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   Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 12:51 PM

   Really, as a bank CEO/CFO who wouldn’t want the genius of Maxine Waters looking over your shoulder.

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   Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 12:52 PM

   It is time we give Vikram Pandit a rappers street name. Afterall he is the baddest a$$ CEO out there…..
   How about Vik-C ?????

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   Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 12:59 PM

   Every time Erin opens her mouth I get wood. I can’t help it.

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   Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 1:03 PM

   a rapper name for Pandit?? That’s just too easy…
   Big Pun(jab)
   LL Cool Dot
   Notorious C.E.O.
   Sir Vix-A-Lot
   DJ Desi

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   Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 1:05 PM

   Every time Gasparino twitches I gets wood.

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   Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 1:09 PM

   I mis the old days when the banks would play there little games of assassin. Now I gets the impression they really are conserned about there survivel.
   WTF! I want my games and I want them now. Step GS you guys are always good for a rumir or too.
   SPODE

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   Posted by carl spackler | February 27, 2009 at 1:13 PM

   Let’s see, “50 cent” is taken, how about “60 cent” – that should be the stock price when they finally show him the door…
   I think he looks like that little green dude on the Geico commercials, but I couldn’t make that work…

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   Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 1:14 PM

   If you were the head of risk management at C, wouldn’t you want to find a cave and never come out?

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   Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 1:17 PM

   His name is Pan Ditty, memba dat.

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    Posted by Anal_yst | February 27, 2009 at 1:24 PM

    #4 FTW

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    Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 1:26 PM

    My Vikram is red and swollen. Any suggestions?

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    Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 1:33 PM

    If he really appreciated his new government partners, he’d fly them all down to Vegas for a rewards & recognition event.

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    Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 1:38 PM

    @11- Dude! You gots to beat that shit like a mofo.
    Be careful with those drumsticks unless you’re will to make a serious commitment.
    SPODE

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    Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 1:39 PM

    11 – That happened to my lingam once.

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    Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 1:49 PM

    “…they’ve made a significant commitment to the company.” Seriously? That’s the same bullshit explanation our relationship manager at RBS tried to sell me(I work in ‘industry’) when I asked about the UK government taking a 70% stake in the company, which is now 95%. Since when is nationalization a good thing from a bank’s perspective? Nobody wants to be ruled by the retards in Congress.

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    Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 1:53 PM

    I wish the government would take care of my red and swollen Vikram. Just a little assistance would be greatly appreciated.
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    Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 1:57 PM

    Bess, nice tag line – Admiral Denton would be proud. Next time a C executive appears on CNBC, they should have to wear those old striped POW pajama suits that Charlie used to use.

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    Posted by FUNdamental | February 27, 2009 at 2:02 PM

    @2 – I thought VI.p and k lew were bringing back House of Pain?

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    Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 2:04 PM

    Actually, given the news and what he had to communicate, Crittenden was pretty good.

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    Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 2:13 PM

    don’t care if EB got new tits. they can’t be as nice as MCC. NO WAY!NO HOW!

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    Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 2:18 PM

    GS is gonna pay back TARP $ before year end so they can pay Wall $t bonus numbers

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    Posted by PacificGatePost | February 27, 2009 at 2:32 PM

    AMERICA IS BETTING ITS FUTURE. It is being rushed into a transformation.
    -
    http://pacificgatepost.blogspot.com/2009/02/americas-overnight-transformation.html
    If the administration does not understand the problem, why are we expecting Magic from its solution.

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    Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 2:56 PM

    @22: your post contains zero information. Palin could have written a more useful piece.

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    Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 2:56 PM

    @22: your post contains zero information. Palin could have written a more useful piece.

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    Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 5:34 PM

    “Serious commitment”? Is that like the ol’ “eggs and ham breakfast”… the Chicken is involved, but the Pig is committed?

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    Posted by guest | February 27, 2009 at 11:12 PM

    For the sake of accuracy, shouldn’t Citi rename itself Bank of America, cuz you know, it’s kinda owned by America now.
    Or maybe just nationalized Bank of America, merge it with Citi and then no one will be confused.
    Am in the midst of wallpapering my office with AIG and Citibank stock certs…………cheaper than wall paper these days

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    Posted by guest | March 1, 2009 at 1:57 PM

    This is painful. Vik has been misleading to investors as recently as this past week. How are we going to look our spouses in the eye and explain that we are broke? Where is my revolver. Goodbye cruel world.

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