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Do you think CNBC overlord Immelt personally put in a special request for the 10-boxer to accompany the GE news?

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  1. guest says:

    Yes the overlord has spoken. Later him and Murdoch will hurl lightening bolts at each other from the top of skyscapers.

  2. guest says:

    I got a tuna Immelt on rye at Katz’s once. It was delicious.

  3. guest says:

    The CNBC Bunch

  4. guest says:

    I am a Jefferies analyst, what is a 10 boxer?

  5. guest says:

    i think about three of the ten actually spoke. not that im complaining

  6. guest says:

    It’s my opinion taht the CNBC “babes” should have bigger boxes. Oh…that didn’t quite come out like I wanted it to.

  7. guest says:

    Was taking care of business at Redtube, what did I miss?
    SPODE

  8. guest says:

    Bartiromo was a 10 box like 3 years ago.
    Throwin hotdogs down a hallway.

  9. guest says:

    @5..That’s how many pairs of underwear a Jeffries analyst goes through when the fund clients start asking about the markets on a day like this.

  10. guest says:

    10 boxer = # of bandages need to lock EB’s cha-chas in place.
    They’re still tender so don’t forget to call me. I’m VERY gentle.

  11. guest says:

    Thanks for the tip, SPODE @8. I called my MD to come over in a minute to look at the business site you mentioned. “Redtube”, eh? Anyway, she’s on her way so I got to get ready. I’ll let you know what she thinks of it. Thanks again!

  12. guest says:

    I am a Jefferies analyst, what is a Jefferies?

  13. guest says:

    @13 – Duh. Crawlspaces on Starships.

  14. guest says:

    Santelli was giggling about how much more it cost Lauer than him.

  15. guest says:

    SPODE- i enjoy your work and wanted to pass this along: pls give spankwire a test drive. It’s no redtube but you’ll arrive @ the same destination.
    -tgwwbh

  16. guest says:

    NEW RULE: CNBC can not have more boxes than its share price. Next up 7-boxer, do I hear 6-boxer?

  17. guest says:

    Hooray for the DECABOX!

  18. guest says:

    Maybe GE wouldn’t have to cut dividends if they canned 9 of these shrills

  19. guest says:

    Spankwire? Redtube? WTF?
    Anyway, the boss just told me that the cartoon character Pinocchio discovered he was really made of wood one night when his hand caught on fire.

  20. guest says:

    @21
    Exactly. CNBC (GE) is bloated with “talent” and certainly can send Wideclops their way. Probably by the end of March.

  21. guest says:

    Where the F is GASBAG?

  22. guest says:

    Michelle Caruso Cabrera has nice babypillows, but she loks like a friggin hunchback — wtf is with that??

  23. guest says:

    @23
    That makes sense. Since there has been a significant reduction of staffing levels across the board there should be proportional reductions in the number of talking heads on CNBC.
    I would start with those that have not had a boob job in the last 3 weeks – seems perfectly equitable to me.

  24. guest says:

    Careful SPODE, you’ll have Health and Safety on your neck if you’re not careful. They don’t want to see a rise in RSI (Redtube Strain Injury) related claims.

  25. guest says:

    Careful SPODE, you’ll have Health and Safety on your neck if you’re not careful. They don’t want to see a rise in RSI (Redtube Strain Injury) related claims.

  26. guest says:

    @25–they’re heavy

  27. Anal_yst says:

    Why the hell is Dennis Kneale still on CNBC?
    Who is he bl0wing/banging/etc? There is no other explanation.

  28. guest says:

    CNBC is god awful. How about a Jim Grant Channel?

  29. Anal_yst says:

    Why the hell is Dennis Kneale still on CNBC?
    Who is he bl0wing/banging/etc? There is no other explanation.

  30. guest says:

    @29
    They Ain’t Heavy, They’re My Pillows …
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7HPqi5uVeo

  31. guest says:

    @31. Second the motion for a James Grant channel.

  32. guest says:

    That is not really Kneale. That is just a hologram. The real Kneale died 10 years ago when he tripped over Bartiromo in the hallway.

  33. guest says:

    Where is Erin Burnett’s box?

  34. guest says:

    How many CNBC “journalists” does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    With the exceptions of Liesman, Olick, and a few oft talked over guests, it really is unwatchable and the decabox can trigger seizure disorders. In fact, let’s turn on the Match Play Tourney! Very calming.

  35. guest says:

    A. They get paid by the box and words per minute.
    B. Without GE, UBS has no facetime.
    C. Minus studio lighting & makeup, MC to the C is the gyro vender outside citi.
    the tribe

  36. guest says:

    The babbling box dwellers should all sing “Little Boxes” to the tune of Pete Seeger.

  37. guest says:

    The babbling box dwellers should all sing “Little Boxes” to the tune of Pete Seeger.

  38. guest says:

    Listen, it’s the next big thing, bigger than bigger next thing!!! Engage with over 30 people on one screen so no viewer really knows who’s talking so you can just flip the channel!!!!

  39. guest says:

    CNBC playing cards?
    I thought i was turning on slot machine instead of TV.I ask my wife why do we have a slot machine in the house.
    they all look like playing cards,too, the only difference is the characters are talking and sometimes yelling at each other.
    It’s like Ace is yelling at King for banging Queen.But Heart says “may i join”.

  40. guest says:

    Hey guys!
    they are the new characters of Las Vegas casino’s playing cards. Sign of times!
    Will they attract more high-end gamblers?
    Where’s King Gaspagarumor?

  41. guest says:

    that’s nothing!
    Erin Burnett will have 50 of those!

  42. guest says:

    Attention!
    The real reason behind the deca box?
    They were hoping GE share would go back to 10.

  43. guest says:

    Attention!
    The real reason behind the deca box?
    They were hoping GE share would go back to 10.

  44. guest says:

    COMING TO A POST OFFICE WALL NEAR YOU.

  45. guest says:

    @31, 34 – Another one here for the Jim Grant channel. He’s the anti-Cramer – thoughtful, modest and intelligent.
    – Fixed Income

  46. guest says:

    More boobs than brains in that 10-boxer.

  47. guest says:

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    (No, they are not siblings of Octuplets)
    Call the nearest police station if you know anyone of them.
    Rewards are:
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    – 50% share of Citi (government 40%).
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    – the most awaited reward—> dinner with
    Erin Burnett, I said Erin NOT Sylvia of CNBC Euro.
    You will remain anonymous and excluded from King Gasbagarumor’s rumor.

  48. guest says:

    To make it even more painful, they should have brought in Donny and Gasparumor together. I usually have to turn off the TV when they come on together.

  49. guest says:

    The sheer stupidity of this crowded sceaming screen is enough to send me to Fox Business forevah. Hello Liz, Sandra Alexis, g’bye Kneale, gaspy and Santellidiots

  50. guest says:

    slow day perhaps for the news hungry horde? or maybe, THE Commentators (talking, not thinking) just needed spew-time? Comment & discuss – pop quiz tomorrow from — Charlie? Erin? RatBag?

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