no prob
35 best financial stories from this weekend so far, plus bailout comedy. all in one link.
2 from Dealbreaker and EP made the cut.
http://bit.ly/CL38
In all seriousness, shouldn’t DB try NOT to get blocked? Are they paying you guys less for ads with each company that blocks you?
Cheers Hom!es,
Tanned Banker
Isn’t this blog about the “private sector”?
The site is blocked at BAC as well
um, they blocked dealbreaker about a year ago.
correction: in the NY office, I recall them blocking the site about a year ago. Don’t know if they put it back up, but I remember having to use a proxy to access.
Yes, it was put back up quite soon after.
Ccmh3Q I really enjoy the article.Really thank you! Will read on…