• 27 Feb 2009 at 2:06 PM

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Do you think CNBC overlord Immelt personally put in a special request for the 10-boxer to accompany the GE news?

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  1. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 2:09 PM

    Yes the overlord has spoken. Later him and Murdoch will hurl lightening bolts at each other from the top of skyscapers.

  2. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 2:10 PM

    I got a tuna Immelt on rye at Katz’s once. It was delicious.

  3. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 2:10 PM

    The CNBC Bunch

  4. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 2:15 PM

    I am a Jefferies analyst, what is a 10 boxer?

  5. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    i think about three of the ten actually spoke. not that im complaining

  6. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 2:22 PM

    It’s my opinion taht the CNBC “babes” should have bigger boxes. Oh…that didn’t quite come out like I wanted it to.

  7. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 2:24 PM

    Was taking care of business at Redtube, what did I miss?
    SPODE

  8. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 2:24 PM

    Bartiromo was a 10 box like 3 years ago.
    Throwin hotdogs down a hallway.

  9. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 2:26 PM

    @5..That’s how many pairs of underwear a Jeffries analyst goes through when the fund clients start asking about the markets on a day like this.

  10. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 2:30 PM

    10 boxer = # of bandages need to lock EB’s cha-chas in place.
    They’re still tender so don’t forget to call me. I’m VERY gentle.

  11. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 2:34 PM

    Thanks for the tip, SPODE @8. I called my MD to come over in a minute to look at the business site you mentioned. “Redtube”, eh? Anyway, she’s on her way so I got to get ready. I’ll let you know what she thinks of it. Thanks again!

  12. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 2:36 PM

    I am a Jefferies analyst, what is a Jefferies?

  13. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 2:42 PM

    @13 – Duh. Crawlspaces on Starships.

  14. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 2:44 PM

    Santelli was giggling about how much more it cost Lauer than him.

  15. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 2:45 PM

    SPODE- i enjoy your work and wanted to pass this along: pls give spankwire a test drive. It’s no redtube but you’ll arrive @ the same destination.
    -tgwwbh

  16. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 2:45 PM

    NEW RULE: CNBC can not have more boxes than its share price. Next up 7-boxer, do I hear 6-boxer?

  17. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 2:46 PM

    Hooray for the DECABOX!

  18. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 2:52 PM

    Maybe GE wouldn’t have to cut dividends if they canned 9 of these shrills

  19. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 2:56 PM

    Spankwire? Redtube? WTF?
    Anyway, the boss just told me that the cartoon character Pinocchio discovered he was really made of wood one night when his hand caught on fire.

  20. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 2:59 PM

    @21
    Exactly. CNBC (GE) is bloated with “talent” and certainly can send Wideclops their way. Probably by the end of March.

  21. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 3:01 PM

    Where the F is GASBAG?

  22. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 3:05 PM

    Michelle Caruso Cabrera has nice babypillows, but she loks like a friggin hunchback — wtf is with that??

  23. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 3:07 PM

    @23
    That makes sense. Since there has been a significant reduction of staffing levels across the board there should be proportional reductions in the number of talking heads on CNBC.
    I would start with those that have not had a boob job in the last 3 weeks – seems perfectly equitable to me.

  24. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 3:08 PM

    Careful SPODE, you’ll have Health and Safety on your neck if you’re not careful. They don’t want to see a rise in RSI (Redtube Strain Injury) related claims.

  25. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 3:10 PM

    Careful SPODE, you’ll have Health and Safety on your neck if you’re not careful. They don’t want to see a rise in RSI (Redtube Strain Injury) related claims.

  26. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 3:11 PM

    @25–they’re heavy

  27. Posted by Anal_yst | February 27, 2009 at 3:15 PM

    Why the hell is Dennis Kneale still on CNBC?
    Who is he bl0wing/banging/etc? There is no other explanation.

  28. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 3:16 PM

    CNBC is god awful. How about a Jim Grant Channel?

  29. Posted by Anal_yst | February 27, 2009 at 3:16 PM

    Why the hell is Dennis Kneale still on CNBC?
    Who is he bl0wing/banging/etc? There is no other explanation.

  30. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 3:27 PM

    @29
    They Ain’t Heavy, They’re My Pillows …
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7HPqi5uVeo

  31. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 3:30 PM

    @31. Second the motion for a James Grant channel.

  32. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 3:31 PM

    That is not really Kneale. That is just a hologram. The real Kneale died 10 years ago when he tripped over Bartiromo in the hallway.

  33. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 3:41 PM

    Where is Erin Burnett’s box?

  34. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 4:22 PM

    How many CNBC “journalists” does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    With the exceptions of Liesman, Olick, and a few oft talked over guests, it really is unwatchable and the decabox can trigger seizure disorders. In fact, let’s turn on the Match Play Tourney! Very calming.

  35. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 4:47 PM

    A. They get paid by the box and words per minute.
    B. Without GE, UBS has no facetime.
    C. Minus studio lighting & makeup, MC to the C is the gyro vender outside citi.
    the tribe

  36. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 5:17 PM

    The babbling box dwellers should all sing “Little Boxes” to the tune of Pete Seeger.

  37. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 5:21 PM

    The babbling box dwellers should all sing “Little Boxes” to the tune of Pete Seeger.

  38. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 5:55 PM

    Listen, it’s the next big thing, bigger than bigger next thing!!! Engage with over 30 people on one screen so no viewer really knows who’s talking so you can just flip the channel!!!!

  39. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 6:04 PM

    CNBC playing cards?
    I thought i was turning on slot machine instead of TV.I ask my wife why do we have a slot machine in the house.
    they all look like playing cards,too, the only difference is the characters are talking and sometimes yelling at each other.
    It’s like Ace is yelling at King for banging Queen.But Heart says “may i join”.

  40. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 6:09 PM

    Hey guys!
    they are the new characters of Las Vegas casino’s playing cards. Sign of times!
    Will they attract more high-end gamblers?
    Where’s King Gaspagarumor?

  41. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 6:13 PM

    that’s nothing!
    Erin Burnett will have 50 of those!

  42. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 6:16 PM

    Attention!
    The real reason behind the deca box?
    They were hoping GE share would go back to 10.

  43. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 6:16 PM

    Attention!
    The real reason behind the deca box?
    They were hoping GE share would go back to 10.

  44. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 6:17 PM

    COMING TO A POST OFFICE WALL NEAR YOU.

  45. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 11:03 PM

    @31, 34 – Another one here for the Jim Grant channel. He’s the anti-Cramer – thoughtful, modest and intelligent.
    – Fixed Income

  46. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 11:05 PM

    More boobs than brains in that 10-boxer.

  47. Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 11:42 PM

    2009 FBI 10 MOST WANTED PEOPLE IN AMERICA!
    (No, they are not siblings of Octuplets)
    Call the nearest police station if you know anyone of them.
    Rewards are:
    – 1 foreclosed home for every person you know.
    – 50% share of Citi (government 40%).
    – own 1 AIG company
    – 100,000 GE shares (only when it reaches $5/share)
    – the most awaited reward—> dinner with
    Erin Burnett, I said Erin NOT Sylvia of CNBC Euro.
    You will remain anonymous and excluded from King Gasbagarumor’s rumor.

  48. Posted by guest | February 28, 2009 at 12:22 AM

    To make it even more painful, they should have brought in Donny and Gasparumor together. I usually have to turn off the TV when they come on together.

  49. Posted by guest | February 28, 2009 at 2:04 PM

    The sheer stupidity of this crowded sceaming screen is enough to send me to Fox Business forevah. Hello Liz, Sandra Alexis, g’bye Kneale, gaspy and Santellidiots

  50. Posted by guest | February 28, 2009 at 8:34 PM

    slow day perhaps for the news hungry horde? or maybe, THE Commentators (talking, not thinking) just needed spew-time? Comment & discuss – pop quiz tomorrow from — Charlie? Erin? RatBag?

  51. Posted by guest | February 28, 2009 at 11:40 PM
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