• 11 Feb 2009 at 9:34 AM

There’s Gonna Be A Showdown

By William Richards

The prepared testimonies of Lloyd Blankfein, Jamie Dimon, Ken Lewis, Ronald Logue, John Mack, Vikram Pandit, and John Stumpf. And after the jump, a preview of the special treat Blankfein and Pandit have planned for intermission.


Comments (21)

  1. 1
    Posted by guest | February 11, 2009 at 9:44 AM

    What is the difference between Pandit, and Vikram Pandit? Is one more evil than the other? Is Pandit the miniature version of Vikram?

  2. 2
    Posted by guest | February 11, 2009 at 9:47 AM

    I can’t wait for the musical!

  3. 3
    Posted by Bess Levin | February 11, 2009 at 9:48 AM

    @1- yes.

  4. 4
    Posted by guest | February 11, 2009 at 9:49 AM

    what a couple d-bag’s (both sets).

  5. 5
    Posted by guest | February 11, 2009 at 9:50 AM

    Will Vikram flash his elfin smile today?

  6. 6
    Posted by guest | February 11, 2009 at 9:50 AM

    Gasparino was hiding in the bathroom at Elaines last night.

  7. 7
    Posted by AJ | February 11, 2009 at 9:51 AM

    At least the hearings with Barney’s committee, right? His blathering always entertains

  8. 8
    Posted by guest | February 11, 2009 at 9:55 AM

    Opening Statement:
    “Distinguished members, isn’t there a road that needs to be paved, somewhere? Get back to work you f*cking trolls.”

  9. 9
    Posted by guest | February 11, 2009 at 9:56 AM

    Erin Burnett looks like she had a hard night last night

  10. 10
    Posted by mrpink | February 11, 2009 at 9:59 AM

    This shitshow ought to be fun to see. Lil Vik, should have just taken 100MM and flown to a non-extradition treaty country…
    -mrp

  11. 11
    Posted by guest | February 11, 2009 at 10:01 AM

    Frank: and what’s your name son?
    Vikram: Pandit, Vikram Pandit sir.
    Frank: nice name, if i ever take a dog I’ll call him Pandit.

  12. 12
    Posted by guest | February 11, 2009 at 10:02 AM

    @9
    like she had a hard kosher salami yesterday

  13. 13
    Posted by guest | February 11, 2009 at 10:04 AM

    Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends.
    We’re so glad you could attend.
    Come inside.
    Come inside.

  14. 14
    Posted by TheBlackstoneGroupie | February 11, 2009 at 10:06 AM

    **packs bong and gets ready for the spectacle**

  15. 15
    Posted by guest | February 11, 2009 at 10:07 AM

    Joe Kernan was giving ole Gasparino a hard time about not cursing this morning.
    Kernan: “You haven’t swore yet. The tension must building. You must need an outlet.”
    Gasparino: “There’s no tension. I should smack you in the face!”
    Kernan: “Are you still going to Elaine’s?”
    Gasparino: “No, I was thinking of Bruno’s.”
    Kernan: “What about Olive Garden in Secaucus, NJ?”
    Gasparino: “No real Italian eats at Olive Garden.”
    Bess, Gasparino needs an OUTLET. What can the fair readers of DB offer.

  16. 16
    Posted by guest | February 11, 2009 at 10:15 AM

    Gaspacino wants to smack Knealy Kneal in the face with his trouser snake in the bathroom at Bruno’s.

  17. 17
    Posted by guest | February 11, 2009 at 10:18 AM

    We fucked up and the guys before us fucked up. You politicians fucked up. This is all wink wink, right. Fuck the citizens over again. Just buy them off like you did for 9/11. Let’s hear it boys.

  18. 18
    Posted by guest | February 11, 2009 at 10:25 AM

    can someone please tell barney frank his services are no longer needed

  19. 19
    Posted by guest | February 11, 2009 at 10:34 AM

    can someone please tell barney frank his services are no longer needed

  20. 20
    Posted by guest | February 11, 2009 at 10:39 AM

    Monday morning quarterbacking at its finest….
    Send trillions to Iraq, dont pay any effing attention to how those dollars are being spent until its utterly apparent nothing is working
    Send billions to Wall St Execs, dont pay any effing attention to how those dollars are being spent until its utterly apparent nothing is working
    Rinse, repeat, rinse, repeat…..how about the government(true culprit) steps up for once with some foresight….hey at least theres no steroids in the MLB…

  21. 21
    Posted by guest | February 11, 2009 at 10:39 AM

    Monday morning quarterbacking at its finest….
    Send trillions to Iraq, dont pay any effing attention to how those dollars are being spent until its utterly apparent nothing is working
    Send billions to Wall St Execs, dont pay any effing attention to how those dollars are being spent until its utterly apparent nothing is working
    Rinse, repeat, rinse, repeat…..how about the government(true culprit) steps up for once with some foresight….hey at least theres no steroids in the MLB…

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