• 12 Feb 2009 at 2:36 PM

The Penny Will Save Us

How fitting that the United States would choose this particular time to rework the penny and include a retrospective of its chief spokesman, the man who suspended habeas corpus, incarcerated nearly 20,000 people indefinitely without trial, and happily made and spent appropriations before Congress had even considered them. Of course that was Abe Lincoln. (Well, ok, it is his bicentennial, but the timing is still funny).

The first of four new pennies chronicling Abraham Lincoln’s rise from a small Kentucky cabin will be put into circulation Thursday to honor the 16th president’s 200th birthday.
The coin’s front is unchanged, but the reverse depicts a tiny log cabin, representing the one-room dwelling where Lincoln was born near Hodgenville, Kentucky.
The new one-cent piece is being unveiled by the U.S. Mint as part of Lincoln’s bicentennial celebration, being held Thursday morning near his birthplace.
The remaining coins, set for release later this year, show other phases of Honest Abe’s life: a young man reading while sitting on a log during his formative years in Indiana; Lincoln the state legislator speaking in front of the Illinois capitol; and the unfinished dome of the U.S. Capitol.

New Penny Chronicles Lincoln’s Early Life [Wall Street Journal/AP]

Comments (49)

  1. Posted by american bandersnatch | February 12, 2009 at 2:41 PM

    Typical government program. Instead of abolishing the penny like they should, they produced four different kinds.

  2. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 2:43 PM

    Attacking Honest Abe, EP? For shame. Your visa is showing.

  3. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 2:44 PM

    Now I can finally smile when I see Obama’s face superimposed over Abe Lincoln’s portrait.

  4. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 2:45 PM

    The hypocrisy of liberals never ceases to amaze me. Lincoln suspends the writ and becomes a hero. W suspends the writ and they want show trials.

  5. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 2:45 PM

    Close the fucking mint.

  6. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 2:45 PM

    Ever since 1st grade, lincoln and washington have battled for my “favorite president”. I am super excited for the new pennies!

  7. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 2:47 PM

    seriously I throw pennies into the garbage

  8. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 2:47 PM

    seriously I throw pennies into the garbage

  9. Posted by NAS Keflavik boi | February 12, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    What a clusterscrew. Realistically, the smallest US coin should be the DIME. The penny and nickel should have been shitcanned at least a decade ago.
    BTW, Pre-1983 copper pennies are worth about 2 cents each in melt value.

  10. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    Brilliant! If every American child hordes these four coins the seigniorage alone will wrest us from this crisis!

  11. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 2:48 PM

    @4- hmmmmm, I’m trying to think what else ole Abe did that might’ve made him a better prez than W…what is it…what is it…

  12. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 2:50 PM

    Lincoln – more re-written history.

  13. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 2:54 PM

    11 I know, I know… He carried out a just war and won it?

  14. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 2:56 PM

    Too many penny lovers for the penny to disappear…
    http://www.usatoday.com/money/2006-07-06-penny-usat_x.htm
    “Retired firefighter Sylvester Neal, 62, says eliminating the penny would be “like losing part of our American history.”
    Although Neal’s opinion is shared by many, he is a bit biased: He has 700,000 pennies in his garage — $7,000 worth — and is shooting for the 1 million mark. This is after he cashed in 800,000 pennies five years ago when he moved from Alaska to Washington state and couldn’t find a way to transport them.
    “It’s therapy for me,” he says. “When I get a little uptight, I go into the garage and turn on my music and turn on my lights and play with my pennies. It’s like being in hog heaven.”
    Would he ever cash in his current stash? “Not as long as I’m alive,” he says.

  15. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 2:56 PM

    too bad they cancelled the fifth one – Big Abe boning the snot outta Mary Todd

  16. Posted by Equity Private | February 12, 2009 at 2:57 PM

    “Posted by guest, Feb 12, 2009 2:43PM
    Attacking Honest Abe, EP? For shame. Your visa is showing.”
    Do you have an issue with the accuracy of the facts I presented?
    If not, I’m not sure why you bothered to comment.
    (I happen to LIKE Lincoln, but people often forget that he, too, was a despot). Often times it takes a despot. This country forgets that.

  17. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 2:58 PM

    @13…at the time, i bet half the country figured it was one of those illegal wars…the south succeeded, people bleeded?

  18. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 3:01 PM

    @17 – secession was viewed as an inherent right of what were supposedly sovereign states. Don’t forget – New England almost pulled out of the Union 40 years earlier.

  19. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 3:05 PM

    Do they have a version of the penny with Honest Abe taking it in the rear?

  20. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 3:07 PM

    the “brains all over ford’s theater” one is sure to be a hit

  21. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 3:08 PM

    Do they have a version of the penny with Honest Abe taking it in the rear?

  22. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 3:21 PM

    What’s a penny???

  23. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 3:26 PM

    Ooooh, ooooh….. #4 saw the show on Lincoln last night!!!

  24. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 3:27 PM

    Ooooh, ooooh….. #4 saw the show on Lincoln last night!!!

  25. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 3:28 PM

    US Treasury officials cower in fear over the possibility of upsetting this insane old man who plays with his collection of 700,000 pennies in his garage. Enough. Cancel the penny and nickel tomorrow. Not even beggars accept those.

  26. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 3:30 PM

    US Treasury officials cower in fear over the possibility of upsetting this insane old man who plays with his collection of 700,000 pennies in his garage. Enough. Cancel the penny and nickel tomorrow. Not even beggars accept those.

  27. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 3:33 PM

    Lots of yahoos and freepers coming up!
    EP’s talents at writing humor suck big time. It’s time for EP to learn from the Mistress.
    @23
    W is heading to Calgary to start collecting his bribes from the oil men. He’s going to be reading a speech that Cheney wrote for him. It’s about 2 minutes long, more dollars per minute that way.

  28. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 3:34 PM

    The hypocracy of neo-con Republicans never ceases to amaze me. Obama brings them tax cuts and government spending (the wet dream of recent conservatives) and they bitch about it.

  29. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 3:38 PM

    I think we should replace all US currency in every denomination with portraits of President Obama to commemorate such an historic presidency.

  30. Posted by Novice | February 12, 2009 at 3:46 PM

    @18 Try using the active voice as the first step toward not posting a bs apologia. As for “Don’t forget–” the nutjobs at the Hartford Convention were condemmed for proposing treason.

  31. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 3:50 PM

    what’s with all the double comments?

  32. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 3:52 PM

    what’s with all the double comments?

  33. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 4:15 PM

    Fucking Abe Lincoln. What the fuck is that?! W owns his ass 10 times over!
    Goddam liberal elites should get Cleveland Steamered.

  34. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 4:27 PM

    EP – No, actually, I just found it odd that you posted such a snarky, mean-spirited set of remarks about one of the greatest presidents this country has ever had on the occasion of the anniversary of his birthday. (Which, by the way, I think most people would think reason enough for the announcement you profile, rather than a coincidence.)
    What was the point of your remarks? To draw a strained and nasty parallel to current events in American politics between the actions of a man who was trying to fight a civil war and preserve the Union and the current shitshow in Washington over TARP? Was Lincoln human? Did he do naughty, perhaps even despicable things? Yes, and yes. Can you claim that you would have done any better?
    If not, why take non-sequitur potshots at the (dead) man? And, if you do take potshots at him, why not go for broke? Point out that the man’s bowel movements stank, and he may have even cheated on something or other.
    For another thing, what part of your original remarks could give anyone the impression that you believe, as you now comment, “Often times it takes a despot. This country forgets that.”? That just sounds like a guilty rationalization after the fact.
    I appreciate your passion, but I will take the liberty to offer a friendly suggestion. It is time you tried to climb out of the pool of bile you have been steadily sinking into. These kind of remarks educate no-one (don’t pretend that was your intent), and they entertain very few apart from the lunatic fringe.
    You can do better than this.
    @2

  35. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 4:32 PM

    @39
    too long, didn’t read

  36. Posted by Equity Private | February 12, 2009 at 4:41 PM

    @39: Sorry, I didn’t see anywhere that you had an issue with the facts. Did I miss that?

  37. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 4:53 PM

    @EP & 39 – I’m rubber; you’re glue…

  38. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 5:18 PM

    @39
    you have a point there…

  39. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 5:20 PM

    @39
    you have a point there…
    bad form EP.

  40. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 5:22 PM

    @39
    you have a point there…
    bad form EP. too many facts. no class.

  41. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 5:23 PM

    @39
    you have a point there…
    bad form EP. facts yes. class no.

  42. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 5:32 PM

    @14 – LOL, too easy.
    “It’s therapy for me,” he says. “When I get a little uptight, I go into the garage and turn on my music and turn on my lights and play with my penis. It’s like being in hog heaven.”

  43. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 5:47 PM

    Amen 39. EP, the issue is obviously not the accuracy of the facts. Look in the mirror and grow up.

  44. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 6:04 PM

    @48
    Not going to happen. Hopeless.
    @39
    Got it right.
    @21
    Clever.

  45. Posted by guest | February 12, 2009 at 8:15 PM

    @39
    The point of this post was obviously to elicit comments like #4 about the “hypocrisy of liberals.” Wingnuts are actually drawn to the argument that if you admire Lincoln you have to admire Bush.

  46. Posted by guest | February 13, 2009 at 1:13 AM

    Aside from the fact that he gave a good speech, I’m a little fuzzy on what exactly Lincoln did that made him “one of the greatest Presidents in our history.”
    He killed hundreds of thousands of Americans to prevent some of them from exercising the rights set forth in the Declaration of Independence as inalienable, and he vastly expanded Federal power and destroyed the currency while he was doing it.
    And, by the way, he wasn’t really all that against slavery, and he freed no slaves – the Emancipation Proclamation applied *only to territories which had seceded,* where his writ did not run. It’s like Reagan “outlawing Russia.” It was pure propaganda and he knew it.
    He was a lying, murdering, dictatorial megalomaniac and if there’s any justice in this world he and FDR take turns fisting each other with barbed-wire gloves every night in Hell.

  47. Posted by guest | February 13, 2009 at 9:20 AM

    @51
    Always warms my heart to see a southern loser being furious with history.

  48. Posted by guest | February 13, 2009 at 9:58 AM

    @52: 51 here. I’m not from the south, and I think seceding was a really bad idea on their part. However, even if I were from darkest ‘Bama and had extra-wide mirrors on my truck because the Confederate battle flag gun rack made the rear window too hard to see through, it wouldn’t make anything I said wrong.
    Did you have some example to raise of why Lincoln was a “great president” or did you just feel the need to flaunt your higher state of evolution?

  49. Posted by guest | February 13, 2009 at 10:40 AM

    @51
    Now that you mentioned it: Higher state of evolution.
    FDR and Lincoln were mortals and are acknowledged as so. But to borrow a phrase I am beginning to like, they did display signs of a higher state of evolution. For their times.

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