I know the whole John Thain (MER)- Ken Lewis (BAC) rumble in the Bronx seems realer than a $35,000 commode but you know full well it’s not official until Geoffrey Raymond chimes in. Blissfully, that time has come. Above, “The Enumerated Thain.” As in the past, the artist, in his infinite wisdom, would like Dealbreaker readers to offer their two cents, for annotation on the canvas. Whatever you’d like to say to Mr. Thain, say here. Raymond is also currently accepting bids for the piece, though you’ll have some stiff competition from Ken Lewis, who’s said to be an interested buyer.
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His face looks like textured poo.
The Thain of Wall Street past.
Ken will use the print in his eco-friendly toilets. Each cubicle will get a strip – saves on toilet paper.
I bid $10MM.
No wait; I never asked for a bonus.
thought bubble “people be hatin me, becuz i’m a paper G.”
I contrasted your views of risk management with Dick Fuld’s views for a MBA presentation in early December. I got an ‘A.’
I don’t know if I still deserve that grade.
@1 – Not sure what you are eating but I’d go in and have that checked
I am an idiot.
excuse me while i spank my rally monkey
“The american dollar is an interesting thing, in that it’s simply a ribbon of paper with texture, and different shades of green. The american conscience provides its value through confidence. Let me express my confidence in you and yours.”
“Ken Lewis got my company, and all I got was this lousy unemployment check.”
Thain for President!
i. He maximized shareholder value
ii. He protected the “chicks” of “mother merrill” by serving a steaming dish of accelerated bonuses
iii. He graciously did not request for a bonus
iv. Forget that pricey toilet bowl…shitting is expensive these days with current market conditions!
-bOWS
Good bye.
Good Luck.
Good Riddens.
A $35,000 commode is nothing compared to Jimmy “J” Cayne’s jewel-encrusted bong, hand-blown by virgin summers in the fourth floor men’s room.
“Really, I’m as surprised as you are about the MER losses”…sucker
-Trojan Bull
“blow me Kenny” Love JT
mashed potatoes in my pants
You would think with all my money, my skin wouldn’t resemble an orange
Mr. Thain,
You are fortunate you live in the world of Modern Forensics.
Love,
Half the Country
@18 that’s what happens when you share office space with the Moz.
How long before the White House is on “MTV Cribs”?
we miss you Thain. all the best to you.
much respect,
-@ML