Do you think CNBC overlord Immelt personally put in a special request for the 10-boxer to accompany the GE news?
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Yes the overlord has spoken. Later him and Murdoch will hurl lightening bolts at each other from the top of skyscapers.
I got a tuna Immelt on rye at Katz’s once. It was delicious.
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I am a Jefferies analyst, what is a 10 boxer?
i think about three of the ten actually spoke. not that im complaining
It’s my opinion taht the CNBC “babes” should have bigger boxes. Oh…that didn’t quite come out like I wanted it to.
Was taking care of business at Redtube, what did I miss?
SPODE
Bartiromo was a 10 box like 3 years ago.
Throwin hotdogs down a hallway.
@5..That’s how many pairs of underwear a Jeffries analyst goes through when the fund clients start asking about the markets on a day like this.
10 boxer = # of bandages need to lock EB’s cha-chas in place.
They’re still tender so don’t forget to call me. I’m VERY gentle.
Thanks for the tip, SPODE @8. I called my MD to come over in a minute to look at the business site you mentioned. “Redtube”, eh? Anyway, she’s on her way so I got to get ready. I’ll let you know what she thinks of it. Thanks again!
I am a Jefferies analyst, what is a Jefferies?
@13 – Duh. Crawlspaces on Starships.
Santelli was giggling about how much more it cost Lauer than him.
SPODE- i enjoy your work and wanted to pass this along: pls give spankwire a test drive. It’s no redtube but you’ll arrive @ the same destination.
-tgwwbh
NEW RULE: CNBC can not have more boxes than its share price. Next up 7-boxer, do I hear 6-boxer?
Hooray for the DECABOX!
Maybe GE wouldn’t have to cut dividends if they canned 9 of these shrills
Spankwire? Redtube? WTF?
Anyway, the boss just told me that the cartoon character Pinocchio discovered he was really made of wood one night when his hand caught on fire.
@21
Exactly. CNBC (GE) is bloated with “talent” and certainly can send Wideclops their way. Probably by the end of March.
Where the F is GASBAG?
Michelle Caruso Cabrera has nice babypillows, but she loks like a friggin hunchback — wtf is with that??
@23
That makes sense. Since there has been a significant reduction of staffing levels across the board there should be proportional reductions in the number of talking heads on CNBC.
I would start with those that have not had a boob job in the last 3 weeks – seems perfectly equitable to me.
Careful SPODE, you’ll have Health and Safety on your neck if you’re not careful. They don’t want to see a rise in RSI (Redtube Strain Injury) related claims.
Careful SPODE, you’ll have Health and Safety on your neck if you’re not careful. They don’t want to see a rise in RSI (Redtube Strain Injury) related claims.
@25–they’re heavy
Why the hell is Dennis Kneale still on CNBC?
Who is he bl0wing/banging/etc? There is no other explanation.
CNBC is god awful. How about a Jim Grant Channel?
Why the hell is Dennis Kneale still on CNBC?
Who is he bl0wing/banging/etc? There is no other explanation.
@29
They Ain’t Heavy, They’re My Pillows …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7HPqi5uVeo
@31. Second the motion for a James Grant channel.
That is not really Kneale. That is just a hologram. The real Kneale died 10 years ago when he tripped over Bartiromo in the hallway.
Where is Erin Burnett’s box?
How many CNBC “journalists” does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
With the exceptions of Liesman, Olick, and a few oft talked over guests, it really is unwatchable and the decabox can trigger seizure disorders. In fact, let’s turn on the Match Play Tourney! Very calming.
A. They get paid by the box and words per minute.
B. Without GE, UBS has no facetime.
C. Minus studio lighting & makeup, MC to the C is the gyro vender outside citi.
the tribe
The babbling box dwellers should all sing “Little Boxes” to the tune of Pete Seeger.
The babbling box dwellers should all sing “Little Boxes” to the tune of Pete Seeger.
Listen, it’s the next big thing, bigger than bigger next thing!!! Engage with over 30 people on one screen so no viewer really knows who’s talking so you can just flip the channel!!!!
CNBC playing cards?
I thought i was turning on slot machine instead of TV.I ask my wife why do we have a slot machine in the house.
they all look like playing cards,too, the only difference is the characters are talking and sometimes yelling at each other.
It’s like Ace is yelling at King for banging Queen.But Heart says “may i join”.
Hey guys!
they are the new characters of Las Vegas casino’s playing cards. Sign of times!
Will they attract more high-end gamblers?
Where’s King Gaspagarumor?
that’s nothing!
Erin Burnett will have 50 of those!
Attention!
The real reason behind the deca box?
They were hoping GE share would go back to 10.
Attention!
The real reason behind the deca box?
They were hoping GE share would go back to 10.
COMING TO A POST OFFICE WALL NEAR YOU.
@31, 34 – Another one here for the Jim Grant channel. He’s the anti-Cramer – thoughtful, modest and intelligent.
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More boobs than brains in that 10-boxer.
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Erin Burnett, I said Erin NOT Sylvia of CNBC Euro.
You will remain anonymous and excluded from King Gasbagarumor’s rumor.
To make it even more painful, they should have brought in Donny and Gasparumor together. I usually have to turn off the TV when they come on together.
The sheer stupidity of this crowded sceaming screen is enough to send me to Fox Business forevah. Hello Liz, Sandra Alexis, g’bye Kneale, gaspy and Santellidiots
slow day perhaps for the news hungry horde? or maybe, THE Commentators (talking, not thinking) just needed spew-time? Comment & discuss – pop quiz tomorrow from — Charlie? Erin? RatBag?
I read it for the articles.
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