• 18 Feb 2009 at 12:02 PM

Stanford Probably Definitely In Antigua

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Picture 741.pngOr at least he most likely was on Monday. As previously mentioned, the $8 billion Man tried to get a flight from Houston to his vacay home in Antigua the other day but whether or not he was able to secure the getaway car was unclear. However, an intrepid reader-cum-citizen journalist has directed our attention to this Cessna 750 Citation X, registered to NetJets, which left Texas on Monday at 1:24 PM CST and landed in Antigua just under four hours later. Was it Stanny? I feel like it might be! (That or his butler, readying the gossamer pillows in anticipation of tears.) Of course, that was Monday, and he’s probably gone now, but that’s cool, it’s not like anyone was really putting his/her back into this anyway.

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Comments (17)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 12:04 PM

    Do they have $5 footlongs in Antigua?

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 12:07 PM

    Good to see Warren Buffett is aiding and abetting his fellow plutocrat escape the long arm of the law. Bros before hos, man, especially if those hos carry badges and guns.

  3. 3
    Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 12:12 PM

    CNBC described him as “royalty” in Antigua and St Croix. Me thinks he might have some convenietly connected island mates that would be willing to help him hide out for say…20 or 30 years…you know, just til this whole thing blows over.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 12:13 PM

    who are the damn victims here? I need names.

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 12:15 PM

    I hear the safe houses in Iraq are nice

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 12:21 PM

    Sir Stanford is hiding out in Gaspagimp’s private steam room in the mens locker room at Equinox. In turn, he is letting Chaz scoop and stroke him repeatedly.

  7. 7
    Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 12:27 PM

    $5 Dollar. $5 Dollar.$5 Dollar footloongz

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 12:29 PM

    Sir Allen use my card:
    Mastercard JPM 1234567890 exp 4/09

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 12:42 PM

    panama has remarkably lax extradition, good beaches, and does not share financial info w/ the US agencies.
    that’s where i’d head.

  10. 10
    Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 12:44 PM

    nice to see a proper criminal at work. when the mob comes, grab your ill gotten gains and beat feat for somewhere with no extradition.
    i’m sick of this pussy madoff attacks of conscience crap.
    this guy is old school.

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 12:47 PM

    He is staying in my new development in Iraq. He is in the house next to Saddam, who by the way only had his body double hung. – - George Bluth

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 1:22 PM

    This guy is so dead. He has been laundering money for the Columbians and the Panamanians.. now the money is gone and he is going to get smoked..

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 1:30 PM

    This guy is so dead. He has been laundering money for the Columbians and the Panamanians.. now the money is gone and he is going to get smoked..

  14. 14
    Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 1:31 PM

    Stanford has been located. He’s giving moustache rides in Chelsea for a dime. Only a few trillion to go, and he’ll recoup all losses.

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 2:16 PM

    11 is a patsy

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 5:33 PM

    It could have been attorneys or even feds. If it was Allen he would not still be whereabouts unknown.

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | February 18, 2009 at 5:36 PM

    It could have been attorneys or even feds. If it was Allen he would not still be whereabouts unknown.

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